Ooooh, and don't forget the Alesha grammar threads!

So are we all signing up for DS bingo, I think we need to pick 5 or 6 (journey and injury are gone) each, tell everyone in the thread what they are and then come back 'ere and post when it happens.

Footage of training in unusual venues is to be encouraged.
Work places, corridors while in costume if in soap or similar, fields, airports ... Think big!

Extra points if venue for family function such as wedding.

Extra points for tangoing in wellies!

These are just genius!

Additional points for turning in a performance which prompts a verbal punch up between Len and Craig. Double them up if there is more than a 7 point difference between Len and Craig's scores. Treble them if the disagreement is based on technical merits (nah, yer footwork was all over the place) against performance (fabulous daaaahling)

Points if Bruno's leg appears above the desk. Double the points if he gets so excited that he does anyone else on the panel an injury. Bingo if he knocks himself out.

Points if Bruno screams "IS DIVA TIME" and starts stripping. Bonus points if Bruno is genuinely speechless.

Is that a possibility, I thought maybe there was a cattle prod under the desk to ensure that never happened.

Predicting the actual show something from the list will happen must be worth a line!

Don't forget points for being "too tall to jive" or "too embarrassed to rumba". Audley should pick up a few points on both of those, but suspect it will be a big round zero for Lulu and Edwina.

But imagine his breakthrough week after an acting or ballet lesson

Also good chance he'll try to dry hump the straight males methinks.

Someone (can't remember who) has already claimed this courtesy of Jason Donovan mentioning journey in his red carpet VT.


How could we forget, and there's from Len you came aht. Also you done well for a sportsman. Losing points for any faffing abaht.

By DEM BARROWMAN DEM SUGAH SUGAH SUGAH! (copyright Monkseal)

Ah so that's what the cattle prod is for.

Are there extra points for predicting the exact date and time of the first "Why can't Alisha speak proper English" thread for this series?

Update:

Sorry, Alli F, just scrolled up and realised you'd already said this! Shall we predict the point when DS wil crash because of the ludicrous number of groundhog comments about her grammar?!

Or for the earliest 'Official Show Thread', preferably before the day of the actual show.

Can I add one?

Points for celebs daring to wear 'nude' colour under the sequins, extra points if it's an Argentine Tango/Rhumba.

Also, to add: Points for Len doing a standing ovation for a 'real' man dancing a 'fairy'-style dance, like Rhumba. Extra for Len saying to the male contestant "And you came out..." (not meaning he 'came out' as gay, just 'came out' of the dancefloor)

Ah yes, everyone has to have a Gethin salsa week.


I think this series could major on faffing abaht.

and lifts (got to score points).... let's not forget those (hope Len is taking the tranquilisers). In fact thinking about the size of Lulu I wouldn't be surprised if whoever gets her decides to combine both props and lifts and juggle her with a couple of oranges.

Extra points for.... *Brucie Voice* ...

"Dave Arch and His Wonderful Orchestra" .....playing the right notes in the right order?

*has flashback to the Vorderhumba*

:yawn:
/l\

Let's hope they toss her like a caber at the Balmoral Games

Opps. Sorry. I was thinking more like Karen Hardy's AT outfit, y'know? I am a little pervy after my supper, I guess...

100 points to the first male celeb to "do a Gavin" and snog Bruno in the middle of a dance routine. 1 million points and 3 bottles of spirits/wine/whiskey/bourbon or drink of your choice if it's Russell

Has anyone suggested bonus points if Audley dances to Eye Of The Tiger?