For cosideration of the Comedy Series award from post Number 383 Of the Dear SCD Diedrie Thread (below) to post Number 399
I have laughed so much they have all made me choke on my corn flakes this morning
Dear Arlene,
It is precisely because you are a known quantity (100% proof barking mad old trollop) that the BBC would be wise not to approach you with anything resembling one of those long sticks they use on boats that travel down canals.
With reference to SurBrucie, if he's that kind to the animal in question then maybe he could let it remain in its basket of a Saturday evening instead of perching it precariously on top of his head. It can't be good for the poor creature's disposition. He could even invent a new catchphrase to go with the momentous occasion - "Nice toupee you toupee you, nice."
Yours (getting one's coat),
Deirdre.