Brian (wrt to Harry):
“[It's a bit rich for Helen to criticise] her for wearing a bank.”
Harry's wearing far too much again.

Harry (on why she's struggling):
“...the Hallmark situation.”
Their recent lay-offs are a cause for concern.

Marc:
"I am not a shit buy banned from the ‘80s"
Arguable

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(thong, whole Marc, boy band)
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I'm off on holiday for a week on Saturday. Hopefully someone else will make a note if the Bishop of Jarrow teams up with The Hog to investigate exploding chocolates.

Brian to Helen:
"Shall we hog this out?"


Brian:
"I got a hold of Helen Wood."
That's harassment, Brian.

"(TIMWARP ALARM)"
Look out Tim!!

Marcus B:
“Mick and Jade art messing around.”

Marc to Cristian:
“Your feet looked very interesting mate.”
Fetish?

Jade:
“Pipe down Cristina.”
Oh she totally went there.

(on what Jade is doing)
“flotation”
Better than sinking...

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(hug, hug, Timewarp, Nick...are, V.T., Cristian, flirtation)

Marcus B:
"The house loans the legends are going nowhere."
I wish they'd recall the debt.

“...you are a gameplayer because you sit on the face.”


Cristian:
"[Marc said that because he'd come up with] a shit allergy like cornflake."
That is a shit allergy.

Marcus B:
“The next question is for clubby.”
That's not nice.

(learns, fence, analogy, Chloe)
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Saturday 20th....

Danny to Marc: "You upset globally for no reason." (Chloe)
The subtitle version is truer.

?Brian: "...you guys are role nice people." (all)
Ah! So it is scripted after all.

Marcus: "Joffe is sealed." (Your fate)
Maybe confusing our Joel with this chap? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Joffe,_Baron_Joffe

Brian: "...you came in when daddy was upset." (Danny)
Well it's Father's Day today so I'm sure they'll be one big happy family. (Yeah, right.)

Sunday 21st

Not much, probably missed the good ones.

Marcus: "It is Day Full Tree" (?)
Looks to me like they've all jumped out of it.

Marcus: "In a time warm twist...." (?)
...big business is right and global warming is a myth?

Nick: "It will be interesting to see who she pits." (picks)
Harry owns an F1 team?

BB: "BB is going to ask your nominating nominations."
God they're relentlessly relentless. No wonder Harry crumbled.

Monday 22nd

BB: "Whoever is deemed the winner will serve next." (Nick)
Come off it, Queens is over and Wimbledon hasn't started yet.

Sam: "And even Helen, lesser." (bless her)

Nick(? about the party drinks): "They are well bored." (poured)
The drinks aren't the only ones. I'm losing the will with the show but I guess I can potter on with this for now.

Having said that I missed last night's HLs (and the repeats don't have the subtitles) so if anyone can chip in, feel free.

From Tuesday's ep on 23rd June:

Marcus: some of the housemates are in the stunning ball - swimming pool

Later: HMs singing : Roll Britannia - Rule Britannia
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Well I've crapped out and missed the last three shows now, due to the stresses and strains of real-life stuff which I won't bore you with. If anyone spotted anything worth highlighting, please feel free to chip in.

Saturday 27th June

Nikki: "I am in fact fun evening." (in for a)
Well that's a matter of opinion, Nikki.

Just caught bits of it tonight for the first time in a week - maybe I haven't been missing much if even the drinks are getting bored.

Marcus B:
"The last night in the house for Nicki and Alan."
Alan won't be missed.

(Exciting activities in competition for a dream holiday.):
“What about well watching?”
That's not the most exciting thing I can think of...

Nikki:
“I have glitzy commie. Get it.”
Is that like a Champagne socialist but more so?

.

(Helen, whale watching, lipstick on me)

Hey the drinks were alright in the end - they eventually got drunk.


Is Nikki going out with Derek Hatton now?

Suddenly it all makes sense.
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Marcus B:
“Marcus Bent the night sleeping on the sofa.”
...muttering about himself in the third person.

Marcus B:
“Marc and Sam are sent to ‘80s health.”
Oh dear.

Marcus B:
“…by showing their selfless size.”
Look at my waist, damn you, I couldn't have eaten all the pies.

Sam:
“…Obama doing this years ago.”
Before he was president he had a job rewinding people's tapes.

(What drink is this?)
“It is a pina collider.”
It's like a piña colada except they crack the coconut on your head first...

“#THE BRIDIE SONG#”
The one where you walk down the aisle waggling your elbows?

Sam (to Joel):
“Hi jolt!”
That boy is electric.

(Where does Jack want a word with Danny?)
“In the battle.”
Manly men only talk while at war.

.

(Marc has spent, '80s hell, selfless sides, do you remember, piña colada, birdie, Joel, bathroom)

Missed tonight but one more from last night:

Ash: "Nothing Hammond." (happened)
Aisleyne massively envious of Alison BB3's successful career on ITV morning telly.

(Sam's way of talking to everyone)
“It may be perceived as toothpaste”


?Cristian or ?Joel
“My my my second nomination is Harry.”
He can't be that surprised surely?

Marcus B:
“OK ming up it’s Jack’s drunken despair”
That's not nice.

?Danny (comforting Jack)
“At the end of the day USAID.”
Jack is a charity case.

.

(two-faced, ???, coming up, you were saved)

Btw, yesterday I flicked over to the Wimbledon coverage and apparently Roger Federer was all set to play damn ears.
Does anyone know how he got on?

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(Dzumhur)

Marc:
“I know which bed I am putting U2 in.”
Wow.
(I think they may want more than one bed though.)

Charley:
“Where did you put my back mate?”
Hotel staff are reminded not to steal guests' body parts.

Marc:
“I love Nick. She hates me.”
O... K...

John Mc (to Joel)
“You have been a total staff”
What more can a hotel ask?

.

(you two, bag, I love mixed race girls [Charley], star)

Thursday 3rd July

Marcus: "Some of the stuff are in the lobby." (staff)
So they're no longer even staff - they really are just "stuff", as in padding or filler....but I guess it's been that way for some time now.

Yes indeed.
_________________
Jasmine:
“I’m starting to appreciate the novelty of a younger man. It was a good kids.”
That's too young!

Marcus B:
“Cristian and Jack arts collating about this weeks eviction.”
...and this selection of watercolours depicts the evictee's face before and after the announcement.

Jasmine explains who James Jordan is:
“He was a dancer on Stricture Come Dancing.”
That's the tougher version.

.

(kiss, are speculating, Strictly Come Dancing)

Marcus B:
“Calls to the shore number cost 50p.”
This week the evictee is being dragged out by the coastguard.

?Marc (wrt Cristian):
“Bowl look how sad he looks.”
Strange nickname.

“That is a bit of a word one.”

?Joel:
“Take uniforms Oscars guys, Jack’s quit.”
Task's over - let's go to the Academy Awards.

BB:
“...despite the majority of Belize [sticking to the rules].”
You've let down a whole country guys.

Marc:
"A new go you wet fish.”


Emma (wrt Danny):
“Do you think that he sighed as an opportunity.”
Grrr. Fake sighers.

Emma W:
“...the housemate with the most votes and tends to be evicted is...”
It's never too late for a twist!

Emma wrt Marc:
“He had an expose of reaction on the house.”
A journalist!

?Cristian:
"My first demolition is Marc."
Steady-on.

Marc:
“Anytime I have pushed anyone to fire…”
That's definitely too far!

(what Marc can be)
“A NASA drunk.”
Yeah! Pissed on the moon - why not?

Marc (when the sandwich was chucked at)
“[Marc wasn't bothered because] I was on Russia’s”
Russian sandwiches are famously inferior.

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(short, Oh, weird, off, ??staff??, in you go, saw you, tenth, explosive, nomination, too far, ?nasty drunk, rations)

Saturday July 4th

Jack: "I think Eli is too much about silly things." (he lies)
Did they put in someone from BBUSA for Independence day??

Danny: "Just don't throw all your acts in one basket." (eggs)
'Cos Mark did that and look what happened to him!

Danny: "What kind of a past is that?" (pass)
Are the sob-stories that Chloe feared coming out?

I think you got the best ones
__________________________
“The housemate to be evicted is macro.”


Chloe:
"[Helen said that people] will start dropping in the sub stories.”
Everyone's a Trident commander these days...

Marcus B:
“Danny is thinking about tonights’ election.”
He's very politically engaged.

Marcus B:
“The market in the diary room talking about Danny.”
One of the betting markets worrying about him drifting, maybe.

Jack to Joel:
“You are doing this purely to age yourself.”
Sounds like something he'd do.

Joel:
"This is the jewel who is asking questions with Aisleyne.”
No shrinking violet is he?

Ais to ?Harry?
"Let’s have a hog of love."
Everyone comes together over roast suckling pig.

Marcus B:
“Aisleyne”s next guest is Bedene and Marc.”
Who?

Marc (to Danny)
“Let’s get out the little violent.”
Hide the sandwiches!

BB (to Marc):
“You have lost job late in the Big Brother house.”
No more night shifts for Marc.

Danny (wrt Marc's eviction):
“Manley said his name it was a big shock to me.”
Now I've heard a lot of things said about Emma Willis, but...

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(Marc, sob stories, eviction, Marc, aid, Joel, hug, Danny, violin, lost your place, when they)

Sunday July 5th

Sam: "Say we had another two Munster go...." (months to)
Hermann and Lily have been evicted. But Grandpa FTW!

Big Brother:
“If housemates disco there will be monetary consequences.”
Stop dancing guys! It's painful to watch!

Chloe (to Jack):
”I try and beat your friend.”
Sounds like bunny-boiler behaviour to me...

Big Brother:
“One Peter will cost 2 1/2 thousand pounds.”
Oh dear. These politicans.

The competition offers...
“A five start mini-break every weekend.”
That sounds a bit exhausting.

Marcus B:
“Today BIg Brother has dropped a series of cash bonds…”
The seems very generous.

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(disobey, be, pizza, 5 star, bombs)

And how did I forget this piece of utter genius?

https://twitter.com/twitshoops/statu...98488853995521


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