• TV
  • MOVIES
  • MUSIC
  • SHOWBIZ
  • SOAPS
  • GAMING
  • TECH
  • FORUMS
  • Follow
    • Follow
    • facebook
    • twitter
    • google+
    • instagram
    • youtube
Hearst Corporation
  • TV
  • MOVIES
  • MUSIC
  • SHOWBIZ
  • SOAPS
  • GAMING
  • TECH
  • FORUMS
Forums
  • Register
  • Login
  • Forums
  • Entertainment
  • Showbiz
Liz Jones - YOU magazine (Part 3)
<<
<
100 of 149
>>
>
Porcupine
14-05-2012
Originally Posted by Lukey37:
“That comment about Holly's weight is incredibly nasty. I really shouldn't be surprised with Liz...”

I read the Liz column every week and i read this thread every week, and normally I smile at how hot under the collar some of you get. BUT, the comment about Holly really peed me off. I was fuming, and I didn't even see the interview !

Holly might not be everyones cup of tea, but she had a lovely womanly figure. She has had children, she works and she looks good. Obviously Liz was jealous. But what annoyed me more is that last week she was hugging a 'fellow annorexic' girl and saying how awful it is that the papers / magazines pressure people to be thin. Then she is slating Holly for being curvy.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Her double standards really hack me off.
Stockingfiller
14-05-2012
I think she's really lost it now. It's very uncomfortable to witness.
serenity2012
15-05-2012
If Liz has really lost it (and her columns and diary are becoming increasingly bizarre), the DM should pull the plug now. She will have returned from the aussie trip (if she ever really went) by now so maybe things went badly awry and that has tipped her over the edge.... could it be that she truely believed that a real RS (who was actually a very casual acquaintance) was in a "relationship" with her? Her recent columns seem to verge into teenage fantasy, and no-one in a real relationship would travel across the world to "surprise" her lover not even knowing for sure where he was staying! If it is fiction it is laughably poor, if fact then she is in serious need of help.
Seabird
15-05-2012
Originally Posted by serenity2012:
“ Her recent columns seem to verge into teenage fantasy, and no-one in a real relationship would travel across the world to "surprise" her lover not even knowing for sure where he was staying! If it is fiction it is laughably poor, if fact then she is in serious need of help.”

Absolutely. This is a scenario that she has used twice this year for TWO different fantasy men. She started off the year by boasting about going to South America to surprise and seduce a married man with young children who she had only ever had innocent text messages from and temporarily dropped any mention of the FRS and just as quickly she dropped the ridiculous SAMM story. A couple of years ago she was obsessed and stalking an innocent married vet in her village, even befriending his wife. I do believe all three men exist and she has met them, but I don't believe she has had a relationship with any of them or even any encouragement from them. You really have to wonder where this will end, if she ever loses her job then what outlet will there be for the voices in her head?
pink15
15-05-2012
Originally Posted by cathrin:
“All wives and girlfriends [what girlfriends, who?] have been banished: we are thinking along the lines of Sven-Goran Eriksson [he is always banging on about football, and Kenny Dalglish in particular], and keeping women away from the training



......If the FRS is so keen on football, then surely he should know that it wasn't Sven G-E who banned the wives and girlfriends; it was Fabio Capello. I'm fairly sure Sven was the opposite, actually pretty relaxed about letting the players to have their WAGs around. Can anyone confirm this? Maybe Bellagio, king of the detailed research?

.....It may be a trivial error in the grand scheme of things, but it's the sort of thing that gives stuff away. An RS with a love of football, wouldn't get this wrong (after all, the Sven reference makes a nonsense of what he's actually saying), especially if he was taking the trouble to use this as an analogy in an email which he knew was bound to get published! ”


You are correct - the world cup disaster under Sven was the one that all the WAGs took centre stage at - given Sven's appetite he could hardly put his players on a ban could he?!
dingdongwitch
15-05-2012
Dignity slipping much
fizzycat
16-05-2012
Originally Posted by cathrin:
“All wives and girlfriends [what girlfriends, who?] have been banished: we are thinking along the lines of Sven-Goran Eriksson [he is always banging on about football, and Kenny Dalglish in particular], and keeping women away from the training


”

THis bit puzzled me. If all wives and girlfriends are banished from the 'big van with beds', why is she wasting her time going out there? Surely she won't be allowed to join him if others can't be with their partners?

Or is she trying to say she's sooooo special that he'll allow her to stay? Or has she just made a slip up and admitted that she's not really his g/f?

Or am I trying to apply sense and logic to JonesWorld?
WelshMum64
16-05-2012
Breaking news - LJ goes shoe shopping!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3080/...8b79008c_o.jpg
Paula Panzer
16-05-2012
Originally Posted by fizzycat:
“THis bit puzzled me. If all wives and girlfriends are banished from the 'big van with beds', why is she wasting her time going out there? Surely she won't be allowed to join him if others can't be with their partners?

Or is she trying to say she's sooooo special that he'll allow her to stay? Or has she just made a slip up and admitted that she's not really his g/f?

Or am I trying to apply sense and logic to JonesWorld?”

Probably setting her readers up for "In which I didn't go to Australia after all."
woppit
16-05-2012
Why the curious obsession with the word "mewing"? I find it so irritating I could scream.
Seabird
16-05-2012
Originally Posted by woppit:
“Why the curious obsession with the word "mewing"? I find it so irritating I could scream.”

Really toe curling isn't it, she seems to get fixated with certain words and phrases and then uses them indiscriminately, but "mewing" is particularly icky, obviously spending too much time with the cats that are still breathing. "Butter-soft leather", "£26,000", "dementia (as an insult)", "anorexia (excuses all her behaviour)", "my ex-husband (see "anorexia"), "Kate's hair (we're twinnies you know), etc, etc... I swear it's all computer generated.
vampyre
19-05-2012
Guess who didn't go to Australia after all?
That's right, the woman without a credit card.
DeliriumTremens
19-05-2012
Originally Posted by vampyre:
“Guess who didn't go to Australia after all?
That's right, the woman without a credit card.”

What happened to the 5k ticket she apparently bought mentioned in one of her other articles?
cybrook
19-05-2012
Liz Jones rocks in 'owning' you very passionate and ardent readers...this girl knows just how to control you restless souls who pounce on every word of hers.
Best of all she knows how to get you constantly reading the Daily Mail. What would you do without her........
vampyre
19-05-2012
Originally Posted by cybrook:
“Liz Jones rocks in 'owning' you very passionate and ardent readers...this girl knows just how to control you restless souls who pounce on every word of hers.
Best of all she knows how to get you constantly reading the Daily Mail. What would you do without her........”

Barring when she says deeply offensive things like "I'm glad my mother has dementia" the rest of our Lizard love is just fun, nothing more.
wonkeydonkey
19-05-2012
Originally Posted by StressMonkey:
“Why

A waste of a good photo shoot.”

Or as one of the comments (with over 1300 green arrows) puts it:
"She looks like something from the Roswell Incident."

Originally Posted by DeliriumTremens:
“http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/...rn-purple.html”

Is she actually moaning here that when she was young her grandfather was killed and this interrupted a planned date?


Originally Posted by cybrook:
“Liz Jones rocks in 'owning' you very passionate and ardent readers...this girl knows just how to control you restless souls who pounce on every word of hers.
Best of all she knows how to get you constantly reading the Daily Mail. What would you do without her........”

My, you sound as if you know how to have fun.
DorisMorris
19-05-2012
Originally Posted by cybrook:
“ What would you do without her........”

DM readers are about to find out, imho
Mrs BBV
20-05-2012
Originally Posted by DorisMorris:
“DM readers are about to find out, imho”

Well when we've got rid of Liz there's always Amanda Platell!
whatever54
20-05-2012
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...rpowering.html

correct me if I'm wrong but I think she has a hearing impairment as opposed to being deaf?

Whatever the case she is a huge old attention seeker & full of self pity.

I would never mock disability but when I read this line:
'As a teenager out in a crowd, I couldn’t follow conversations so I just sat on the periphery, mute'
I just thought hallelujah for your companions if it was the same old drivel you spout now then they had a lucky escape! This woman is truly vile
'It has made me seem more irritable than I really am'.
I think she got confused and meant irritating. That has nothing to do with her hearing but her personality which she could work on
DeliriumTremens
20-05-2012
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/...alled-off.html
the Dreary is up, and as Vampyre said, the trip is off. But not to worry, her Mulberry washbag will comfort her.
Meanwhile, she has this load of insulting tripe in the paper.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/ar...yre-there.html
whatever54
20-05-2012
moved my Michael Kors blah blah
if I was your wife- in your dreams Liz the way you write & behave would not attract potential husbands.

I think we should segregate men again: women-only train carriages, women-only loos on aeroplanes, women-only apartment blocks, women-only wards, women-only motorways, or at least a special fast lane for us, so we can leave behind all those men eating sausage rolls as they drive.

How very sexist.

Benatar and an American men’s rights (!!!) author, Warren Farrell (and again, !!!), argue that, because of women like me, there are more men at the bottom of society in the 'glass cellar' and that 'more men die younger, more are incarcerated’. Well, fine by me

Oh Liz you are hilarious, women like you!! Thankfully they are few & far between, get a grip MADAM you seem like a complete PITA & I would not want to sit near you on a train
DeliriumTremens
20-05-2012
Originally Posted by whatever54:
“moved my Michael Kors blah blah
if I was your wife- in your dreams Liz the way you write & behave would not attract potential husbands.

I think we should segregate men again: women-only train carriages, women-only loos on aeroplanes, women-only apartment blocks, women-only wards, women-only motorways, or at least a special fast lane for us, so we can leave behind all those men eating sausage rolls as they drive.

How very sexist.

Benatar and an American men’s rights (!!!) author, Warren Farrell (and again, !!!), argue that, because of women like me, there are more men at the bottom of society in the 'glass cellar' and that 'more men die younger, more are incarcerated’. Well, fine by me

Oh Liz you are hilarious, women like you!! Thankfully they are few & far between, get a grip MADAM you seem like a complete PITA & I would not want to sit near you on a train”

Personally, I'd be happy if Liz was segregated. She's living in her own invented world anyway, complete with Rock Star BF etc, so why not let her just stay there, safely away from society?
whatever54
20-05-2012
Originally Posted by DeliriumTremens:
“Personally, I'd be happy if Liz was segregated. She's living in her own invented world anyway, complete with Rock Star BF etc, so why not let her just stay there, safely away from society?”

Good point, but just Liz on her own not with other women (I am female) & don't want to be subjected to her, she is seriously deluded. Like the quiet coach they need a Liz Jones one so no one need endure the pain!
Paula Panzer
20-05-2012
Funny how she starts off by talking rudely to a man and then accuses him of being rude:

"'What are you, 12?' I asked him, gathering my newspapers and sliding out grumpily into the aisle.
He sat down without saying thank you..."

I wouldn't have said thank you either, in the circumstances.
whatever54
20-05-2012
Originally Posted by Paula Panzer:
“Funny how she starts off by talking rudely to a man and then accuses him of being rude:

"'What are you, 12?' I asked him, gathering my newspapers and sliding out grumpily into the aisle.
He sat down without saying thank you..."

I wouldn't have said thank you either, in the circumstances.”

I quite agree, sanctimonious old cow & I don't blame him wanting his seat either, she should book one. If she's as important as she makes out should not be a problem, argh that woman makes me cross
<<
<
100 of 149
>>
>
VIEW DESKTOP SITE TOP

JOIN US HERE

  • Facebook
  • Twitter

Hearst Corporation

Hearst Corporation

DIGITAL SPY, PART OF THE HEARST UK ENTERTAINMENT NETWORK

© 2015 Hearst Magazines UK is the trading name of the National Magazine Company Ltd, 72 Broadwick Street, London, W1F 9EP. Registered in England 112955. All rights reserved.

  • Terms & Conditions
  • Privacy Policy
  • Cookie Policy
  • Complaints
  • Site Map