True.

Given that. I'm surprised no one has commented on what page number we're on....

EDIT: Bugger it. Made it turn to page 70. Oh well it would have been funnier on the previous page.

OMG... I can't believe I didn't mention it...

Awkward times. Flatmate has her guy coming round later. Purely for sex He wanted to have a 'happy greeting' at the front door - not kidding. So not happening though, I'm only in the next room!

Ask to join in .

Pahaha, no! He's the biggest and best shag according to her A good 8" apparently Yes she actually told me (and all of her guys...)

Though, he does want a threesome. He asked her to ask one of our female friends, she kindly declined...

She sounds like a right slag, no offence...

Urgh what a cringe of a man... turn your music up loud so you don't have to hear them going at it.

She honestly has become one. We've told her plenty of times... She was different last year, then changed after her long term boyfriend split up. 11 guys in the past 9 or so months... All quick shags tbh. 3 remained constant...

Ohwell, he's about to come soon. Well im in the living room and which is pretty much opposite sides of the flat to her bed/room. And I have the tv and washing machine going... Doors work wonders!

Edit-

11 guys in 9 months? the wee dirty

One of my firends is 19 and she proudly claims she's been with 28 guys and 12 girls, meanwhile Im still on 4! ll she has to do is lie down

Indeed.

Nothing new though with her now. It's expected.

It's not something I could do but hey, if shagging around makes you happy, and both parties are okay with it, then who is it harming?

My sentiments exactly

I've shagged one guy twice.... and I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE DIRTY, SLUTTY ONE... WHERE IS THE JUSTICE? :sleep:

Hi all

Oh babes you shouldn't have to be the slut, there's too many whores on here, be unique and be the nice guy, everyone prefers the nice guy

Being a slut isn't about your number, it's about how one carries oneself, for example buying tight as hell jeans to showcase your best assets, that's sluttish behaviour


Hey you

Im gonna go to bed, there wasn't much sleeping involved in th early hours of yesterday. I haven't had a really good snooze in ages, nite gays

I am unique... ew and no, nice guys seem to always finish last in life, not that I'd be nasty either.

Oh and yeah, I am proud of my arse, so I carry off tight jeans pretty damn well .

I'm the nice guy.

Ooooh Om Nom Nom

No, you aren't allowed to see .

Oooooooooohhhh

Hi Mattty

Hi Scottttyyyyy

Are you well my friend?

I'm alright thanks. A bit tired though. What about you?

I'm well. Just laid on the sofa drinking Dr. Pepper, munching away on peanut M&M's with SATC on in the background. ooooo the glamour!