I'd probably take that price, but you'd have to throw in dessert, and maybe a glass of wine.

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Really, I've never went without a johnny


£5 gets a handjob
£10 for blow
£50 (Every 10 mins) for anal sex
£280 (Per hour) for a combo of the above + hardcore

Prices may vary depending on attractiveness of clientelle

You should really talk to the Organ Grinder

I got the price right, I know my Jackary so well <3 .

Will Angel Delight and a glass of rose do you?

Doesn't sound like it

To be fair, you can get to Stretford a lot easier than Scotland

I need to finish yet another feckin essay then get some kip so for now this is goodnites x

Sure that works.


Lol, you're not the only other Manc in the thread, there's David too!

Who is David again, remember I've practically been gone a month so have forgotten literally every-bodies name...

I can only 100% remember yours, and CC your name is Jason right? and I know there's a Sam on here...

Agent_F.


Yeah, I'm Jason.

And Sam is the lovely Nightfox_Dancer, well was..

Agent F... oh yes, I remember him.

And yeah, NFD goes by the name of Amy now, she's coping well from what I've heard.

With those legs she would be.

This simulation project is getting ridiculous! Nothing seems to work at all!

N'aww hehe, I need to get back on the MSN, not spoken to her for a week or two.

That went slightly over my head dear, but okay.


Tut, bad, I spoke to her yesterday.

It should, its awful!

It just needs to be done by Thursday... doesn't help I chose the hardest questions from my group to do - actually, I didn't choose, I was given! Its just riddled with all these problems causing more problems...

Anyways, hows you? Not tired from your super early day?

Hey gays. How're you all doing?

I'm feeling rather meh today.

Oooh check you out.

I'm exhausted, got a day off though tomorrow !


Aww, what's up buttercup? That rhymes, also buttercup was a powerpuff girl .


You should check me out, I'm awesome.

You'd have to get it out... for me to check it out .

I loved Buttercup when I was young, Bubbles was a wimp and Blossom was a snooty cow wasn't she.

Buttercup FTW!!

Was Buttercup the obviously lesbian one?

I'm just stressed with applying for my year in industry for uni. The online application forms all seem to be a right pain in the arse to fill in plus I keep finding loads of positions that I don't feel skilled enough for which is all rather demoralising!

Lol, if I had it out, you'd never know .


Haha, blossom was snotty!


She was!

Ah, yeah, best thing to do is not to worry. Also, apply to everything, it doesn't hurt, and eventually you'll get one, which will be good !

Yes, she could have challenged Phil and Lil's mum from Rugrats for who is the butchest lesbian in Cartoon History.

Haha!

Did you ever watch All Grown Up? That was such a sucky show.