The SCDIX "Post of The Day"

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BuddyBontheNet

09-09-2011

Get back in your own garden you lot!

From the STRICTLY CLICHE BINGO - for your entertainment thread -

Originally Posted by kassieq:
“Points for the male zeleb stripping to the waist - BINGO if it's the female.
Originally Posted by KitKat21:
“Don't give Edwina ideas! ”
”

SCD-Observer

09-09-2011

Originally Posted by allgrownup:
“Must mock! Must mock! Must mock!

Sorry I MUST!

Posting with your "bouncing balls" again? ”

I am sorry. I didn't know why it was a double/triple post.

I swear, my balls are firmly in my trousers when I did that.

Dancing cake

09-09-2011

From the "Really hoping John will be back" thread (just in case anyone doesn't know, Hammy is John's hamster and the red-blooded little furry rodent always lusts after the hottest female celeb - eg Kara last year).

People were speculating on who Hammy will follow this season and Peeve made me

: by posting:

"probably Lulu - they have a lot of features in common ..."

mimi dlc

10-09-2011

From the "Props - yay or nay?" thread / poll

Originally Posted by shrew:
“Yes. But only if they include:

Paintballing equipment

Crossbows

Hamsters

Bubblewrap

C4 plastic explosive

Haggis

<... Ooooo. Fancy that! the wine bottle is empty! How did that happen?>”

SCD-Observer

10-09-2011

Excellent, keep them coming!

StigOfTheKrump

10-09-2011

From the 'Just seen this' thread:

Originally Posted by allgrownup:
“I totally missed Harry and Nancy through being fixated/gobsmacked by the outfit Chelseeeee is wearing Cowardly Lion meets Nicki Minaj”

perdiedumpling

10-09-2011

From the spoiler thread:

Originally Posted by *Topaz*:
“Ha ha I've got my helmet and truncheon at the ready! I've been on a few forums before and lurked on this for a long time so I know there are some big egos about ”

Originally Posted by allgrownup:
“We prefer the term "proportionally challenged self-esteem" ”

Edit: Just noticed that's two in a row for allgrownup! Someone is on fire today!

-Sid-

10-09-2011

This, by the sexy and talented Ignazio, from the limericks thread:

Originally Posted by Ignazio:
“Following on from here

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1530548

Who are your SCD irritants
I’m looking for censors not sycophants
Please don’t start me yawning
With mealy mouthed fawning
I want outbursts of passion and other rants.

Whose simpering did you find galling?
Be honest and candid, no stalling
Did you find yourself cringing
At the incessant whinging
Of those who you found most appalling?

An early annoyance was Esther
I’m reluctant to let bias fester
But what lurked beneath
The hair and the teeth
A bloody big gob – I detest ‘er.

Then there’s Vorderman – she was annoying
She might have thought we were enjoying
Her efforts to rumba
But we'd got her number
'twas byebye, adios to her cloying.

Tarbuck? Please tell me, perchance
Did anyone think he could prance
Would he have been kept in
If fate hadn't stepped in
And said “Jimmy you've danced your last dance.”

Bouzova was idle for sure
And though Jordan kept asking for more
She went on a bender
And that spelt the end er
For her – as she danced through the door

Now for Emma – she was judges flavour
Week in and week out they would favour
The girl they adored
But we weren't overawed
And said “Stuff it, we're not gonna save 'er.”

Dirty Dom though a bit of a minger
Thought of himself as a swinger
We called it a day
When he went astray
By letting his wandering hands linger.

Kate Garraway got into a flap
Every week was a further mishap
She begged and she pleaded
For votes that were needed
Till the voters said “ Shove off, you're crap.”

Who's next up? It's darling Felicity
Who simpered whilst faking simplicity
This cunning old boiler
Thought no one could foil 'er
Until we saw through her duplicity

Doctor Pamela – she had a ball
Botoxed, tits lifted an' all
But she just failed to charm
With her gushing and smarm
Come in Pammie S was the call.

Have I come to the end of the listing
Is there anyone else that is missing
Who's more irritating
Who's more aggravating
What's with the booing and hissing?

Of course it's that batty old bag
That cackling witch – that old hag
That harpy, that biddy
We all know as Widdy
Who looks like a fella in drag.

Yep it's Widdecombe, guess you all knew it
A zealot, she don't even rue it
This prejudiced bigot
Needs a kick up the riggot
And I'm just the one who could do it

Wahey – I got through my list of those I've disliked the most!”

BuddyBontheNet

10-09-2011

A work of art that, Sid!

Last edited by BuddyBontheNet : 10-09-2011 at 14:00

Monaogg

10-09-2011

Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“A work of art that Sid! ”

Wot Sid or the poem

BuddyBontheNet

10-09-2011

Originally Posted by Monaogg:
“Wot Sid or the poem ”

Read it how you like!

KitKat21

10-09-2011

Originally Posted by peeve:
“ Jaw-droppingly hideous! I predict an early exit for Chelseeee; she would have to be very, very good to convince the nation to vote for The Plastic One. She looks like gift-wrapped Tupperware.”

This made me laugh!

mimi dlc

10-09-2011

Originally Posted by Monaogg:
“
Russell will be the dark pony this year (too lacking in height to be a dark horse) ”

I like that line so much I intend to steal it and pass it off as my own

allgrownup

10-09-2011

Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“Edit: Just noticed that's two in a row for allgrownup! Someone is on fire today!”

BAM! Double Whammy! Get In!!!

Does wonders for my "proportionally challenged self-esteem"

allgrownup

10-09-2011

Little gem from mimi from the OK Let's get it over with - thread

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Russell has the biggest advantage as it takes the shortest time for instructions from brain to reach his feet.”

*snorts*

Kmc1978

10-09-2011

On Holly wondering how she dropped down to 57th sexiest female

Originally Posted by shrew:
“Wot happened UK?

...Pie happened Holly...”

perdiedumpling

11-09-2011

On Artem's possible pairing with Edwina

Originally Posted by bacchantic enigma:
“Hee I'm still laughing, it was like a Tim Burton version of Wuthering Heights, I could practically hear her shrieking "Heathcliffe" when bounding over to him with giddiness while he decided he'd wandered into the wrong film and instead of Catherine got Baby Jane. ”

Psst, Ignazio, that limerick is genius.

allgrownup

11-09-2011

Originally Posted by *stargazer*:
“Nancy: "I'm the second most famous Italian after Sophia Loren"!”

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Mussolini must be glad that his public profile has been lowered.”

Love it mimi!

BuddyBontheNet

11-09-2011

From the Am I the only one who can't stand Lulu? thread

Originally Posted by tonydancer:
“Having seen today's show, just two things to say about Lulu.

Her botox specialist is definitely better than Dolly Parton's

Karma, thy name is Brendan.”

One of the best yet!

*stargazer*

11-09-2011

Originally Posted by allgrownup:
“Love it mimi! ”

You beat me to it!!!!!!!

kittles

11-09-2011

From the "have some decorum Kristina thread"

"You're joking Kristina probably thinks decorum is a stop on the northern line"

Monaogg

11-09-2011

From the This is most definitely not an apprecialtion thread **2011 Part 7

Originally Posted by shrew:
“Fan(is)fic 2. Pasha and Chelseeeeeeeeeeeeee

... a transcript of text messages:

C: U is der bom! Thx 4 B ing the bestest EVAH! Cnt w8 to get down to it wit U

P: ?. Sorry. Is this code?

C: HAHAHAHAHAHA m8. LOL, LMAO, ROFL.... LvU sxy mofo

P: How did you get my number?

C: UR sik xxxxxxxxxxxxx

<... Pasha turns his phone off>

The next day.

C: Gud mornng Hun. Hope ur wel nd av hd a gud slep. Cu l8ter.

P: OK. Practise is at 9am. Wear 2 bras. Please.

C:Y? Cuz u cnt control uzelf? LOL LOL LOL LOL nuf sed. xxxxxxxx

<... Pasha orders a taser catalogue...>”

Katie *FF*

11-09-2011

The transcript of text messages between Pasha/Chelseeee is my post of the year!

When I read it I laughed so much I dribbled.....

SCD-Observer

11-09-2011

Wow. Those are gems! I esp. like the Pasha and Chelsee txt msg ones!!!

*Topaz*

11-09-2011

Originally Posted by CybesVybes:
“I wouldn't worry about her - she's got a hide like a rhinoceros.

I think the meaner trick is inflicting her on us, tbh.”

On the 'cruel trick' played on Edwina

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