6.6.09

LJ loves fantasising about attached men. Remember this one? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/...-calls-me.html
(JK and Paul Weller also get a mention in passing)

My memory must be as bad as Liz's, I'd nearly forgotten these two 'love interests'. The 'millionaire' had a Japanese girlfriend, is she getting her millionaires/RS crossed? The 'married man - MM' was some poor innocent local farmer wasn't he who became the focus of her deluded fantasies, and the poor wife (a 'friend' of Liz) was subjected to the full force of her scorn. Seriously vile and deluded woman. And yes, Jim Kerr and Paul Weller should have had an injunction slapped on her then.

DorisMoris, from the article you just quoted I found:

6. The MM is a farmer, albeit an organic one. I don’t agree with farming animals, or making any money from them whatsoever. I couldn’t possibly have as a friend someone who raises animals holistically then sends them to slaughter and eats them, which is why I have ruled out Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Jamie Oliver as future suitors.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/...#ixzz1X57wXDUy

Is this the same Liz who is going to make money from a herd of cows, advertising the wares in Harrods or somewhere like that?

Do you think the MoS's lawyers check the diary to see if she is libelling anyone? I suppose that anyone who sued would have to prover of that a member of the public could identify the RS from the clues given and that the things said about him are libellous. Most men would consider a suggestion that they had been dating LJ as a slur on their mental health.

My view as well, Radiomaniac.

Meanwhile .... back in la la land (the fictional world of Liz Jones) I am PMSL at the latest comments on the YOU diary piece at the weekend:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/...ove-rival.html

In particular the one that really tickles me is from "Fliss, Melbourne":

How's this idea for your diary Liz - a local farmer who has been secretly lusting after you for years finally declares his love for you. He and the RS then duel each other on their respective tractors, the local farmer winning. The drama of the situation brings you to realise how shallow and pointless a life of yachts, villas in Ibiza and dodging paparazzi would have been with the RS. Tears coursing down your face you throw yourself into the farmers arms, riding off into the sunset with him on the back of his tractor in search of more orphaned/abused/starving sheep/horses/dogs etc. The RS skulks back to his incredibly glamorous and exclusive hotel in Italy/France and Eurotrash girlfriend, having made you promise never to divulge his true identity.
- Fliss, Melbourne, Australia, 5/9/2011 14:29

(I think you have to press "view all" comments to be able to see that one .... I mean how helpful a reader of Liz's diary giving her the perfect exit storyline from the FRS nonsense before JK sues !!!!).

None of the comments on the YOU piece are mine, btw, altho I do wish some of them were!

^^^^ Definately an evil genius at work on the You comments board (come on out and take your applause whoever you are!!!). Isn't it bizarre that Liz's readers are far better and wittier writers than she is?

Liz'n'me, Liz'n'me - Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. (On the other hand...)
- Adam Ant, England, 05/9/2011 14:07

We could go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear. (And EVERYTHING she wants costs money).
- Morrissey, Manchester, 05/9/2011

More evil geniuses about!



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/...#ixzz1X61bSgjl

Methinks the collie reference is a bit of a giveaway !

Absolute fab' geniuses regarding the DM comments, love it!

True, and on the same ethical level as regretting on more than one occasion that her mother was not dead and off her conscience.

I do like the bit about her sponsoring two Pakistani girls and enabling them to move from Dhaka and move to the countryside, and the curt comment underneath, "Dhaka is in Bangla Desh". I guess the girls are brown, so she is roughly right.

Bellagio should look away now

Hehehehe

Lawks, how wonderfully clever/funny these RS gods are with their comments. My most favourite is "Midge Ure".

^ Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you !@%! v
- Bob Geldof, London, 05/9/2011 20:41


Lol'd - works on so many levels given the recent Somalia trip.

Given how dire she can be at times it is not surprising at all.

I honestly have tears of laughter streaming down my face reading these 'RS' comments. I think 'Rod Stewart' is my current favourite but (if it's the same person posting) they just keep getting better and better.

My crazy horses suddenly seem quite sane!
- Donny Osmond, U.S.A., 6/9/2011 7:00

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
- Freddie Mercury, Heaven, 6/9/2011 2:38

Och, y'know, Lizzie, Aa might have been tellin' a few porkies when Aa taeld ye I wuz THAT Rod Stewart. I thocht ye might 'a guessed when Aa served ye deep-fried Mars Bars for yer tea (I ken ye're a vegetarian). Any chance of a tenner till ma broo comes through?
- Rod Stewart

We should have a Golden Harpie Award for distinguished services.

Isn't she lovely?
- Stevie Wonder, USA, 5/9/2011 20:05


Hahahaha brilliant

Love 'Rod Stewart'

and this:

DM has stopped the fun No longer accepting comments

Lizzie and the DM obviously insulted that we are not treating the RS fantasy with the gravitas it deserves. Either that or one of the named RS's is threatening to sue her skinny @£$e off!

Brilliant.

Damn! Spoilsports. Those comments were the best thing I've read on the Daily Mail in years




BIB: PLEASE let it be this! Serve her right.

Hello, I am a longtime lurker and have only just completed the krypton factor that is DS registration, I love this thread and have joined the FB group.

That was mine, but I didn't write any of the others