"I want you to urinate all over me."
"All right then. Urghhh!. Uhhhhh! Nnnnnnnnnnnngh! Hurrrrrgh! Nothing's coming out! Could we go over to the wash basin and I'll put my hand under the tap for a while? That might wake my bladder up a bit. "

stop it you're making me blush!!


yes, very erotic.

i tell you wonkeydonkey i have led a sheltered life, listening to that story loved his reaction when she was telling him "as normal as you like" about peeing on her boyfriend, as that is what he wanted and then i heard Aaron say "classy

Getting weed on by a nice looking girl is very erotic, yes.

My face was like this --->

Aaron was really cool about it though. I doubt I'd have been able to keep a straight face

my face also was like this

Practically a daily occurrence for me. Apart from the 'nice looking' bit.

Particularly since to keep your hand under the tap you'd probably have to have sex on the toilet. The romance, it's just oozing!

Who said that?

Wonder if 'taking the piss' is on her calling card?

Fair play

Weebekah

Rebeckah. She was saying it to Aaron.

Aaron's face was an actual picture

It's like the reverse of a man not being able to rise to the occasion.

Girl: I can't pee
Boy: It's me, isn't it? You don't find me attractive.
Girl: It's not you. I can do this. Is the immersion on?

I always insist my girlfriend carries some of her urine around with her in order to avoid this mishap.

In a thermos, obviously. It's a bit unpleasant if it's cold.

Well CH5 obviously find it erotic, they are asking the members on FB which HMs we would like to wee on

Is it a bad thing that I answered that. I chose Rebeka since she seems to be into that.

Haha no, I just find it a very odd poll to run. Whatever next? Which housemate would you present with a pearl necklace?

The thing that surprised me was that she said 'boyfriend'. I took that to be her nod to polite company she had just met and she censored the word 'client'.

And of course "which housemate's bumhole would you wish to lick?"

Ha ha ha

Well Rebeckah obviously because no wee comes out. You just know that Jay would wee about 8 pints at a time.

Did anyone ever listen to Blue Jam by Chris Morris?

The OP reminded me of it

he was so terribly british about it.
he was shocked rgid and yet managed a 'nice'.
then 'Good grief!'
And he was very fast with his jibe about her price for a night when she was trying to avoid saying what she does for a living to the others.
I really think she was expecting his face to lgiht up when she told her weewee tale - I suppose that's what she's used to in her line of work and the kind it attracts.