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Old 02-09-2011, 13:35
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Welcome to the lovely newbies but I must say I'm not happy with the unnecessary comments about Katy Perry I'm no fan of her at all but I think her body is great and as a 26yr old girl, I appreciate the presence of all non-toothpick women in showbiz. Must we slate her? Must we? Surely we should use our combined powers for good and knock Grotbags off her perch once and for all, instead of calling famous girls with perfectly lovely bodies "chunky".
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Old 02-09-2011, 13:37
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Thank God! I thought something awful had happened. Also I'm thrilled that I finished off the last thread!

Welcome all. Where is Bellagio's throne? Did someone pack it with the broomsticks?
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Old 02-09-2011, 13:40
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I don't like toothpicks either (I'm a guy, BTW), but having (unavoidably) seen pix of Mz Perry in her stage costumes, while she's no elephant, fact is she's a bit of an odd shape and doesn't float my boat at all (since you asked, Karen Allen).

Plus, she can't sing.

Plus, she married Russell Brand.
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Old 02-09-2011, 13:47
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There is no getting away from the Russell Brand thing. Bang to rights there.

I am just not comfortable calling a young girl who looks like this chunky: http://www.sweetslyrics.com/images/i...ty_perry02.jpg

Anyway, horses for courses and all that. The most important thing is that there is no mention of FRS yet in this thread so can someone post up a list of who it is and is not for those who find this thread without reading part 2? Would do it myself but I am at work. (I am on lunch, not skiving, promise.)
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Old 02-09-2011, 14:33
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Phew! Thought that the thread has been closed by DS!


Thankfully I can still sit back every day and enjoy the brilliant posts and p!ss takes (loved the farmers link, is there ANYONE this woman hasn't upset at some point?)


Great posts guys and keep up the good work. There must be a lot of lurkers like me who rarely or never post but enjoy our daily dose of this thread
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Old 02-09-2011, 15:57
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There is no getting away from the Russell Brand thing. Bang to rights there.

I am just not comfortable calling a young girl who looks like this chunky: http://www.sweetslyrics.com/images/i...ty_perry02.jpg

Anyway, horses for courses and all that. The most important thing is that there is no mention of FRS yet in this thread so can someone post up a list of who it is and is not for those who find this thread without reading part 2? Would do it myself but I am at work. (I am on lunch, not skiving, promise.)
Hi Politiks,
It was me that referred to her as chunky and although I'm sorry I upset you I do stand by my description. That picture you've linked to is not how she looks now and in your link she most definitely is not chunky. She appears to have put on weight (since her marriage?) around her hips and thighs and the dress that Liz Jones refers to just isn't the right style for her (or me come to that. It's more of a Posh Spice type of dress - no hips and very little chest.
On to the cows and their pensions..... I didn't read the article initially as I thought it would annoy me too much but after reading the farmers' responses I thought I should go back and have a look. The article is bad enough but some of the comments from vegan readers of the Mail website are unbelievable. Obviously the chopping off of cow legs before the cow dies is a vegan urban(?) myth. There's also one lunatic that says that you can't produce eggs humanely as what do you do with the male chicks. Apart from the fact that the eggs are taken away and sold before they hatch either male or female chicks, the eggs aren't fertilized so they aren't gonna produce chicks no matter what you do to them. It always amazes me that vegans (yes Liz I include you in that even though your veganism seems to wax and wane somewhat) 'love' animals so much but seem to hate humans - and I say that as an animal lover.
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Old 02-09-2011, 18:20
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BUMP (from the last page of the previous thread) ......

Originally Posted by Bellagio
Posted in this weeks Moans:

"Who's Liz Jones?

- Jim Kerr, Italy, 1/9/2011 20:38"

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Old 02-09-2011, 20:28
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Old 02-09-2011, 21:07
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Old 02-09-2011, 21:20
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I don't like toothpicks either (I'm a guy, BTW), but having (unavoidably) seen pix of Mz Perry in her stage costumes, while she's no elephant, fact is she's a bit of an odd shape and doesn't float my boat at all (since you asked, Karen Allen).

Plus, she can't sing.

Plus, she married Russell Brand.

Yee gods! I know exactly what you mean.
I'm a bloke and should theoretically laugh at RB, in a blokish sort of way.
But his oily-creep arrogant inane attempts at humour make me shudder.. Seriously creepy guy. and not in a cool way...
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Old 02-09-2011, 21:25
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Old 03-09-2011, 09:09
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Who's Liz Jones?
Somehow I can't envision a 'Spartacus' scenario.
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Old 03-09-2011, 10:30
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I'm a bloke and should theoretically laugh at RB, in a blokish sort of way.
But his oily-creep arrogant inane attempts at humour make me shudder.. Seriously creepy guy. and not in a cool way...
Nah - man's a complete tit. Nowhere near as funny as he thinks he is.
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Old 03-09-2011, 10:33
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Nah - man's a complete tit. Nowhere near as funny as he thinks he is.
I looked at this entry first and thought, Rob Bryden IS funny!!!!
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Old 03-09-2011, 11:59
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I don't like toothpicks either (I'm a guy, BTW), but having (unavoidably) seen pix of Mz Perry in her stage costumes, while she's no elephant, fact is she's a bit of an odd shape and doesn't float my boat at all (since you asked, Karen Allen).

Plus, she can't sing.

Plus, she married Russell Brand.
I loved watching Karen Allen in the late 70's / early 80's (Animal House is still a guilty pleasure) as she seemed so normal and down to earth - and also gorgeous in a girl next door sort of way rather than "in your face". I also think LJ could take a huge leaf out of her book on "How to be 50+ and still look great"

http://celebritywonder.ugo.com/pictu...064297929.html

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Old 03-09-2011, 13:38
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Thank you- it's got 142 green arrows now

I also submitted another comment which they didn't print!
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Old 03-09-2011, 15:11
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I loved watching Karen Allen in the late 70's / early 80's (Animal House is still a guilty pleasure) as she seemed so normal and down to earth - and also gorgeous in a girl next door sort of way rather than "in your face". I also think LJ could take a huge leaf out of her book on "How to be 50+ and still look great"

http://celebritywonder.ugo.com/pictu...064297929.html



also done!
Poor Karen had a complete mental breakdown at one stage. I hope that is in the past and she has made a full recovery. I struck me recenlt that her character in Raiders might have been based on Nancy Wake, a Resistance Agent working for the SOE during World War Two, who was known for being able to drink any man under the table, was considered beautiful and led successful raids against the Gestapo.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obit...ancy-Wake.html
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Old 03-09-2011, 16:30
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Welcome all. Where is Bellagio's throne? Did someone pack it with the broomsticks?
Yes, indeed. Bellagio is King of this thread for all his detective work and Cyanide Cindy is Queen.

Or perhaps that should be:

Bellago = Chief Warlock
Cyanide Cindy = Chief Witch

.... of the Liz-Jones-is-nutty-as-a-fruitcake Coven of Crazed Harpies !!!
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Old 03-09-2011, 16:34
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and others (sorry i have lost the ability to do multi-quotes -- it ain't working for me today).

Thanks all ..... it's 151 green arrows now and top of the "best rated"

Thanks so much Cyanide Cindy for being the genius who posted the JK quote in the first place !!!!

When will Liz come clean and fess all .....?

(sometime like the other side of never i expect -- ah well
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Old 03-09-2011, 16:56
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No she will call his girlfriend rude names, witter on about Nirpal and yearn to search FRS's emails etc. Claims gf hasn't a job, is an ok yah piece of "Eurotrash".
It is quite a disgusting piece tbh but then I hate cheap name calling.
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Old 03-09-2011, 17:44
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No she will call his girlfriend rude names, witter on about Nirpal and yearn to search FRS's emails etc. Claims gf hasn't a job, is an ok yah piece of "Eurotrash".
It is quite a disgusting piece tbh but then I hate cheap name calling.
To be fair to the raddled old bat, I saw an interview Nirps did a few years ago and he came across as a complete slimeball - looked like he could do with a good shower. She must have been totally desperate to even consider sleeping with him, never mind marrying him.
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Old 03-09-2011, 17:51
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She wanted a wedding and a husband and anything that could get her those would do. It's not as if she ever seemed to love him and her rage was because of the undeniable indignity of her behaviour toward her rather than the searing pain of having your dreams go up in smoke. He's vile but I have no sympathy for either of them.
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Old 03-09-2011, 18:10
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Just out of interest - this is OT-ish, but not too much - how many of us are on Facebook ?
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Old 03-09-2011, 18:16
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Just out of interest - this is OT-ish, but not too much - how many of us are on Facebook ?
I am
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Old 03-09-2011, 18:27
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Me too. Should we form a group?
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