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Old 02-09-2004, 15:14
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This is class.

Way back when we were all a little bit younger, Michael Jackson was a little bit blacker, and EastEnders was a little bit better - well, in 2001 - Phil Mitchell was shot. And whodunnit? Well, it wasn't me. But what I did do back then, when I was sixteen, was listen to Radio 1. And I just found on an old tape something I taped off the radio: a spoof on Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" single, based on the "Who Shot Phil Mitchell" story, which was of course, where it was at, back then. And it is so good. I'll quickly transcribe it below, but I guess you'll have to be familiar with the song and how the tempo and beats alter to 'get it', but I like the lyrics. Check it.

Shaggy's It Wasn't Me Wot Shot Phil!

Phil was tipsy, downing his vodka,
When someone knocked on his door.
From a bush, it all happened in a rush,
He was bleeding all over the floor.

They all tried to warn him, he was acting a bit of a prat.
And if only he listened, he would not be laying out flat.

It started out well, he was dressed real dapper.
He said that Ian’s mother was a really big slapper.
Next thing you know, the two of them was fighting,
Out on the street with a bit of lead piping.
He said the Melanie was very good in bed,
And he said that Lisa never used her head.
He should have just stuck to plain Orange Juice instead,
Then he would not nearly ended up dead.

So just, who was the Prowler?
[it wasn’t me]
Do you reckon Mark Fowler?
[it wasn’t me]
Dan’s a ducker and a diver.
[it wasn’t me]
He bought the Vic for a fiver.
[it wasn’t me]
But Steve’s far nastier.
[it wasn’t me]
Do you remember Saskia?
[it wasn’t me]
Now it’s Phil getting colder.
[it wasn’t me]
He’s got a chip on his shoulder.

It’s the question, gripping the nation,
Who is it wants him dead?
But they can’t be, a very good shot,
I can’t believe they missed his head.

But who ever it could be, you know,
They know how to shoot from the hip.
Phil was on, two bottles a day,
Now he’s on an intravenous drip.


---and that’s where my tape cut out. Pretty cool, eh.
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Old 02-09-2004, 15:29
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lol i have that on the PC, its great!
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Old 02-09-2004, 15:33
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Lmao.. that's pretty damn clever.
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Old 02-09-2004, 15:36
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never heard of that one, but PMSL!!!!!
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Old 02-09-2004, 16:02
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That is top notch. Was it Mark and Lard? Sounds like their kind of thing
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Old 02-09-2004, 20:08
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lol! now that gold.
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Old 03-09-2004, 01:31
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Originally Posted by Jmac-25
That is top notch. Was it Mark and Lard? Sounds like their kind of thing
I think Chris Moyles played it on his show, you can download it on any P2P network such as Kazaa / WinMX
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Old 03-09-2004, 12:28
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LMAO!!! I remember that!!!
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