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Old 06-09-2011, 07:14
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2013 Dominic will grace the cover of 17 mag azine with headline Total Dom-ination ; (bit missed) as america's favourite heartthrob.

Who's left to do?
Keith, Jordan,
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:19
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Another:

In 2015 Keith will land a job hosting a dating show called Love Rejection but it will be shortlived as it will be revealed he dated all 29 contestants.
Could be Love Rejected
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:19
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I was hoping the FT would be used in the final week, to liven it up because bugger all else happens.


"2015 Keith launched dating show "Love Rejection", cancelled after he tried to date all 29 the female contestants."
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:22
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"Fortunate Followers" Do U understand my riddles? Listen closely! Some may have been influenced by U!
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:24
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The last one I hope, longing for a ciggie:

In 2011 after the runaway success of ?? Jordan will launch a range of humilitards called fired and fake oven ???
could be inspired items called ?? feeds sound over each other as they repeat it, HGs get it wrong a lot too.

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Porsche repeats everything with an English accent, no idea why.
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:24
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In 2011, after the runaway success of the humilitard, Jordan will launch a range of humilitard lines inc. humilicar, humilifier, and the humilibake oven .
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:26
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Ones I missed

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In 2012, Cassi will land a role alongside int'l megastar David Hasselhoff in the countrified Baywatch reboot,
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:27
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In 2018, Rachel will give birth to a 9lb 6 oz bouncing baby boy, and name it Booki Jr., after its proud father #bb13
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:29
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ZingBot tried to "get at me" while IT was in the house, but my coin slot was too big!
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:32
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Correct version of the Jordan one:
In 2011, after the runaway success of the humilitard, Jordan will launch a line of humilitard-inspired items, including humilacar, humilafire, and humila easy bake oven.

No wonder I got confused!!
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:40
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That's all folks!!

I just had a nasty suspicion the FT will come and tell them some were not true, just to screw with them more.

Will the questions focus on details or numbers, shame I have to wait for days. Time line for before/after would be simpler. Good for Jordan if she could cheat as she has admitted, listening to where other 2 went on the steps.

Rachel would do so well on this task, she is totally focused on the facts, so patient with the numbskull known as mindset's petal.The only one who cannot compete, the next best is Kalia who probably will not be there.
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:43
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From Jokers: a summary of the predictions:
http://www.jokersupdates.com/

-in 2018 shelly will make millions when her book how I created the perfect tan and how you tan too reaches #3 on the all-time best seller list.

-In 2017, after the hot Miami sun becomes too much for her to bear, P will move to Anchorage, Alaska, and buy an igloo with an Eskimo named Ernie.

-In 2014 Jeff will disappear from society, he will be last seen wandering the Chicago streets muttering two words:
Clown Shoe

-On Oct 15th, 2011 at 3:42pm Dani will reconcile with her father Dick. On Oct 15th, 2011 at 3:49pm they will go back to not speaking.

-In 2014 after sleeping for 19 straight days and making national headlines
in a sleep study Kalia will earn her dream job as a mattress and pillow tester.

-In 2016 Lawon will take new york fashion week by storm when he launches his handsomefied line of hats, ties, and jackets.

-After taking 9 years to earn his PHD Brendan will shock scholars and physicians alike after discovering the cure for an ailment that plagued him his entire life: Athlete's foot.

-In 2020 Adam will file for bankruptcy after investing his life savings into a line of bacon scented heavy metal teddy bears for children.

-In 2018 Rachel will give birth to a 9lb 6oz bouncing baby boy, naming it Bookie Junior after it's proud father.

-In 2012 Cassie will land a role alongside international mega star David Hasselhoff in the countryfied baywatch reboot, RIVERWATCH.

-In 2015 Evel Dick will start a Christmas tradition by bringing gifts to heavily tattooed orphans changing his name from Evel Dick to old St. Dick.

-In 2013 Dominic will grace the cover of 17 magazine with the headline "total DOM-ination" He will dethrone pop sensation Justin Beiber as America's favorite heart throb.

-In 2015 Keith will land a job hosting a new dating show called "Love Rejection" but it will be short lived, after it's revealed he tried to date all 29 female contestants.

-In 2011, after the runaway success of the humilitard Jordan will launch a line of humilitard inspired items including the humilcar, the humilifier and the humili-bake oven.

Ed: Most I had posted myself, a couple were from what others had written...hope nobody minds that I compiled them!
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:44
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Kalia clearly the best at remembering all the details, but it's unlikely she'll be there to play hoh. I'd say Adam has a fair chance of winning hoh.
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:49
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Kalia clearly the best at remembering all the details, but it's unlikely she'll be there to play hoh. I'd say Adam has a fair chance of winning hoh.
He is always good at rehearsal, this will show just how many comps he has thrown if he wins.

I am not so sure about Kalia and numbers and a timeline, IF she survives; I suspect Porsche being cool and non panic will win unless Jordan can cheat.

Kalia consoling herself with a large snack. Others are still getting food together, another race won.

R: what was the FT name?
K: Matilda
Ans. Crystal)
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Old 06-09-2011, 08:03
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From Kristin @ jokers, full list of the Fortune Teller's predictions

-in 2018 shelly will make millions when her book how I created the perfect tan and how you tan too reaches #3 on the all-time best seller list.

-In 2017, after the hot Miami sun becomes too much for her to bear, P will move to Anchorage, Alaska, and buy an igloo with an Eskimo named Ernie.

-In 2014 Jeff will disappear from society, he will be last seen wandering the Chicago streets muttering two words: - kristin626
Clown Shoe

-On Oct 15th, 2011 at 3:42pm Dani will reconcile with her father Dick. On Oct 15th, 2011 at 3:49pm they will go back to not speaking.

-In 2014 after sleeping for 19 straight days and making national headlines
in a sleep study Kalia will earn her dream job as a matress and pillow tester.

-In 2016 Lawon will take new york fashion week by storm when he launches his handsomefied line of hats, ties, and jackets.

-After taking 9 years to earn his PHD Brendan will shock scholars and physicians alike after discovering the cure for an ailment that plagued him his entire life: Athlete's foot.

-In 2020 Adam will file for bankruptcy after investing his life savings into a line of bacon scented heavy metal teddy bears for children.

-In 2018 Rachel will give birth to a 9lb 6oz bouncing baby boy, naming it Bookie Junior after it's proud father.

-In 2012 Cassie will land a role alongside international mega star David Hasselhoff in the countryfied baywatch reboot, RIVERWATCH.

-In 2015 Evel Dick will start a Christmas tradition by bringing gifts to heavily tattooed orphans changing his name from Evel Dick to old St. Dick.

-In 2013 Dominic will grace the cover of 17 magazine with the headline "total DOM-ination" He will dethrone pop sensation Justin Beiber as America's favorite heart throb.

-In 2015 Keith will land a job hosting a new dating show called "Love Rejection" but it will be short lived, after it's revealed he tried to date all 29 female contestants.

-In 2011, after the runaway success of the humilitard Jordan will launch a line of humilitard inspired items including the humilcar, the humilifier and the humili-bake oven.

Ed: Most I had posted myself, a couple were from what others had written...hope nobody minds that I compiled them!
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Old 06-09-2011, 08:09
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Strange, Jordan came looking for Rachel, both spoke with Southern accents, not strong, more normal range than when Jordan is doing hillbilly act but Rachel does not have a S accent usually.

They sat to talk and neither had a southern accent.
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Old 06-09-2011, 11:29
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Porsche and Kalia in the BR rehearsing the FT statements.

Jordan and Adam in their beds.
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Old 06-09-2011, 11:35
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They keep on getting the statement about Shelly wrong......

They think there might be too many 'hows'......
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Old 06-09-2011, 11:48
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Porsche and Kalia are getting the statement about Adam wrong.
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Old 06-09-2011, 11:52
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Kalia and Porsche get the Dominic statement wrong.
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Old 06-09-2011, 11:54
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FT repeats the Porsche statement.

Jordan looks wrecked.
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Old 06-09-2011, 11:55
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Jordan and Adam back to bed, Kalia and Porsche back to the BR and their study-fest.
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Old 06-09-2011, 17:00
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The well rested Rachel is awake.

She attempted to wake up Jordan, but "they kept us up all night and I'm on my period!"

Adam: "Those f***in; messages went on till 6am...."
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Old 06-09-2011, 17:06
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Rachel in the HOH shower.
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Old 06-09-2011, 17:09
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Porsche in the HOH shower.
Porsche is in her own bed, that's Rachel....
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