If you don't want to tell me that's fine, but seriously there's a few things I haven't told you also, basically anything you told me wouldn't surpirse me, I've either did/heard it before. If you really don't want to talk about it that's cool though babes xx

I love you more than a 69er

Here's a (Very) mini secret:

I'm sure it'd surprise you if I told you, I might tell you one day, if I knew you could handle me, it wasn't the nicest thing in the world though, which is why only a few people in my life know xx =)

I love you more than deepthroating

OMG, Apple Sourz <3.

OK... I'll give you one of my secrets first if that'd help, but if you really want me to drop it then just be firm, I'm too nosy I know, it's a bad habit, and I'm drunk

I'll probably PM you something anyway, I've got a big chip on my shoulder I may need to get off that no one else apart from myself really knows about, I feel terrible about it though.

EDIT - I love you more than handjobs

You drunken mess, good job ILY. And I don't do firm, you know that.

Oh god, I'm intrigued now as to what you have done. But yeah PM me, you know I'm here for you <3.

I love you more than face-****ing

I love you more than bareback, beat that

PM'ing you now...

Okay, you win, but I still love you.

And I am waiting patiently.

How can you hate apple sourz?

Dunno, just find it very bitter, it's ok with some lemonade and ice but on it's own, unless I'm getting wrecked it's s**t.

I prefer Cherry, Tropical & Pineapple. Rasperry is the worst, tastes like cough medicine!

Really? It just tastes like apple juice to me.

Doesn't surprise me, Vodka probably tastes like water to you, you lil drunkard .

Lol, vodka is a little like water, to be fair.

F**k really?

Leaves a nasty aftertaste too, and the colour green in a glass idoesn't sit right with me... I'm a picky one

Like boiling hot water I'd say, has a little kick to it

Apple sourz is amazing. Like a strong apple juice...

Jackary, my little whore, clear some PM space will you?

Most alcohol has some kind of after taste, can't say I notice it with sourz though.

Apples are green.


Lol, I've never drunk boiling hot water, but vodka isn't the most alcohol-y of drinks..

I'm actually drinking what's left of last night's Sourz, and it doesn't taste as bad as yesterday, probably due to the fact I was eating f**k knows how many ice lollies yesterday

I'm not a whore, I'm a slut, whores are coin operated

Yeah but it looks acid green, not natural

Absinthe gets you wrecked pretty quickly. Whisky is the worst (to my knowledge) for nipping your throat.

And done btw

Whisky is amazing..it depends where it comes from. Speyside whisky is the one that's going to 'nip' your throat, if you're talking single malt...there's a few blended ones that can do it too.

Yep speyside was what I dramk once, I felt so ill later.

Whiskey is an acquired taste I guess

It is, but you're Scottish, so it's Whisky , Whiskey is Irish/American.