Originally Posted by
Biffo the Bear:
“And for every single action she does, there's always a noise - whether it's jumping onto the windowsill or climbing the door
She's got about 5 different ways of saying hello as well, depending on how you say hello to her! She's wonderful!”
Hahaha, my Dinah is just like that. She's a calico tortie - she looks like a bloody painting of a kitten rather than a real kitten, she's absolutely gorgeous. But batshit insane. She never goes anywhere at less than a run, always with an extreme air of purpose, and every jump has a different kind of "brrrrp!" noise to accompany it.
She slept on my bed when I first got her but this had to stop because every morning at 6am she'd wake me up by very delicately biting me on the nose or eyelid. Now she sleeps in the living room so I can unlock the cat flap for the big cats at night, and every morning when you first go in she bolts up to you and makes this crazy peeping noise (my friend's canary makes the same noise) until she reckons you've cuddled her enough by way of a hello.
She steals food all the time. She's about the size of a dinner plate still so sometimes she puts all her bloody paws in it while she thieves. She loves shredding newspapers and tissues, and chasing pens and pencils around, and one of her favourite mischievous pastimes is knocking anything and everything on to the floor so the dog destroys it, then hoarding and playing with the broken/ripped/shredded bits. The dog has a habit of de-stuffing his stuffed toys and Dinah hoards the fluff in her little cat bed and luxuriates in it.
She also can't resist a wagging or swishing tail, and so annoys the life out of the dog and the older cats by zooming out of nowhere to attack their tails. She likes to take a running leap at the dog's head as well, you know that way with all four paws splayed for attack? And when the dog goes outside and wants to come back in he puts his head through the cat flap and barks, I went to get him in after this the other day and caught her doing such a leap on to the top of the cat-flap, slamming it in puppy's face.