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Hi guys! Long time lurker of this thread, first time poster. I need some advice.

I went out with some lasses from work last night, cause it was gay night in Boro, and please tell me there are better chat up lines than "I have a police order saying I'm not allowed to be in the town, but, I proper want to smash your back doors in". I couldn't get away fast enough D=

Hi

I really wish I could pretend that Im an expert in chat up lines but I never use them lol I've always either got lucky, been set up or just tried to look sexy and it's worked fine

You should try just going up and starting a conversation and just try dropping hints

EDIT - Oh, I don't think I understood the post correctly, I thought YOU used the chat up line, not the person chatting you up lol silly me

Welcome Artemis! (Cool username!!)

That is a rather strange chat up line. I don't blame you for running.

Pahaha! I just seen the advert for Desperate Scousewives! xD It seems like unmissable tv Even though I know the accents will annoy me...

Sorority Girls... LOL!

PS, I hope yous have bought The Saturdays, On Your Radar all!

Just watched 27 Dresses again I didn't realise James Marsden is 38?

I know! I can see Desperate Scousewives being rather cringey for quite a few Scousers And from the clip some of those female accents are totally gunna grate on me...

Yup, LOL pretty much covers it! They're giving us such a bad reputation and making it look like Leeds is a total dump....and of course it isn't

*hides from Javvy* I've not bought the CD Though I've listened to it on Spotify

Me too Plus it has Katherine Heigl in so it's a must see! lol I don't care how old he is, he's still extremely yummy

You wouldn't think it. He looks bloody good for it.

Haha, I've not seen yesterdays episode yet.

BUY it! They need the sales!


Heigl <3

I know! Was shocked by my findings I have to say. The good old X Men days...

Lol, the truth always outs!


*Waves*


You were in Boro, what are you expecting?

Haha, just kidding.

Seriously though, sometimes, some guys are just terrible, stay away from them, I'm sure one day you'll bump into Mr. Right, who won't come out with a line like that!


Haha, how do you do that?

Haha, I think I'd rather die than say something like that. It's like... is a police order supposed to say "Come to me" ? Lol. No.


Thanks for the welcome My friend took one look at me after he came out with that, linked my arm and marched me away, haha.


I know Middlesbrough isn't the nicest place, but I've never encountered anyone that bad, face to face anyway. The gay barman was super nice though...

I dunno, it just really freaked me out. Cause I don't normally get hit on, and I'm far too shy to talk to someone I don't know anyway, so I was like... if this is the sort of person I attract, life is bad.

No I can imagine it wasn't the most pleasant of experiences. Some guys are super confident, he probably just fancied a shag, I wouldn't worry about it.

Do you think your confidence is an issue to you in your life outside of like, going on the scene? It might be an idea to like, try and work on it you know?

Maybe some day you'll do the approaching..hopefully you won't come out with something as awful as that.

I just pose, (not in an attention seeking way) occasionally stroke things and try to bend over a few times

I so want to see this lol.

Pahaha! Also just read that Adam from Tool Academy has done porn for a certain site And was in Bad Lads Army years ago!!! xD

Apparently in an episode of TA he was scared of stripping

Wait your turn like every other man (or in some cases girl) has to, this cute tight arse is currently on reserve

Just stumbled across Wizards of Waverly Place. I'd forgotten how hot David Henrie is.

Well this day has turned out to be a complete waste. Starting to think being on sick leave isn't all it's cracked up too be. Can't drive, can't smoke or drink, can't have sex, can't go to the gym, I can barely do anything! Got to get my dad to drive me if I need to go somewhere! Hate it, I want my independence and life back again! Damn appendix

Was gonna go out this evening, but that didn't happen. And to top it off, I've run out of credit almost! I refuse to top up anymore, I put £10 on less then 3 days ago! Where in the hell does it go these days? So ****ing expensive! Can't wait till christmas when I get my iphone 4 on contract Unlimitied texts and internet, oh yeah

Eugh, atleast I can use this time to look for a new job. But I'm being abit too lazy and not pursued that idea as much as I should've. Working for the NHS seems the obvious and most appealing route. Good money and only a 37 hour week

God! I'm so frustrated! I need to have a little moan. Off to bed soon, hopefully I will find something to do tomorrow. Should be meeting a friend or two over the weekend, which should be nice. That is if someone can drive me about Life is not good at the moment, things have not been the same since my operation. I'm constantly tried and can barely concentrate on anything for a long period of time. Strange, can't quite explain it. Must be the all drugs pumped into body the last few days.

Does that mean it's available for sale?

That didn't offend me in the slightest

If me and Polish split anytime then it'll be back on the market sweetie

Haha, sorry but you kind of implied it.

How are things with you and your Polish sausage anyway?

No Im deadly serious, it really did NOT offend me

Very good, I wouldn't say I love him yet but im pretty close to that, I love how he can just make me laugh or cheer me up when Im upset (sometimes without even knowing it) and how he is so breezy about everything, all the while Im worrying myself

My parents are out tonight so Im getting him over, we'll have a drink, maybe a few joints, some violent shagging then I'll probably fall asleep on his chest, sounds perfect

Aww have a good night dear, sounds pretty good to me x

OMG! Scariest train journey ever!

2 junkies from Kilmarnock got on the train and they ended up having a proper domestic on the train! It all physically kicked off just a few minutes before I and most others were getting off. The woman was calling her partner a paedo and everything Shouting down the train. Everyone moved up to the front carriage but my gosh she just kept going. I was only a few rows infront of them before I and most moved (our stop was only a few minutes away) I didn't see what happened next but when I saw him next he had blood down his head! Crazy!

When we got to our stop, the conductor was calling someone. The police I'd imagine. Scary but oh so exciting aswell Made me giggle a lot xD

Lol, sounds like one of those situations where you want to do anything but look or listen, but you just can't help yourself!

Did they notice that people were watching them? probably not, junkies are usually past the point of caring about what other people think of them.

Me being the nosey little c**t I am would have probably watched it all go down lol