Who is ready for Jeremy Clarkson and Ola Jordan dancing the Charleston to Pencil Full of Lead?

Jeremy: This week we brought in someone special to help us, Someone thats use to Crashing out early
*Richard Hammond Enters*
Ola: This Guy survived 220 MPH, He can survive our dance
*Jeremy Dances*
*Richard Faints*
Jeremy: Hes clonked out more than a Toyota G8390 on a hot day running at 90 MPH Which is theoreticaly impossible
Ola: Shut up

Judges Scores:

Val - 4
Ash - 5
Mitch - 2
Thats 11!

Who is ready for Herbert The Pervert and Chris Griffin dancing the Rumba to Spice up your life!

Herbert: This week Consuela Helped us prepare
Chris: Consuela can you help us dance?
Consuela: No
Herbert: Please
Consuela: No
Chris: Your Fired
Consuela: No I keep job
Herbert: Has anyone seen my False Teeth
Consuela: Come get it Bitch *Runs off*

Judges Scores
Val - 0
Ash - 1
Mitch - 10!

That gives them 11! They tie with Jeremy!

Next up is Charlie Sheen and Karen Hardy Dancing the Salsa to Long Train Running by Doobie Brothers

Charlie: I couldnt rehearse this week cos I was at rehab smoking heroin.
Karen: And I couldnt cos I had a nose job and got too addicted to Grapes

*End VT*

Judges scores:
Val - 5
Ash - 8
Mitch - 9
That puts him in the lead with 22!

Next up is Hollywood Superstar Gavin from Autoglass with Camilla Dallerup

Gavin: There were 2 choices of songs this week, Autoglass replace, autoglass repair or Jetlag, Since the Quickstep most suited Autoglass Replace we went for Jetlag!

Dancing to Jetlag by Natasha Bedingfield and Simple Plan its GAVIN AND CAMILLA!

Judges Scores:
Val: 4
Ash: 7
Mitch: 8
That gives him 20!

Last up is the one and only Joe Swanson with Heather Mills! Dancing the American Smooth to Jimmy Mack by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas

Joe: Heather has been so annoying
Heather: Joe has been annoying, Just Like Paul
Joe: This week I actually arrested Heather due to Piers Morgan blaming her on Phone Hacking Paul Mccartney so this week she is in custody so I have to dance with a Broom

Dancing to Jimmy Mack its Joe Swanson and A Broom!

Judges Scores
Val: 0
Ash: 9
Mitch: 10
Thats 19!

Spice up your life if you're having a good time

Leaderboard:
1. Charlie Sheen - 22
2. Mitch Hewer 21
3 = Barry Manilow - 20
3 = Gavin from Autoglass - 20
4 = Joe Swanson - 19
4 = Evel Dick Donato - 19
5 = Herbert The Pervert - 11
5 = Jeremy Clarkon - 11

Well done to all 8 but one has to go, PM me the 8 acts from 8 (best) to 1 (worst) and tomorrow One more will leave and not get to do the GROUP DANCE! Vote or your favourite may go!

Herbert certainly was!

Lines are now open for you to vote in Twists and Sequins Series 6 too. Vote before 7pm if you dont want your favourite to go

voted

Thanks To Ash and Josh for vting And thanks Ash for guest judging

I got pushed out, when there was hardly any notice anyway. When was I to know when you'd update with the male dancers? I find the judging a bit silly this week, and personally I want to continue judging, not have me be pushed out because of when you posted!

I refused to score for Joe and Herbert - I'm probs gonna leave anyway.

I'm saddened because we need to have some buffer time with time differences. I live in NZ, thus KiwiJay! I gave them 2 and 3, but let's make the game mildly normal please

Sorry Poth asked me to step in because he needed the scores and you weren't online. I didnt ask to do it. I wasn't going to turn around and tell him no, i didnt know the circumstances or what had happened before. Sorry if anyones angry. Its not my intention to judge this I purely did it as a one off favour because Poth asked me to

No problems, I think we need to slow it down and just deal with the time differences. Does it matter hugely if 1 round takes 2 days instead of right then and there?

Ellie Simmonds (paralympic gold medallist - swimmer) would be good - but would have to be paired with someone very short - I'm thinking (total fantasy) Wayne Sleep - he is about 5' - ish.
Would also therefore need a male pro ballroom dancer as a coaching partner/ teacher.

Although Ellie is obviously in training for 2012 she would be free after !!

Michael Macintyre would also be good.

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