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I am in my fifties, but I clearly lead a very sheltered life here in Los Angeles. If a man desires a woman in her fifties (and mercifully some do . . . well, anyhow, mr. ccmc says he does) does he normally want her to have a Hollywood wax? Or a Brazilian? Maybe it's not just the hair on her head that's white and all evidence of that must vanish??
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Anyone else find it strange that she has the RS calling her "Darling girl"? Apart from the unlikeliness of any grown man using this term at all, let alone to a woman in her 50s, it's exactly the sort of thing she has railed against in the past. IIRC, she objected to the Boots advert featuring the song "Here come the girls", because, she said, the "girls" in the advert were "clearly women."
Personally I'd find it rather creepy if I were in my early fifties and a partner addressed me as "Darling Girl." As for her MoS column.....she really can't resist doing the cartoon foreign accent thing every single time, can she? ("eez" etc.) |
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I am in my fifties, but I clearly lead a very sheltered life here in Los Angeles. If a man desires a woman in her fifties (and mercifully some do . . . well, anyhow, mr. ccmc says he does) does he normally want her to have a Hollywood wax? Or a Brazilian? Maybe it's not just the hair on her head that's white and all evidence of that must vanish??
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Anyone else find it strange that she has the RS calling her "Darling girl"? Apart from the unlikeliness of any grown man using this term at all, let alone to a woman in her 50s, it's exactly the sort of thing she has railed against in the past. ...
Personally I'd find it rather creepy if I were in my early fifties and a partner addressed me as "Darling Girl." |
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Anyone got any ideas on what the mysterious song title could be that the love lorn RS nearly forgot. Ok so we have: xxxx xxx xxxx xxxx xx My guess was the first word was 'Shut' the second was 'the' and the last word was 'up' and I was pretty certain what the third unprintable word was but the extra four letter word has thrown me...
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Anyone got any ideas on what the mysterious song title could be that the love lorn RS nearly forgot. Ok so we have: xxxx xxx xxxx xxxx xx My guess was the first word was 'Shut' the second was 'the' and the last word was 'up' and I was pretty certain what the third unprintable word was but the extra four letter word has thrown me...
![]() [Sorry Seabird- wandered onto the relevant Showbiz thread a while back - and felt the various posters' pain.. x ]
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On the above evidence this has to be the FRS
[Sorry Seabird- wandered onto the relevant Showbiz thread a while back - and felt the various posters' pain.. x ]![]() ![]() Doris, it's been staring us in face all this time! He's got piggy eyes too! Having been to one of his concerts I couldn't wish for a better suitor for Wor Liz.
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I wonder why the Mail keeps printing such unhinged rubbish. It's a complete mystery.
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And I agree with Cindy's comment about the mean-minded digs at the students. Although, future employers will probably admire their restraint in resisting the temptation to dye LJ's hair green or administer the John Wayne variety of 'Hollywood' Wax.
She'll get herself Vajazzled next. Saints Preserve Us
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Liz Jones was back on This Morning talking about working mothers. She still talks like she has had a stroke.
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Liz Jones was back on This Morning talking about working mothers. She still talks like she has had a stroke.
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You can see her on This Morning today here
http://player.stv.tv/programmes/this...2-05-10-1030/# Click Part 4. |
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As much as I detest Lizard Jones I will spring to her defense over her speech impediment, she is almost deaf and that is why she has a "unique" voice.
Still doesn't explain her awful personality though. |
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As much as I detest Lizard Jones I will spring to her defense over her speech impediment, she is almost deaf and that is why she has a "unique" voice.
Still doesn't explain her awful personality though. Her voice was OK before the (failed) facelift. |
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You can see her on This Morning today here
http://player.stv.tv/programmes/this...2-05-10-1030/# Click Part 4. And bravo to Phil for giving her a rightfully hard time. |
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No - she tells us she is almost deaf, just as she tells us she's a vegan (who wears leather and eats eggs and dairy products) and is very poor (yet contrives to buy her sister a house, rents a flat in London, keeps rescuing animals and flies off to Australia in pursuit of an albeit imaginary boyfriend).
Her voice was OK before the (failed) facelift. What a very odd woman, she seems to live in some sort of make believe fairytale land. |
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I tried to come on here when she was on This Morning but DS was down!
![]() She could at least have brushed her hair.
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I tried to come on here when she was on This Morning but DS was down!
![]() She could at least have brushed her hair. ![]() Everything was better - complection, clothes, make up, diction, manners, argument . Not the thinest lady, but the word cuddly rather than any negative description spring to mind. And such a sparkle to her, a joie de vivre. Where as Liz was all sly smiles and talking over people. And no conviction to her reasoning. So the single mum manages to both look presentable and put forward a cohesive argument. Where as Liz can't. |
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Denise Van Outen tweeted this, earlier this morning - ''Was Liz Jones piercing hols (sic) in those condoms so she could take a holiday? I find her views ludicrous and very frustrating''.
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No - she tells us she is almost deaf, just as she tells us she's a vegan (who wears leather and eats eggs and dairy products) and is very poor (yet contrives to buy her sister a house, rents a flat in London, keeps rescuing animals and flies off to Australia in pursuit of an albeit imaginary boyfriend).
Her voice was OK before the (failed) facelift. She seems to have developed a wonky face and a lisp since the facelift. Here she is pre-facelift: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8t-QeQMpQY I just cannot believe that she still gets work, she constantly lies and contradicts herself - the last time she was on This Morning she said she'd tried to get pregnant to get a year off work. Professional troll - I've said it before and I'll say it again. |
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The contrast between her hair and the other lady's hair was astounding - glossy chestnut locks verses Liz's dry, dull straw.
Everything was better - complection, clothes, make up, diction, manners, argument . Not the thinest lady, but the word cuddly rather than any negative description spring to mind. And such a sparkle to her, a joie de vivre. Where as Liz was all sly smiles and talking over people. And no conviction to her reasoning. So the single mum manages to both look presentable and put forward a cohesive argument. Where as Liz can't. But for once I agree with the premise of Liz's argument - maternity pay and leave has become ridiculous and I too wouldn't employ a woman of child-bearing age (I'm not an employer though). It's up to the individual to sort out their finances before becoming pregnant - not rely on the taxpayer to pick up the bill. When I was pregnant 30 years ago, myself and most of my NHS colleagues returned to work six weeks after the birth - these days most seem to take a full year off and then request flexi-time when they return, which leaves the rest of us picking up the unsocial hours. So I do sort of agree with Liz, but she put her argument across badly. |
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Asking people in normal jobs to save enough money to manage with one person off work and pay for a child is asking the near impossible, especially in this climate when no pay rises are happening and getting new jobs are difficult. In our case you'd be asking me to have saved up £18k to take a year off work at the same rate, or to have saved up £6k to pay what my mat pay gives me. Maternity pay is rightly no substitute for a full wage, the only mothers I know who took the full year after the pay ends (9 months) only did so because their partner earned enough to pay all the bills by themselves. If you are in an equal relationship and both equally contributing, then your income halves. We are only just keeping our heads above water with me on maternity pay at the moment so I will have to go back to work when he's 9 months old. Needs must
I adore my son though and would do anything to make sure he is well cared for. Doesn't stop me feeling jealous of my friends who don't have to go back to work because of their partner in a highly paid job, even though I wouldn't be happy with the idea of someone else paying for me, I like to contribute financially to my household - just at the moment it's not much as I don't have much to give after rent and bills.On the other hand I do sympathise with employers as it must be frustrating to have to sort out mat leave (or just not really bother, in the case of my work lol). I don't see a way around it though really? |
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She looks a right state - unbelieveable for someone whose life seems to revolve around clothes and appearance.
But for once I agree with the premise of Liz's argument - maternity pay and leave has become ridiculous and I too wouldn't employ a woman of child-bearing age (I'm not an employer though). It's up to the individual to sort out their finances before becoming pregnant - not rely on the taxpayer to pick up the bill. When I was pregnant 30 years ago, myself and most of my NHS colleagues returned to work six weeks after the birth - these days most seem to take a full year off and then request flexi-time when they return, which leaves the rest of us picking up the unsocial hours. So I do sort of agree with Liz, but she put her argument across badly. |
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I tried to come on here when she was on This Morning but DS was down!
![]() She could at least have brushed her hair. ![]() Wouldn't the make-up department have made sure that her plate face was shine-free for the telly? Silly me, she would have shouted at the 'inexperienced' make-up girl and told her that she knew perfectly well how to do her own make-up.Glad to see that Phil & Holly didn't let her off lightly, though. |
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Liz Jones is a most peculiar looking creature (of her own creation). I normally wouldn't care about someone's looks, but she makes such a fuss over her own and seems to think she's improved herself by doing it artificially. She hasn't, she's plain weird.
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I adore my son though and would do anything to make sure he is well cared for. Doesn't stop me feeling jealous of my friends who don't have to go back to work because of their partner in a highly paid job, even though I wouldn't be happy with the idea of someone else paying for me, I like to contribute financially to my household - just at the moment it's not much as I don't have much to give after rent and bills.