A bit rich of Evelyn to use that as a dig considering her habit of dressing up in a suitcase...
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Jason's reason to kick out Ryan:
"The Rod Petrie way you talk about men and women."
The Hibernian CEO is a controversial figure.

(wrt Jason's eviction of Ryan)
"If he had an EC with someone why didn't he mention it?"
The acrimony over Brexit continues...

BB:
"For todays Eagle task..."
Falconry returns to the BB house for the first time since Courteney gave Laura a hawk.

?Jayne:
"I came into the Big Brother House and I poured a bucket of guns over my head."
Ouch! Probably the pistols Laura was mentioning earlier.

BB to Andy:
"Big Brother has noticed that you are looking a bit hand."
He's bulging out in five places?

Jayne:
"Oh Mike Garde! That is so nice."
Good old Mike Garde

Laura:
"Alex is like Jason Burt. He's getting away with it."
Grrr. Jason Burt.

Laura:
"I'm not that hate bull am I?"
That must be like a scapegoat but worse.

Hughie (wrt Ryan):
"I'm just getting on and diarrhoea lies he's not here."
I'm afraid your diarrhoea is telling you the truth Hughie.

Jason (wrt Laura and Ev getting in the pool):
"She just walked in with gold boots and art."
Sounds expensive

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(derogatory, issue, ??, gunge, a bit tanned, OMG, but, hate-able, ?don't realise, ?her boots and all)

Hls July 18th

?: "Jason barrel" (Burrill)

There's a resemblance.


Andy (to Jason): "Bath in the face of it." (laugh)

Yeah Jason, plenty of HMs have taken to the hot tub and stayed there, down the years.


BOTS


Ryan: "Absence makes the hard Grota Funda..." (heart grow fonder)

Having consulted Google Translate, this might mean something in Portuguese....

It seems to be a mountain range or something like that - quite a specific place to have to be absent to.

I think 'bath in the face of it' was probably the best one from yesterday. Here are a few more:

(to Jackson wrt Jayne):
"Cabbie said good morning and stuff?"
Jayne's doubling up as a chauffeur?

(Andy, responding to tweet)
"Jackson what is your accident?"
Cab ride didn't go well then?

Laura:
"I fancied a bit of a case."
You haul bag.

Jason (to Andy):
"You were thinking Oh F**king Health."
Always a concern

(have you said, accent, kiss, oh f***ing hell)

I was out for tonight's, but here are a few left over from the 20th.
(I've omitted many profound sounding statements beginning "Ever Lynne...")
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Jayne:
"I used to do mass Aja on beaches, Thailand, forget."
No need to make everyone forget, Jayne. Steely Dan wasn't that bad.

BB:
"Sam danced around the dead room in his boxers..."
That's not how you behave in a morgue.

BB:
"Sam your prize is blahly important."
Big Brother isn't even pretending any more.

BB:
"[these four HMs had the most noms]....and are fashion eviction."
They do kind of look like crap.

Hughie (wrt to Alex's pick to share dinner):
"You should have picked effluent."
I disagree fairly strongly.
(regardless of whether it was telling the truth)

Evelyn:
"Jason Bell eats."
Yet he does little we notice...

Laura wrt Sam:
"We have formed such a strong religion chip in this house"
A promising cult is developing.

Andy:
"I have been here for sick weeks."
Many would agree.

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(do massages...Phuket, bedroom, particularly important, facing eviction, Evelyn, barely eats, relationship, six weeks)

A few more from the 20th:

Sam: "You just tickled my bowls." (balls)
Is that better or worse?

Jackson: "He doesn't mean nit in a horrible way." (it)
But everyone's got to be treated for lice.


BOTS

Rylan: "Ipod Mac show." (On tonight's)
No escape from product placement.



As for HLs 21st July, not a lot.


Marcus: "Laura is talking to big rubber." (brother)
Looking to get on the Pirelli calendar.

BOTS

Dee Kelly: "The French should have said..." (friend)
Too late, Brexit means Brexit.

Rylan: "This is Frankie Cocco sir." (Cocozza)
Maybe Dicko would be more descriptive, sir!

Didn't catch the eviction show (22nd) but here are a couple from the subsequent BOTS:

Emma W: "Lovely job leave." (jubbly)

Oh good God, not pregnant again?!


Rylan: "Who don't you think should be trusted, literature Jackson or Jayne?" (Lateysha)

It's all Stalinist Revisionism.


HLs 23rd

Hughie: "Ivory body else was in bed." (everybody)

Is he complimenting Laura??


Alex (to Evelyn): "You saucy mains." (minx)

Again with the "effluent."

?Emma W:
"With housemating for the last time."
Laura's going, Ryan's gone, Evalex is going nowhere...

(BB: How are things in the house?)
"Quiet. Sub dude."
Blokishness is one the wane.

?Marcus B:
"One housemate gets Nair just desserts"
That's disgusting

Emma W (who will be evicted?):
"Andy Jackson Jason Dogora"
You really don't like her do you Emma?

Emma W:
"Soon to come Moorhouse highlights."
That's good. We haven't seen him much.

Emma W:
"Time to save a couple of housemates' bake con."
Mary Berry would not approve.

Andy:
"I am bar razzed, I am gullible."
Nothing wrong with the odd night out Andy.

Laura:
"Let's be ugly and think about this."
Is that necessary?

"I was surprised with Laura and Samba that that was taken seriously."
Laura's Latin dancing is not respected.

Laura (interview - ?would she have cancelled the Marco thing):
"Ogled of course I would."
Couldn't keep her eyes off him though.

(Laura's best bits)
"It's lower!"
"No Nora is one of the loveliest girls you could meet"
"Layer is a huge personality"
You were great Nora, or whatever your name is.

Emma W:
"The final it is going to be welded."
Now that is a new twist.

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(housemates nominating, subdued, their...deserts, or Laura, more house highlights, bacon, embarrassed, ???, Sam, oh God, Laura...Laura...Laura, well good)

Marcus B:
"Sam Myers greater to talk to big brother."
Sam Myers the Lesser will be in later.

?Jayne:
"My ghost teach to the wonderful Ev"
Touching

(Vote for most embarrassing moment)
"Pig Evelyn. It was a brilliant moment."
That's not nice.

The Big Brother competition will whisk you away to...
"...the beautiful island of the beta"
Don't be getting ideas about yourself if you win.

Hughie on Jason:
"He's a 2-faced brick."
Makes sense.

Andy (re HM awards):
"This fails to me like one of the best things"
One of your most epic fails BB.

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(?has come?, vote goes to, I will pick Evelyn, Ibiza, prick, feel)

BB:
"Team AA is guilty of more crimes..."
Alcohol-related presumably

Jayne:
"Not once have I gone to the tyrant and said I hate Andy."
Just as well

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(Team A, Diary Room)

Jason:
"Hughie you looked like a Robert in headlights."
Everyone who knows a Robert will know that look.

Alex (what people are worried about):
"...the task will turn no Steve."
Nooo! Not Steve!

(BB competition)
"....with Ireland views....one of my beta's top bars."
So this island of the betas is off the shore of Ireland is it?

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(rabbit, nasty, island....Ibiza's)

"We have formed such a strong religion chip in this house"

Artificial Unintelligence

Didn't spot anything in the finale, only have one from BOTS:

Laura: "I was the first one to doom in here." (come)

Ain't that the truth.

Marcus B:
"HERE'S YEAM WILLIS!"
Good start.

Emma W:
"Sam. You and rhyme - we expected a lot of conflict."
Sam doesn't see eye to eye with matching syllables.

Jason (or Jayne?) wrt Andy:
"I would have leg today if it wasn't for him."
Andy is notorious for stealing limbs.

Emma W:
"Sir Andy has finished fourth."
...winning an automatic knighthood.

Emma W (to Andy wrt Jason):
"Did you ever question the visions he made?"
More cult activity.


BOTS

Rylan:
"You have found Jason your winner."
That was rather the reaction of most of the crowd.

Rylan to Evelyn:
"What 10 as a chief meant?"
That Evelyn was the best chief?

Rylan:
"Please be upstanding for Europe winner 2016."
Jason is the best BBUK winner in Europe.

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(Emma, Ryan, legged it again, so, decisions, crowned, what an achievement, your winner)

Blimey, no time to let the dust from BB17 settle – I'd like a chance to look back on the best oddities from the series and get a full list of housemates who only appeared at the bottom of the screen.

Still, a decent night for the classics...
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(James in voice montage)
"Men and women can never be equalled."
What an uplifting statement of humanism.

Biggins on his character:
"I don't like Belize."
It's not really a big tourist destination.

Saira:
"There is no subject that is to boom for me"
She may not get on with one of the other HMs.

?Frankie:
"When the Rafa tells me to do something I do it"
Someone's a big Nadal fan.

Marcus B:
"Frank Eagles ideal housemate would be Liza Minelli."
Good for Mr Eagles.

Marcus B:
"Ricky's worst habit is licking his bones."


If Ricky was to have a superpower...?
"...healing powers and to have flaws."
Some days I wish I could have flaws. Perfection is such a drag.

?Marnie:
"If you're being an Arsenal I'm going to tell you."
Football matters...

Emma to Marnie:
"Are we looking at another Geordie winger?"
...a lot.

?Marnie:
"Iron my God. I love it."
Sacrilege

James:
"Dear road dear road dear"
James loves to travel.

Marcus B (wrt Steven Bear):
"He used to be a roof."
Plausible.

Marcus B (wrt Grant)
"He was once beaten by Ricky Jay Bays in a charity boxing match."
Who?

Grant:
"Mice to meet you."
Grant has brought pets.

Saira to Grant:
"Water or prosecute?"
Um, just water thanks.

Sam Fox and Emma:
"Is my mum air?"
"Is Sam's mum air?"
No.

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(equal, bullies, taboo, Big Brother, Frankie's, ??clicking his bones/joints??, claws, a**ehole, winner, OMG, dear oh dear, roofer, Ricky Gervais, nice, prosecco, here)

No idea why I said the live launch was on the 29th. Nevermind.
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Renée:
"It is bat to transfer it is pitted there."
Renée explains that her new buttocks were produced by mangling winged mammals. (I think we'd all guessed.)

BB to Biggins:
"Your feather housemates will not [be aware]"
...but the human ones all know.

Grant:
"Marnie from Geordie Shore is chatting with Grant bogey."


Lewis to Frankie:
"Behavioural soft cheeky boy."
Sounds like a diagnosis.

?Ricky:
"I like chicken job crazy."
"I like chicken gel crazy."
Those are my favourite sorts of crazy too.

BB to Biggins:
"The finger housemates suspect what is going on."
Beware the Finger Housemates!

Marcus B:
"What Biggins doesn't know is that the Casey Gibbs will actually grant immunity."
She'll be popular.

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(fat transfer...?put in there, ?fellow, Bovey, behave yourself, chicken jalfrezi, do you think your, that the kiss he gives)

Marcus B:
"Saira and money are getting to know each other."
Sralan must be proud.

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(Marnie)

Surreal

?Lewis:
"...[I'm always] going out bruising [and stuff]."


Saira:
"Morning what have you been doing this morning."
Having exhausted housemates, Saira starts to interrogate periods of time.

Marcus B:
"Coming up... news for big gins."
Excellent nickname.

Marnie? or Bear?:
"A hole pass is like..."
I think we can guess.

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(boozing, Marnie what have..., Biggins, a hall pass)

Getting out of date here...
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?Heavy D:
"I have hard nips because I am always money."
He's smuggling a few pound coins in there.

?Saira:
"I don't want you to think I bear judges."
Saira does not give piggybacks to members of the judiciary. OK?

?Katie:
"Clee Wee you look a lot like Amy White House."


?Saira wrt Grant:
"He took the side of money."
Far too many people do. (though not when it's in Heavy D's nipples)

Katie:
"My first nomination is going to be grand."
Good for you Katie.

Marcus B:
"Coming up Lewis and Marnie sale the deal."
Star or Express?

.

(horny, grudges, Chloe...Winehouse, Marnie, Grant, seal)

I rather like some of these. Especially the second from last.
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Saira (voice montage):
"What a decade."
...and we're only halfway through.

?Lewis:
"{James and Saira are} used to living in a world where away goals."
Football crazy those two

?Bear (to Heavy D wrt Chloe):
"I think she phoned you."
More phones in the house.

"Lewis has his bets on the side"
Those pretentious ads obviously work for some people.

Marcus B:
"Barney has a question for Saira"
Who?

Marcus B:
"Beer is in the Diary Room"
Pay no attention folks, it's just the beer talking.

(to Bear)
"You and Rennie have got a thing."
Maybe it's stomach pains causing him to be such an a***

Marnie:
"None of you know what that lard is capable of."
Heavy D?

Heavy D:
"BROOM!"
Heavy D enthusiastically demands cleaning utensils.

Marcus B:
"Marnie and Bear are clearing the ear."
Ew.

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(d***head, their way goes, fancied, bit, Marnie, Bear, Renée, lad, BOOM, air)

Marcus B:
"[Artificials have] their own recharging Zola."
An everlasting footballer! For footie-crazy Saira no doubt.

?Saira to Lewis
"Are you worried about what happens to money if you're not in there?"
Burglaries always happen during holiday time.

What Heavy D wants in his sandwich:
"Peanut butter, but wait for the toes to go cold."


BB to Saira:
"How many answers are there in a pound?"
Deep.

Lewis:
"Boston for a wee."
Surely there's a toilet nearer than that?

Marnie (to Grant wrt her hair):
"Russia, play with it."
G-Bo has a new nickname.

Chloe wrt HD:
"[The way you've] been towards me Alaska but couple of days."
Chloe thinks Heavy has been frosty with her?

Saira:
"You put bleach in when you suck."
No Saira, that's really not a good idea

Biggins:
"Can you wipe my bomb?"
Sounds dangerous...

Heavy D:
"Someone has vandalised Mike Baird"
Poor Mike.

Renée (wrt Bear):
"My French is not with him my alliance is here in this bed"
Renée gives up on the idea of Frenching Bear.

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(zone, Marnie, toast, ounces, I'm busting, brush it, the last couple of days, soak [clothes], bum, my bed, friendship)

I'm looking but not catching much. There was one from a couple of days back:

Bear: "That is pull shot." (bullsh*t)

Bear tries out for Test Match Special.

We thought we had problems....

http://thechive.com/2016/08/03/bbc-a...=azizsubtitles

I can't see him making much of a cricketer – though that throwing arm might be good for a couple of run outs.

For one thing he clearly can't handle bouncers.


Excellent.

"I just think he's shellfish."
There's some suspicion that some of the housemates are molluscs (or possibly crustaceans)...

Bear to Chloe:
"Are you buzzy?"
"I'm buzzy sitting."
...or bees...

Sam:
"I don't think the hums should take the piss too much."
...or somethings that hums.

Heavy D:
"Don't take the tests mate. Seriously. Don't take the tests."
Heavy D has had bad experiences with tests.

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(selfish, busy, humans, piss)