Originally Posted by Sallyforth:
“Alex - Matt's been giving her extra advice”
And she has all the One Show voting for her!
Dan has all the Daybreak viewers voting for him!
Jason has all the transvestites voting for him, unless they split the vote between him and Nancy.
Harry has all the teenie texters voting for him (ooh, sorry, forgot, they don't watch

)
Chelsee has all poodle lovers voting for her.
Edwina has the egg industry voting for her.
Lulu has all the men she's slept with voting for her, so she should win by a landslide!