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Old 06-09-2011, 17:25
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Bah! Roger Waters was just about to tell her to "Shine on you crazy diamond"
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Old 06-09-2011, 18:26
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Long-time lurker here too. Absolutely loving this thread and the Daily Mail comments. Killjoys at the Daily Mail no longer accepting comments

Weird that the comments were allowed through unmoderated though. Just wondering what's going on and where the diary and the RS story are going to go from here.
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Old 06-09-2011, 19:26
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Bah! Roger Waters was just about to tell her to "Shine on you crazy diamond"
And Ray Davies was just about to tell her that

She seeks me here, she seeks me there
Her clothes cost loads, she doesn't care.
It will make or break her so she's got to buy the best,
'Cause she's a sad deluded follower of fashion.
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Old 06-09-2011, 19:36
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Old 06-09-2011, 19:59
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And Ray Davies was just about to tell her that

She seeks me here, she seeks me there
Her clothes cost loads, she doesn't care.
It will make or break her so she's got to buy the best,
'Cause she's a sad deluded follower of fashion.
That is excellent !!

So sorry to hear that Ray Davies did not make it onto the comments !!!!
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Old 06-09-2011, 20:23
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And Ray Davies was just about to tell her that

She seeks me here, she seeks me there
Her clothes cost loads, she doesn't care.
It will make or break her so she's got to buy the best,
'Cause she's a sad deluded follower of fashion.
That would have been just excellent to see on the comments thread.
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Old 06-09-2011, 21:18
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Quote below is from Ms Jones' DM article yesterday about the Pandora's Box of Delights of either buying good (blindingly expensive) pre-owned clothes or hiring a frock for the day:

I’m sorely tempted to hire this for the launch of Naked Fashion on Wednesday, a book about fair trade fashion of which I’m co-author, along with Emma Watson and Livia Firth.

Link below is to the blurb about Naked Fashion:

http://www.newint.org/books/ethical-...troduction.pdf

A contributor, yes. Co-author?
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Old 06-09-2011, 21:30
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Been away for 2 weeks and just catching up on Liz! I have been overloaded by her craziness and don't even know where to begin! The chickens' pensions! Loved the comments below this week's Dreary though, from all the RS's! Maybe the DM has now realised the comments are actually better than the actual articles and they don't even have to pay for them!
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Old 06-09-2011, 21:49
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Quote below is from Ms Jones' DM article yesterday about the Pandora's Box of Delights of either buying good (blindingly expensive) pre-owned clothes or hiring a frock for the day:

I’m sorely tempted to hire this for the launch of Naked Fashion on Wednesday, a book about fair trade fashion of which I’m co-author, along with Emma Watson and Livia Firth.

Link below is to the blurb about Naked Fashion:

http://www.newint.org/books/ethical-...troduction.pdf

A contributor, yes. Co-author?
Barely that - her 'contribution' is three pages, one of which is photos, and was originally published in the Wail last year.
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Old 06-09-2011, 22:05
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Quote below is from Ms Jones' DM article yesterday about the Pandora's Box of Delights of either buying good (blindingly expensive) pre-owned clothes or hiring a frock for the day:

I’m sorely tempted to hire this for the launch of Naked Fashion on Wednesday, a book about fair trade fashion of which I’m co-author, along with Emma Watson and Livia Firth.

Link below is to the blurb about Naked Fashion:

http://www.newint.org/books/ethical-...troduction.pdf

A contributor, yes. Co-author?
I cannot believe she has the audacity to claim co-authorship!
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Old 06-09-2011, 22:08
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I cannot believe she has the audacity to claim co-authorship!
With LJ's form I think it just par for the course!
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Old 06-09-2011, 22:14
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yep a prog rocker would be sooo LJ's style or maybe it's someone from 'Smokie' or the Rubettes ?,she's the right age,.Thanks for the welcome as well.
Do you want to phone a friend, go 50/50 or ask the audience?

a) Gary Glitter
b) Rick Parfitt
c) PJ Proby
d) Him with the mullet from Agadoo/Black Lace

Probably c) as she described him as a former leggings wearer.
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Old 06-09-2011, 22:18
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He he!
Ha ha!

I told you, I'm still not quite ready for commitment and marriage. Let's leave it for another ten years. We'll both still be the young ones.
- Cliff Richard, Weston-super-Mare


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/...#ixzz1XD3B3XQK
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Old 06-09-2011, 22:51
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The best one for me is the one below:

Isn't she lovely?

- Stevie Wonder, USA, 5/9/2011 20:05
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Old 06-09-2011, 23:13
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I didn't know that being a professional nutcase paid so well. Where can I apply for the job?
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Old 06-09-2011, 23:53
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The best one for me is the one below:

Isn't she lovely?

- Stevie Wonder, USA, 5/9/2011 20:05
Oh yes.

I couldn't quite think of a way to shoe horn in the Tubes:

Don't touch me there
Please don't
Don't touch me there
Oh no not there
Don't touch me there
Anywhere but there
Don't touch me there
Never--don't ever
Don't touch me there
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Old 07-09-2011, 00:44
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I forgot to say 'well done' to all the people who added famous names to the comments for Moans.

They were the best comments I've ever seen on the DM and far better than anything Moans herself pens!

PS. I can't imagine anyone touching Moans anywhere - she looks frigid!
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Old 07-09-2011, 01:10
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@ Ber, Welshmum64, WonkeyDonkey & Radiomaniac

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PS: welcome coolxwaters & all other newbies
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Old 07-09-2011, 14:04
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Yet another long-term lurker, I bit the bullet and joined because I just had to express my appreciation of the recent comments that the Mail has (surprisingly) allowed. In particular, WelshMum64's contribution made me howl with laughter. If LJ reads all these and continues with her fantasies, she must have the skin of a rhinoceros. Mustn't she?
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Old 07-09-2011, 14:53
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Yet another long-term lurker, I bit the bullet and joined because I just had to express my appreciation of the recent comments that the Mail has (surprisingly) allowed. In particular, WelshMum64's contribution made me howl with laughter. If LJ reads all these and continues with her fantasies, she must have the skin of a rhinoceros. Mustn't she?
Hi Paula and welcome. Yes those brilliant spoof comments have been a triumph and all the contributers deserve a big thankyou and congratulations on such inspired madness. I truly would love to know what Liz thinks of them, she doesn't appear to have much, if any, sense of humour so they will probably go right over her head. Surely as she starts penning the latest RS related drivel she must know that she is a) not fooling anyone and b) has become even more of a national laughing stock than ever. Maybe not though.
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Old 07-09-2011, 15:03
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Absolutely loved all the comments on the Diary, just wish I'd be quick enough to join in. Keep up the good work all of you cheer me up every time I read this thread.
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Old 07-09-2011, 18:05
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Thank you, Seabird, for your welcome.

I totally agree with you that Liz has absolutely no sense of humour, in addition to which she lacks the wit and imagination of so many members of this forum - witness the repetition of old stories, vaguely rehashed to reflect the current circumstances. And although I can respect anyone's moral right to eschew meat or whatever, she is so inconsistent with her veganism (eating eggs? wearing leather?) that I question how dedicated she really is to her beliefs. Also, in my view as an animal lover (albeit an omnivorous one), how can she so sefishly let her animals drag out their miserable lives at a stage of age and sickness when any humane person would do the decent thing - as I have sadly had to do a number of times in the past and will no doubt have to do again? I could go on, but you all know and have already said it all.

But, last of all, why is it that I can't just ignore the woman and have to read all her moronic witterings despite how much they make my blood boil?
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Old 07-09-2011, 19:50
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Thank you, Seabird, for your welcome.



But, last of all, why is it that I can't just ignore the woman and have to read all her moronic witterings despite how much they make my blood boil?
Welcome Paula. I think the answer to your question is that she holds a horrible fascination for us.
Although, to be honest, I read her mostly now to pick up her lies, inconsistancies, complete mistakes and see how badly she writes.
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Old 07-09-2011, 21:16
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Methinks the collie reference is a bit of a giveaway !

John Noakes??
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Old 07-09-2011, 21:40
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That's my childhood memories ruined lol
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