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What is the Funniest Line Out of any soap?
What is the funniest line out of any soap?
This includes EastEnders Emmerdale Hollyoaks Corrination street Doctors Neighbors Waterloo road Home and away My favourite is Kim in tonights episode (23/08/2011) After watching her wreck the Minute mart she says "I Cleaned it up in the Add break though" So funny |
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Whizz back to 1982 (or thereabouts), terraced street in Manchester:
Stan Ogden & Hilda Ogden kiss in the living room.... Stan: "That lipstick tastes funny.... What do you call that flavour?" Hilda: "Woman, Stanley......... Woman!"
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Whizz back to 1982 (or thereabouts), terraced street in Manchester:
Stan Ogden & Hilda Ogden kiss in the living room.... Stan: "That lipstick tastes funny.... What do you call that flavour?" Hilda: "Woman, Stanley......... Woman!" ![]() |
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EastEnders:
Janine: If only he'd worn slip on shoes. |
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Fred Elliot to Toyah Battersby in the street:
"Ay up, Toyota, or whatever it is they call ya" Lol!
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Coronation Street - The Legend that is Blanche Hunt (Maggie Jones)
Blanche to Deirdre and Ken: "Good looks are a curse Deirdre. You and Kenneth should count yourself's lucky!" Love that quote!
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Lol im only 16 so i wont remeber that but my mum might LOL
![]() She might be younger than me ![]() Jesus, how did I get so old so quickly? ![]()
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EastEnders:
Janine: If only he'd worn slip on shoes. Quote:
Fred Elliot to Toyah Battersby in the street:
"Ay up, Toyota, or whatever it is they call ya" Lol! ![]() Quote:
Coronation Street - The Legend that is Blanche Hunt (Maggie Jones)
Blanche to Deirdre and Ken: "Good looks are a curse Deirdre. You and Kenneth should count yourself's lucky!" Love that quote! ![]() |
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blanche about liz macdonald
"skirts as short as a belt and roots as dark as her soul" |
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blanche about roy cropper
"he's in the corner looking like he should be drawin with crayons" classic |
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In eastenders -
Laura :What are you looking at ?! Janine : Im still trying to work that out. |
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I dont watch corrie, but i did see a corker from Blanche a few years ago!
(Liz walks in room in sparkly dress) Deidre - "Oh Liz you look wonderful!" Blanche - "You look like a prostitute!" It was hilarious! The sarcasm dripping from her voice was a sight to behold! |
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My favourite was Matthew King's dig at Charity from Emmerdale in 2005. Charity had just revealed to the King family during Jimmy's 40th birthday party that she had slept with him and blackmailed him for £100,000.
Carl: You shelled out a hundred grand?! It would take five years for our binmen to earn that! Matthew: Longer. Carl: Humping garbage. Matthew: That's what he was doing. |
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Peggy: Get out you cheap peroxide old bat! Pauline: Oh yeah? What's this then, strawberry blonde at 70 that's real is it? Peggy: Shut up I'm not 70! Pauline: No, but you look it... ![]() ![]()
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This was HILARIOUS...
Peggy: Get out you cheap peroxide old bat! Pauline: Oh yeah? What's this then, strawberry blonde at 70 that's real is it? Peggy: Shut up I'm not 70! Pauline: No, but you look it... ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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What a cat fight that was. My favourite line was Pauline, "The only thing you can say about Phil Mitchell is it's a miracle nobody shot him sooner!"
I can't imagine a catfight as witty and entertaining to watch as that was in this current Eastenders era...
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LOL yeah that line was a killer...Looking back the writing was SO much better then...
I can't imagine a catfight as witty and entertaining to watch as that was in this current Eastenders era... ![]()
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EastEnders:
Janine: If only he'd worn slip on shoes. |
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What about Bush Push?
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What was that? Stacey vs. Janine?
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This was HILARIOUS...
Peggy: Get out you cheap peroxide old bat! Pauline: Oh yeah? What's this then, strawberry blonde at 70 that's real is it? Peggy: Shut up I'm not 70! Pauline: No, but you look it... ![]() ![]() ![]() ''Your husband was a thief, your son's got HIV and the whole lot of ya are a pack of liars'' Then when Pauline had left, Peggy just looks at everyone and goes ''well what you all staring at'', one of my favourite ever EE moments. ![]()
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Gail scrapping with Eileen I think spots Jason wearing his builders helmet...
"Look here comes the rest of the Village People".. Lol |
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That was one of my favourite ever cat fights, the writing was so witty and very real. I loved that bit that you mentioned but also Peggy's line when describing the Fowlers
''Your husband was a thief, your son's got HIV and the whole lot of ya are a pack of liars'' Then when Pauline had left, Peggy just looks at everyone and goes ''well what you all staring at'', one of my favourite ever EE moments. ![]() ![]() When was the last time we had a slanging match like that in Eastenders...the only thing that came close was 'Bush Push' but they were just laying into each other rather than trading witty insults... |
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Also remember Blanche saying
"I won't have the Croppers raising my Great Grandaughter... He's a loony and she's a man!!" |
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