I'll give it a whirl

When we saw him leaving the house to boos only me and another friend were awake and she hated Aaron more than anyone she was like

"Look at him! smarmy git, he thinks this is wonderful!!"

So she wasn't happy in the slightest and she bored me for the rest of the night on how Aaron SHOULDN'T have won. I tell you what when your stoned you think your talking so much sense but when your not and you see other people stoned, you really see how much sh*te you really talk

Oh really? Now that surprises me... maybe Alex will appear 'THAT BASTARD BEAT ME. BIG BROTHER SAID I WAS GOING TO WIN'

How could anybody hate him, he's fit as ****, and lovely... .

I could have told you that darling, stoners waffle shite

I didn't like him because he sulked for 64 Days

If someone put a dampener on my experience like he did for others then I wouldn't have been happy.

Just that Friday gone by I was rambling on about how the world's problems could be solved, and I really thought what I was saying was profound and inspiring when in actual fact it was the biggest load of sh!te that's ever came out of my mouth

Has that boy got himself banned again? I shall ring his neck!

I thought he was behaving himself for you!?

He's so chucked, I said I wouldn't become the weeping bf of a jailbird

How do you get banned after only 48 hours of being unbanned

I just hope he doesn't work his way up to a perma-ban!

Yeah how many bans do you need before that happens? isn't this his 4th time?

I'm not sure how many, depends on the offence, and how long in-between I think.

Yeah I think it's his 4th, he's such a little bad boy.

Maybe he needs a good skelp on the arse

Kinky little thing ain't ya?

Like you wouldn't believe

Haha, what else would you do to our resident Manc then ?

I have some candle wax spare that certainly shouldn't got to waste

Had a scheduled redelivery for today. Still not arrived so I decided to call the number on the red card. Got through at 5.58, was on hold for a minute. Once I got to an actual person, the damn bitch hung up on me after I told her it hasn't arrived (service between 8am-6pm)! Called back and I got the damn "Sorry our offices are shut"

They should have a flexible work shift considering the card says this specific branch shuts at 8pm tonight

Heading over there before I head to the cinema!

What a cow, go and give them what for! and tell them they need to improve their customer services, express your anger

It gets even better... Just went to the sorting office. He can't find the damn parcel!

Expecting a call from the manager tomorrow... Lie in canceled it seems...

The post are bloody usless these days

I bet they wouldn't piss you about if you were older, they don't take us young'ins seriously

Lol, candle wax? What exactly do you do with that?

Type in 'Candle Wax BDSM' and you'll find out

There really is a devil within me

That brought up some stuff I really didn't want to see, thanks for that!

There's nowt wrong with a good old fashioned blow job you know.

Times are changing, plain old sex will get boring at some point, and I've got a reputation to live up to remember, Im the filthy, vulgar slut remember

Lol, are you now? I thought that was SL. Haha, kidding.

What else are you into then?

Many things Crimbo, many things. Im up for anything me

Is that a sly way of suggesting you've got an erection?