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Old 05-04-2012, 10:01
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I giggled all the way through her latest, bless her I think Samantha Brick wins this week though. Liz must be quietly seething. Looking at twitter and currently la Brick is still trending more than Liz Jones despite the original article coming out a couple of days ago.

I think Liz needs to be afraid, very afraid! they might offer Brick a column too!
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Old 05-04-2012, 10:24
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Well, she does write occasional articles for the DM, including : How my wonderful french husband insisted on a pre-nup and it made me happy',
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/...ally-care.html

'How I let my wonderful french husband choose my clothes for me and I'm so much happier' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...dress-you.html


How I gave up my career for my wonderful French husband and am so much happier' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/...al-France.html

And of course, My wonderful French husband will leave me if i get fat. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...rce-I-fat.html
And of course, her article
'I was addicted to psychics till one told me I'd meet my wonderful French Husband'. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-marriage.html
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Old 05-04-2012, 11:40
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...on-effect.html

she looks more like a 50 year old with a plastic face wearing clothes similar to the Duchess.
Exactly!!! Idiot woman
(Don't contribute to this thread though I do read with interest but had to echo this)
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Old 05-04-2012, 12:13
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Well, she does write occasional articles for the DM, including : How my wonderful french husband insisted on a pre-nup and it made me happy',
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/...ally-care.html

'How I let my wonderful french husband choose my clothes for me and I'm so much happier' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...dress-you.html


How I gave up my career for my wonderful French husband and am so much happier' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/...al-France.html

And of course, My wonderful French husband will leave me if i get fat. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...rce-I-fat.html
And of course, her article
'I was addicted to psychics till one told me I'd meet my wonderful French Husband'. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-marriage.html
I think the last article explains why she lets her wonderful French husband call all the shots; she needs someone to tell her how to run her life. It is very sad that she decided to divorce her husband on the basis of what a psychic told her, but it is an indicator that she cries out for anyone but her to make the decisions.

As far as the pre-nup thing goes, it seems to be standard in France so it is only news somewhere that it isn't the norm.

And if my husband told me he'd divorce me if I put on weight, I'd expect him to keep himself in shape as well. Strange that he is decribed as muscled - that beer belly doesn't look like muscles to me.
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Old 05-04-2012, 13:21
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She is on the front cover of the Daily Fail today and looks insane...Jenni Murray replied some of the interview on today's Woman's Hour and it was bad. And Samantha Brick is deluded too.
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Old 05-04-2012, 13:47
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has anyone ever seen Samantha Brick & Shona Sibary in the same place together? Hmmm, thought not
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Old 05-04-2012, 13:52
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http://www.itv.com/thismorning/life/...ing-beautiful/ Sam Brick does stand up to This Morning's equivalent of the Inquisition better than LJ ... ____[OK that doesn't say much but serves as an excuse for a shameless linky to the Jizzgate interview> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrQIs4MuRIo ].....___ Off now to see whether me poor ear drums can take the latest Womens Hour... [sorry for mad punctuation owing to techie probs ]
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Old 05-04-2012, 16:28
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How about Liz and Brick do a sort or Celebrity Wife Swap. I would love to see Liz holed up in France with Brick's gun-toting WFH, choosing her clothes for her and slamming down a plate of Frogs Legs as Liz wimpers behind her steamed asparagus. Brick has such an incredible imagination that she would have no problem being able to see the FRS (who as we know has 'made luurve to some of the most beautiful women in the world', he will immediately write a concept album for her based on her stunning beauty. On her move to Exmoor she will kick out all the animals as they will only be jealous of her beauty, kick out Nic who will refuse to work for her due to her beauty, Liz's randy gardener will wink saucily as per usual.
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Old 05-04-2012, 16:44
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How about Liz and Brick do a sort or Celebrity Wife Swap. I would love to see Liz holed up in France with Brick's gun-toting WFH, choosing her clothes for her and slamming down a plate of Frogs Legs as Liz wimpers behind her steamed asparagus. Brick has such an incredible imagination that she would have no problem being able to see the FRS (who as we know has 'made luurve to some of the most beautiful women in the world', he will immediately write a concept album for her based on her stunning beauty. On her move to Exmoor she will kick out all the animals as they will only be jealous of her beauty, kick out Nic who will refuse to work for her due to her beauty, Liz's randy gardener will wink saucily as per usual.
That's a fabulous idea! In fact, its so good, I'm sure that's exactly what they will do. I think Liz will do well with Brick's wonderful French Husband (he's french you know, did you notice?) and have a wonderful time with all his friends dropping in unannounced for drinks and canapes which she can prepare. She's so gregarious and sociable, and they will be impressed that Pascal has got himself a Kate Middleton lookalike.
Brick will overwhelm the entire village of Dulverton with her beauty and taxi drivers and random strangers will stop in awe and randomly comment on how lucky they are to merely be in the presence of her beauty. Rock stars wil flock to her and she'll probably not be able to tell which one is Liz's RS as they will all claim to be him, in order to spend time with her.

The Mail will be able to get weeks of columns from that scenario.
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Old 05-04-2012, 17:21
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Believing that 'Kate' has been captured by a mustachioed gun-wielding Frenchman _ a confused Prince William could stage a dramatic helicopter rescue.
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Old 05-04-2012, 18:13
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As i couldn't resist commenting on the DM website, it all makes sense now. Liz's next column will be titled "How I traded in my RS for a RP (royal prince).
After all in Liz's world, if Kate Middleton can pull a prince then surely she can if she apes the clothes and hairstyle. Such mileage she could have teasing her supporters re his supposed identity.
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Old 05-04-2012, 18:40
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You can listen to the radio 4 Woman's Hour on iplayer
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01f65w5

Her voice has changed , I think, it seems more mangled. And she was totally out of her depth, especially by the lady who designs clothes for disabled women.
Thanks for that!

Saw this today - made me laugh!
http://www.anorak.co.uk/318211/news/...-trolled.html/
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Old 05-04-2012, 21:47
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As i couldn't resist commenting on the DM website, it all makes sense now. Liz's next column will be titled "How I traded in my RS for a RP (royal prince).
After all in Liz's world, if Kate Middleton can pull a prince then surely she can if she apes the clothes and hairstyle. Such mileage she could have teasing her supporters re his supposed identity.
Expect she looks insane and only has dark hair in come with Kate. The only Prince that is single is Harry and he has got far better options. She is in a complete fantasy. The only columnist madder than her is Julie Burchill who is even more self obsessed and even bigger fantastist.
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Old 05-04-2012, 22:26
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I have realized I look just like Penelope Cruz. Just like her, barring the much shorter hair, the many many pounds more I weigh and my troublesome grey roots. I suspect that if I put on a long ballgown like Penelope wears to the Oscars and take a walk past the construction site, many many many men will whistle loudly and say things like "Hey Beautiful!"

Mind you, perhaps Samantha Brick would get even more attention--construction workers climbing down from whatever they're doing, dropping their troubles and offering to service her, say.

I take a certain amount of pleasure in the Mailwatch Forum's Liz Jones thread, where the mostly male-generated comments are less generous than we Harpies and Harpoons (I presume that's the name for a male Harpie) are. They've got one for Sammy Brick now, too:

http://www.mailwatch.co.uk/forum/vie...=4853&start=15
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Old 05-04-2012, 22:30
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And . . . well . . . you know Samantha's French husband? The one that's all French and not British? Her articles suggest that he may not have the pleasantest, sweetest personality. Granted that . . . having seen what he looks like, WHY WOULD ANY WOMAN WANT TO BE MARRIED TO THIS PUDGY, COMBAT-WEARING UGLY PLUG??

It's kind of like a Zen koan. You know there's got to be some reason, but it might take years of meditation to work it out.
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Old 06-04-2012, 01:12
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[quote=ccmc;57506354]And . . . well . . . you know Samantha's French husband? The one that's all French and not British? Her articles suggest that he may not have the pleasantest, sweetest personality. Granted that . . . having seen what he looks like, WHY WOULD ANY WOMAN WANT TO BE MARRIED TO THIS PUDGY, COMBAT-WEARING UGLY PLUG??

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Do you know, I think maybe the saddest part is that, like Liz with Nirps, she may have just written that article to make the French Husband jealous. As she seems to be the only woman in her French village under 70 she may well have turned a few French heads, tried to wind up the French Husband and he's not taken any notice. In that ridiculous photo of them he looks way more fond of his French gun than her, a desperate cry for attention me thinks.
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Old 06-04-2012, 06:54
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Sammy Brick w/haystack

Spare tyre much ?
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Old 06-04-2012, 09:04
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seconded!

maybe they don't notice her Brummie accent in la belle France
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Old 06-04-2012, 11:11
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I think it's an unfortunate pose, the jeans are perhaps too small, hence the muffin top.
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Old 06-04-2012, 13:52
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I think it's an unfortunate pose, the jeans are perhaps too small, hence the muffin top.
Or perhaps the beauty that is La Brick is just a little too bountiful?
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Old 06-04-2012, 14:36
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I think it's an unfortunate pose, the jeans are perhaps too small, hence the muffin top.
yeah, right
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Old 06-04-2012, 15:44
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Well let's hope that Monsieur Brick [ Le diet gendarme] doesn't find out about this photo - eh readers?
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Old 06-04-2012, 18:32
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Ms Brick and Ms Jones have much in common if you peruse the formers columns...... lots of inconsistencies and playing to the gallery! Both seem rather keen to have lots of pictures in the mail.
Hard to say how far both of them deliberately create an absurd persona because that way they can earn a bucketful of money. Brick surely knew when she wrote her article that it would make her sound horrific, though she may not have expected the level of infamy she achieved.

(The celebrity tweets are hilarious btw. My favourite is:
Samantha can heal the ugly with her touch, but chooses not to because, afterall they're the lucky ones )

Every so often someone barges into this thread with a 'ha ha! Liz has you all fooled! And she's laughing all the way to the bank!' type post, as if no one has ever speculated on here about how far LJ is complicit in her readers' ridicule. Ditto with Brick perhaps - there is a lot more money in "eat dirt you jealous tubbos" than in "I am just very ordinary and must accept it."
After reading that article, I'm speechless.
I hadn’t realised it before, but we are shockingly alike in our approach to life. We both want nice things. We want to escape our ordinary past (mine, Chelmsford, Essex; hers, Bucklebury, Berkshire). We believe in fairytale romance.
So, yes, I might have Kate’s morals and determination
Ha ha. The coincidence of TWO women who want nice things is indeed shocking. When you think that 99.99% of women prefer nasty things you can see how close they are. Lucky that Liz has Kate's morals and determination, though I had not realized that Kate's morals included stealing sperm, running up enormous debts, soliciting financial contributions from people on a state pension and having rude tantrums directed at every shop assistant in Britain. I actually thought kate had nice manners.
Ha! I have the very same vest top. And the very same spare tyre. Samantha Brick and I are practically twins, though for some reason women are never devoured with helpless jealousy when I walk into a room.
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Old 06-04-2012, 22:56
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I'd thought that the Mail and the ravishing Ms Brick had deserved each other (and I have taken much hilarity over the Mail comments of the prior days, and Twitter) until they published those photos. A bit like tossing her to the wolves as they knew fine well that most would pick up on the spare tyre and more hilarity would ensue. After all, such dazzling beauty cannot possibly display any flaws.... An amusing irony but also a bit cold and calculating I thought. Still, serves her right I thought. Its amused me no end all week, but i'm getting fed up of her now.

Dont get me wrong, I am not particularly interested in the fact that a woman of about 40 (depending on when the pic was actually taken) has a spare tyre, where would that leave much of the female population after all, but we have had days of self absorbed delusional "I'm so beautiful every man stands to attention when I'm in proximity" nonsense that somehow it is a cruel irony of the Mail to publish photos of her looking like that. Hardly "supportive" is it?

Liz Jones and Samantha Brick for CBB! Would be hilarious watching them trying to outdo each other 24/7. Of course we would all be jealous......

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Old 07-04-2012, 01:22
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Liz Jones and Samantha Brick for CBB! Would be hilarious watching them trying to outdo each other 24/7. Of course we would all be jealous......

(Long time thread lurker but I'm normally found in the BB forum )
Reluctantly I have to say that they both sound like rather sad cases, other than that LJ earns an immense salary (which S Brick obviously doesn't, yet). S Brick might be all "I'm soooooooooo gorgeous" here, but previously it has all been about her fat and her acne and her fear of getting pregnant. I fear that going into BB and being ridiculed every time she appears looking rough (which would clearly be most of the time, as most of us would under harsh lighting without our make up) might remind her of the obvious fact that she doesn't really believe herself to be beautiful.
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