Erasure still going then: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Bell_%28singer%29


If we're sticking with lead vocalists, not far away from...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genesis_P-Orridge


Sterling work as always, Trumbles, thank you.

Welcome back all.

Not much on tonight - they've always seemed to have everything from Emma & Marcus's autocues ready to go. I did like Megan's one though.

Darren Day (VT intro):
"I am down day."
You're not that bad.

Darren Day:
"[the love rat tag] - I end it on many days."
Full time job?

Megan (on whether she'll keep calm during her stay):
"Just don't give me too many yoga bombs!"
Yoga is at it's least calming in bomb form.

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(Darren Day, earned, Jägerbombs)

Gemma (wrt her shop):
"It is a close shop. Close for bigger girls."
She just sells signs saying 'no fat chicks'?

?Darren (to Daniela):
"Bev are you in here?"
Not even a near miss.

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(clothes, babe)

Megan to Jeremy:
"Are we floating?"
BB may be slipping LSD in the water.

Jonathan:
"That is why I am used to exit in bed."
Like a secret trapdoor? Or the withdrawal method?

(competition)
"….shake off those winter tills."
Puzzling image.

Marcus B:
"Gemma is mass charging Jonathan's coccyx."


Stephanie (to Scotty n Jeremy):
"We're going to be Hill Light Command."
Hmm. It's not exactly the Jungle Cats, is it?

Christopher (on what caused the falling out)
"Basically people staring at shit."
It's never good to do that.

Gemma, (wrt Christopher & Daniela)
"You need to talk about it, U2"
Gemma figures a good chat about bands will sort it all out.

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(flirting, eggs, mint, ?chills, massaging, here all night aren't we, stirring, you two)

Emma W [in a few weeks your winner will be crowned and...]:
"If you want that winner to beat Kristina, Nancy or Winston, you'd better call…"
Yes, let's not pretend that any of them are going to win.

Marcus B (application ad):
"This is your chance to apply to be a housemaid."
Buy The Lady and practise your sheet-folding technique.

Marcus B:
"Does Gemma have a designer the joiner?"
A highly employable mix of skills.

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(be, housemate, desginer vagina)

Very witty Trumbles

Thanks.

Marcus B:
"Winston has something to get. Office chest."
Purchasing a good set of drawers is essential for BB admin.

Jonathan:
"Wood Victoria Beckham wear that dress."
There's no denying she is a bit wooden.

Jonathan:
"[I'm stressed and claustrophobic and] any phone I'm doing is to mask it"
So they do have phones!

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(get off his chest, would....?, fun)

(The judges discuss who to crown the winner of the talent)
"He killed it!"
"I'd say it's death."
It all makes sense. .

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[Think this was... Tiff:"I can't give it to Christopher." Jonathan: "He killed it!" Tiff:"I'd say it's Steph.")

Nothing that can really live up to the craziness...

Jonathan (to Gemma):
"…you can fat and snore all you like."
Once being fat becomes the thing you do, it's time for a diet

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(fart)

I haven't been giving this CBB my hugest amount of attention but there's one from the night before last that's proved to be eerily resonant:

Jonathan (in the DR, I think): "David looks like he's going to die. The pokies." (The poor guy)

Ah. Overexcitement.

Hi SF.
Good to see you for another series.

Marcus B:
"Kristina you are the puppet-master of down."
Weird sort of supervillain.

Marcus B:
"Next up, jam nominates face-to-face."
O... K...

Megan (wrt century egg):
"It's all squid in the middle."
I don't think that's meant to be in there.

Daniella:
"I'm going to be really pit staff."
A job with Formula 1! Well done Dani.

"My first donation is Tiffany"
Generous

"My first nation is Nancy"
Patriotic

Marcus B
"...where their beds have been made into public boxes."
How much more public can they get?

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(Darren, John, squidgy, pissed off, nomination, nomination, puppet)

Tiffany (on how she'd go all out at Gemma if she goes):
"I can't do it if she is a housemaid."
Yes, it's not fair taking it out on the staff.

David to Tiff:
"I have audio reprimanded you."
Much better than being scolded in mime.

Megan:
"This is ****ing balls**t."
*Consults Bristol stool chart*

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(housemate, already, bull****)

Haven't spotted much for the past couple of days.
Damn competent subtitler.

Emma W:
"Earlier on, your boat saved Gemma and Stephanie"
They needed a lifeboat?

Big B:
"Stand in front of the blue dress immediately."
Is this a Monica Lewinsky hearing?

Gemma (wrt Steph's cuddling with Jeremy):
"Her boyfriend won't be averse. She's dreaming."
Scotty T (to Jeremy, wrt his running to Steph)
"She just shouts Jeremy and Hugo."
Some guys seem to be happier sharing girls than you might expect.

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(votes, blue dresser, be with her, you go running)

Catching up...

Marcus B:
"…and Kayla nominations rocked the house."
NOO! Not Kayla!

Angie (wanting to leave):
"I don't give a ship. I need some close."

Tiff (explaining her status to Darren):
"You know it. Noble ship."
Boats aren't good enough for Tiff and Angie. Ships have kudos and shouldn't be handed out in case you need to escape.

Angie:
"I won a car to get back to town."
Obviously the ship isn't right next to the house. Duh.

*competition*
"It is all bold. It is all inclusive."
No one wants a cowardly competition do they?

Marcus B:
"Gemma has made no observation."
They're now having to announce it when she stops.

Kristina:
"I could have been more flexible in mice social life."
Oh no. You don't want to chat with just any old mice.

Marcus B:
"Gemma is talking about Stephanie and her conversation with Geoffrey."
Who?

Steph:
"Emma guilty. So what?"
Tell us! Spill the Willis beans now!

Gemma (wrt Steph):
"It is wrong on semi-levels."
Not that bad then.

Steph:
"I do not have feelings iPhone boyfriend in love."
So he's only your iPhone boyfriend?

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(killer, sh*t...clothes, no bullsh*t, want a car, ?full board, an observation, my social life, Jeremy, am I guilty, so many levels, [something like: "I have a boyfriend at home, I'm in love"])

Marcus B:
"...last night's hunting is still on some HMs' minds."
Has it gone a bit Lord of the Flies in there?

Dani to John:
"Don't you dead be sorry."
Zombie John is over-apologetic.

Tiff:
"I saw him stop his pants with socks."
When Pants Attack!

Tiff:
"He noticed that happy smells like corn chips."
I can't say I've ever noticed that.

Tiff:
"I have a thing for Scottish."
Och aye?

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('haunting', don't you dare be sorry, stuff, her feet, Scotty T)

Almost forgot this...

Emma W:
"Death made her peace with GC."
You can see how they'd get on.

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(Steph)

Christopher (on why he's cleaning up after Gemma's spill):
"Honestly someone will vibrate."
There's no use in vibrating over spilt milk. Gemma's causing tremors.

Marcus B (commenting on John putting on fancy clothes):
"Coming up - John gets stressed out."
He did look like he was losing it.

Marcus B:
"Tiffany and Gemma are in the snog."


Steph (wrt Gemma):
"Tell her I have not had issues."

Steph:
"I can't mention salmon, that I know him."
Are you sure you haven't had issues?

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(trip over it, dressed up)
(snug, her shoes, Sam)

Emma W:
"Facing eviction …John, Megan, Stephanie and Deveney. Your boats tonight are important."
Come in number 6, your time's up!

Emma W:
"Please don't write if you're watching On Demand."
To be honest, written votes are generally a bad idea.

Scotty T (wrt Gemma refusing to get in the cage):
"I know she said she is Kosovo big..."
She's not that big.

Gemma (on why she thinks she's pregnant):
"I have been having so many paints."
Drinking paint won't make you pregnant, but it might make you daft enough to think you are.

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(Tiffany...boats, try to vote, she is claustrophobic, pains)

I've been missing these in recent days, and now OSX Mavericks has helpfully deleted a list so thoroughly that even Dropbox can't restore it. Yay.

Anyway...

Gemma (returning from blow-dry):
"Is there a pain anywhere?"
Um, maybe check in a mirror?

?Danniella (on what's in the 'cocktail')
"Tabasco panic or pork scratchings."
I think most of us have experienced Tabasco panic. Keep some ice-cream handy.

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(pin [to attach card indicating she was happy to help and/or slash herself], Tabasco [and] ?bacon or...)

BB to John:
You must fish for condiments from your fellow housemates.
Just be sure to avoid Tabasco panic.

?Scotty to John:
"You look like Chet I look like Chet."
Really?

Emma:
"The fan can't last for long."
They're down to one.

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(compliments, shit, fun)

Just occasionally the subtitles can come up letter-for-letter correct but still look wrong.
(Actually the word 'posse' came up before being correcting, but this is worse.)

Steph and John discuss Gillian's diagnoses:
"What does septic mean? I'm septic to Jeremy apparently."
"It means you're like er pussy."

Tiff:
"The cow stressed I am."
If you say so.

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(look how)

Just checking: are people still reading this? Even by the standards of this thread it's been remarkably quiet round here this series.

OK, I've covered last night's stuff as there was a bunch of randomness.

However, I'm thinking that interest in this has dwindled and I'm now just talking loudly to myself in public. (In fact it's worse than that: I'm putting effort into scripting silly things to yell at myself in public.) So I'm thinking I might wind up my posts on here. I'm sure the Marquis de Sade would approve.

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Marcus B:
"Daniella and Stephanie are pests."
Marcus tells it like it is.

?Gemma:
"Yes excavation work yes exhibition work."
GC seems an unlikely fan of either museums or manual labour.

Marcus B:
"In fiction rocks the house."
Most of the 'house-rockings' do indeed seem to be fictional.

Marcus B:
"If they can guess who's ringing in - hospital received calls from their loved ones."
Surely they can hear about the hospitalised ones anyway?

Steph:
"I am expecting Fran."
That seems unlikely.

Scotty T:
"I've been going bizarre capacity years."
Have you indeed?

Scotty T:
"Is this call for a meal?"
**** the F & F, Scotty's hungry like.

Steph (answers the phone):
"Dad excavation work exhibition work excavation work."
Steph also considers future job prospects.

"Are you ringing for a meal housemate?"
Cannibalism looms.

Gemma:
"Ma'am are you alright?"
Again, GC seems an unlikely candidate for domestic service.

BB:
"Highsmith spent the last two days waiting for the phone to ring."
Poor Highsmith

Tiff and ?? (reacting to her being saved):
"I do not belong here."
"Youtube Longer."
People do like watching her…

Emma W:
"Wait for the call that will reveal your faith."
Hi Jeremy, you are now a wahhabi sunni muslim!

Steph:
"I love you James."
…whoever you are.

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(faced off, [exclamation marks], eviction, housemates will receive, Sam, going berserk for the past few years, male, [exclamation marks], male, mum, housemates, you do belong here, fate, Jeremy)