I'm not disagreeing .

Evening young man. You okay?

I'm smashing .

I've been on the alcohol in the sun today, it's done me wonders. xD

You? <3.

Goodo

I hope you ain't drunk young man The sunshine has been lovely though for a change

<3

Me, drunk, never.

No though, I've only had a few xD, I may get drunk on Friday night, got a busy weekend

Watching Treasure Hunt on YouTube, who remembers this? I was too young (non existent) for the original, so BBC it is!

I was supposed to be moving into an awesome new flat today with a fit flatmate but it's all fallen through

I need cheering up

N'aww =(

I'l come and be your fit new flat-mate, Paul

Awwww, that sucks! How come?

I was actually looking it flats earlier but the dates are too early still! :sleep:

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I've burnt my faaaacceee

I dogged the last two periods and sat at the pavillion shirtless (again) with my girlfirends and one of my mates, for 4 hours at least, smoking fags and we also had 20 ice lollies (we mananged to eat 16 between the 5 of us and the other 4 melted

Oh well, if this nice weather keeps uo then the sun burn will all be worth it as the redness will turn into a straight up nice little tan

*Tumbleweed*

N'aww, your poor twinky face being burnt.

I don't even tan, it ****ing sucks, I'm going on the sunbeds next week if I don't even go a little brown.

In other news, I bumped into a really hot guy today and he said sorry, gave me a sluttish glare and then walked off, I could have had sex with him.

I know, but oh well it's better than being pale, I'm rocking the burnt look

I love tanning, why don't you

Well why didn't you? your a disgracing our sluttish reputation. I'm guessing he's on your team then?

Well you can't be rocking the burnt look, I can only rock that.

Oh no, I love sunbathing, I just burn and not tan, so I decide to use sunbeds, easier.

Well this is the thing, it looked sluttish, but he has a girlfriend, so I couldn't exactly dry hump him. she'd have been mortified.

Yeah tanning is actually easier said than done that's for sure, it's taken 3 days just to burn my face

Like I said the tanning beds are out of the question due to my prescription (although I may go before my college interview, I don't want to look like s**t in front of the students )

Oh yeah, then that's good that you stayed away, althougn a winch wouldn't harm anyone

I hate players, being a slut is OK but cheating on your Mrs (or Mr) is out of order.

EDIT - OMG a certain w**ker won't be coming back to DS, bwaha Karma's a bitch

I'm going to bed

You poor thing <3. I am sure D will kiss it better xD.

Stop saying you look like shit, or me and you will be falling out young man, and you wouldn't want that now .

Yeah, I don't think I'd ever cheat, if I ever had a boyfriend and felt the relationship wasn't going anywhere I'd just dump him, not whore myself out behind his back.

OMG, WHO? Was it somebody that hated us? ****ing hell it must be, there were tons of them

Mr Winner of DS Big Brother, leader of #BRO, true bully and all three of #MUSKERQUEER suffered abuse from him, he's gone... OH WELL!!

So #MUSKERQUEERS truly prevailed then? It was quite clear we did anyway, you attack us and it bites you on the ass, but some people might enjoy that

I will, but I'm just being honest, pale doesn't suit me, I look like a (cute) junkie without any eyeliner or a decent tan, but I can only achieve the twink look with both things

Oh definately not, we're pretty tight though, even if we haven't met yet

See I don't like all that, I'll always be faithful while in a relationship, why risk losing someone you love for a one night f**k with someone who probably has nothong about them or nothing in common with you, unless polygamy isn't out of the question

I've been cheated on before, and back then I let it happen for too long, I've got respect for myself now, I'll never let it go on again lmao

I'm pretty sure you used to do that before you gave it to me? you and your nibbling

You always loved my nibbling, you said it added spice into our relationship.

Not that it ever lacked spice of course

Of course, we were amazing for each other, until I got rebellious and some Polish ****** replaced me.

I'm totally joking BTW, I'm sure D is stunning xD.

He is now with his pretty hair restored, looking sleek again

He better thank his stars he is, it certainly wasn't his intelligence I went for, he's killed every single one off with the amount of weed he's been pulling

We're just too god damn perfect, that's why it would have never worked out, one day you'll have to lower your standard like I have and get yourself a wee dumb stoner bf

OMG, so he got it cut now . LET THE GAMES BEGIN

N'aww, I'm sure he's not that dumb, give him some credit .

We did work though for a bit, right? We had good times together . I don't want a dumb stoner, my standards are too high though. I'm not attractive enough to get a hot boyfriend. Despite the obvious offers just pouring in .