Monday July 6th

Danny: "Mine nation is for Harry..." (my nomination)
...England and St.George. Is it St.Cristian's Day already?

Nick to Jack:
“We will go for a bar.”
No! Stay in the house!

Joel:
“I’m not arguing to drip people.”
Glad to hear it.

Marcus B:
“It is 5 minutes since the housemaids [did the task].”
Nick paid for them as he couldn't be a*sed.

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(bath, trip people up, housemates)

Tuesday 7th

Nick: "It is just dress." (stress)
And not even that much a lot of the time, in Harry's case.

?Chloe (dropping the bag):
"Oh noble!"
Now that's double-standards.

BB:
"Peter delivery for the Big Brother House."
Not him again.

Sam:
"I really need my circuits."
Sam is malfunctioning? That explains a lot.

Sam:
“I have got a spitting headache.”
Yeah, Dennis used to suffer from those.

Jack to Joel:
“Don’t take the mower high ground…”
Cutting the grass on hills just isn't worth it.

BB:
“Cristian dropped his back after [umpteen hours].”
Medic!

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(oh no, pizza, suitcase, splitting, moral high ground, bag)

Maybe she should take the Replicant test: http://www.bfi.org.uk/are-you-a-repl...ampaign=buffer

Yes, maybe.

For me the constant '#lovinlife!' regardless of what's happening is a dead giveaway.
She'll be telling us about her unicorn dreams any time now.

Marcus B:
“Tonight Big Brother eight nights a cash bomb.”
It's going to feel like it's dragging on?


(ignites)
_____________________
Nick (replying to tweet about his big nose):
“I have a massive hunger.”
Can't you use your mouth like everyone else?!

(tweet)
“Take that ball and chain from next leg.”
Just keep passing the manacles around guys.

(to Joel)
“Have you seen beeps before?”
Like on an oscilloscope for example.

Sam (picking Harry for eviction - she likes her...):
“...but she is so unforgettable.”
Quite right. Can't have a memorable housemate in the final can we?

Harry's eviction interview:
“Who would you like to win?"
"Nicholl.”
It is hard to think of a real person who deserves it.

Nick (wrt Harry):
“I think she will be roasty.”
Naturally.

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(honker, Nick’s, boobs, unpredictable, Nick or Chloe, ??OK??)

Joel:
“I will not take part in a killer addiction.”
Glad to hear it.

Marcus B:
“Tonight Chloe, Harry, Jack and Sam will face a public road."
Probably the M25.

"What did Craig David do on a Sunday?"
"Heat shield."
I don't remember that bit.

BB's trivia quiz…
"Wadded Buffy Sleigh?"
It's the only way to travel.

Chloe (to Sam):
"Deals was better this week I thought."
Well yeah, you both took five thousand quid.

“Can we have a post for the people just gone?”
Like a memorial??

Nick (wrt Harry's eviction):
“I loved database.”
Not an obvious nickname.

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(eviction, vote, he chilled, what did Buffy slay, yours [public reaction], toast, loved her to pieces)

Time to wheel out the Voight-Kampff test again.

Mind you, Google has been accusing me of being a robot over the past couple of days because I've been searching for old BB info.
I'm flesh and blood, honest!

Jack (ultra-tanned):
“I look like an ample pear.”
Not really. (though he does have an ample pair...)

Danny (to Cristian):
“Somebody has tidied and you left a mist.”
Well, they have been eating a lot of chickpeas.

?Joel (to tanned Jack):
“You look like an envelope.”
Again, not really seeing it.

Jack:
“I have 1800 hands.”
Like a Hindu god?

Jack (wrt winning cash a task):
“One dollar and everyone”
Hardly worth it really.

?Danny:
“Exactly what we fought. Exactly what we fought. Buses.”
Danny really hates rail replacement services.

Cristian re Jack:
“At the bottom of my hand I am happy for him.”
But your knuckles want to punch him?

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(Oompa Loompa, mess, Oompa Loompa, tans, well done everyone, thought...buzzers, heart)

Marcus B:
“Big Brother has placed a poll of fish guts in the garden.”
The fish guts say they don't really have a favourite any more.

Jack n Danny:
“I will leave you to it.”
“Thank you darling.”
Ooh - #Janny

??Jack:
“I will now face mallet.”
Wow, these tasks are getting tough.

Chloe:
“Wanderers is what kids call their under-10 leaks.”


BB to Jack:
“Hammy tasks do you think you can take?”
He can probably do quite a lot of ham-based tasks.

Danny:
“I have stuffed my face with Peter.”


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(pool, Danny, ???smell it???, leagues, how many more, pizza)

(Jack, carrying his money, let's out a startled cry as he drops something)
Nick:
“I thought he dropped his cakes.”
That would make sense.

?Nick (viewing an insect):
“That is not a mosque, that is a plane.”
this might take some time...

Chloe (wrt why Danny wouldn't slag off the obese):
“He eats so much Peter.”
Those are entirely separate issues.

MB: “The correct answer was Cristian.”
?Danny: “Willie!”


Danny re Cristian:
“He said he had filmed his sexual expenses.”


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(case, moth, pizza, bully, experiences)

There were a number on the 15th, but just to start with:

(recap shows Jack pressing the button and grabbing the money)
Marcus B:
“Jack revealed a surprise fan.”
What, himself? He revealed that he himself thought he deserved the money?
Remarkable.

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(raided the prize fund)

Chloe:
“It doesn’t matter what class you are bowling to.”
Excellent advise for aspiring cricketers.

Viewer to Nick (wrt Harry):
“There are some very gay shots that border on soft porn.”
They could hardly be less gay.

Viewer to Danny:
“Are you more protective of the price fun because you think you’ll win.”
Everyone loves price fun - just ask Dale Winton.

Jade to Chloe:
"Everything is pointing old way."


Jade to Nick n Joel:
"Do not let Danny rose bruised."
No indeed.

Marcus B:
“Jack and Chloe are in the guy room.”
Well clearly she shouldn't be there.

Marcus B:
“Jack has had the money Jane to his waist.”
Golddigger

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(what class you belong to, risqué, prize fund, ??pointing your way, rule the roost, sky room, chained)

Nick:
"I have a tennis court and assuming Paul at my house."
Well he sounds like an arse.

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(a swimming pool)

Last one:

Emma W interviews Danny:
“Finally Danny please spell ‘canoe’”
“CIN Oy.”

Thanks for all your efforts Trumbles, I didn't spot half the ones you noted over the course of the show. Though it's kind of painful that this has been the amusing aspect of the series.*sigh*

Thanks to you too, SF. Have a box of carefully defused bomb liqueurs on me.

You're right, it hasn't been a fun series - either on screen or on the forum. Thank God for the gibberish!

Emma: "This makes me feel like I am actually a housemaid." (HM)

Arghh. My blood pressure.

I'm guessing this is going to be a long launch night.
Emma said there would be "212 celebrity heavyweights"

Emma:
“…and for the USA we have that man’s group.”
He was on his own.

Gail P:
“I was not so much a children’s TV present animal.”
Like Gordon the Gopher?

Chris E:
“Nice to meet you, school.”
New nickname.

Farrah:
“Others get intimidated by Mike confidence.”
Who?

Marcus B (re Farrah):
“Shoes to sing in the school choir.”
Wow. They must have been expensive.

Marcus B (re Tila):
"She shops at the kids department truckloads."
How much kids stuff can you need?

Daniel:
“I am totally a pots terror.”
You can't cook?

BB:
“Load the cannon with the ruble and take aim.”
That's how you scare Americans - Russian currency!

Farrah:
“I like balls! I like bald!”
Gail will be relieved.

?Sherrie:
"Pick until the referee left"
I think he's already gone.

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(Fatman Scoop, presenter any more, Scoop, my confidence, used to sing, department for clothes, pot stirrer, blue ball, I like balls [x2], until there are three left)

Austin:
"Do you know who Janet is?"
No.

Emma:
"We are dinging the bow of round two."
I don't think Emma's likely to make it as a sports presenter.

Emma:
"It’s the clash of the titans as Davro takes on Dickinson’s life"
He's going to impersonate David Dickinson?

Emma:
"Put down your foam fingers and put your beer in the killer."
Pissed murderers are so much less threatening.

?Austin:
“How pissed off was Farrah to go up there in her ball again.”
Well it's probably really hard to roll upstairs more than once.

(to Scoop, wrt picking beds)
“Use news, you loose.”
That's just encouraging ignorance.

Emma:
"One is a supermom and the other is superlols."
Oh is that what she's known for?

Natasha (to Farrah):
“The cops are over here…”
Probably waiting to question Tila.

Emma:
“After the break, Bobby and Terence Dickinson go head to head.”
How very un-CBB-like.

BB:
"It’s Janet the Destroyer."
Not another Janet.

BB:
"Is it liquidised tribe or jellied eels."
They put a tribe through a blender?

BB:
"Hammy items is Bobby holding?"
No Yoda, he is not.

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(Jenna, bell, Dickinson live, ?cooler, ball gown, you snooze, supermodel, cups, Janice Dickinson, Janice, tripe, how many)

Incidentally, I had Ch4 news on earlier and Cathy Newman rounded off by commenting:
"Stage wound for the weather forecast."
which struck me as rather unhelpful advice.

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(stay tuned)

Just caught one for HL2:

Jenna (wrt Tila and James):
"She would take your face off with Herbert."
A boyfriend? Or a chainsaw she's named?

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(her vagina [because that makes more sense?])

James (?wrt Austin)
“I’d love it if him and Skip shared a bed.”
Who?

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(Scoop)