Hls Aug. 7th

Frankie: "The mood in the House is cheaper." (chipper)
Of course it is, now the producers don't have to pay Biggins.


BOTS


A few from Sarah Powell (some sort of gossip columnist?)


"Sheep at a gorgeous photo on Instagram." (she put)
The herd mentality of social media....

"No-one can beat Megan Mulder." (McKenna)
She ain't no Fox!

"I'm so sorry, amen..." (Eamonn)
BOTS holding Holmes in too high a regard.


Rylan. "Speed up the Zamora view..." (speak to more of you)
I wouldn't bother signing him, Rylan. He's probably past his best: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Zamora

Catch up after time away at weekend...
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Chloe (explaining her snog with Bear to Saira):
"It was a day. It was a day babe."
Fairly weak excuse, Chloe. #Don't blame it on the sunshine...

Emma (on who's up for eviction):
"Grande and James Wilby"
Frankie Grande wasn't up.

Chloe:
"Everyone knows Bear is like the true."
Now that's devotion.

Heavy D:
"ROOM! ROOM!"
Heavy needs some space.

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(Dare, Grant and James will be..., the trouble causer, Boom!)

Lewis:
"This is the best experience of my live and I won't let that Margaret Linet."
Yeah, **** you Margaret.

Frankie noms:
"[Marnie has got together with Bear/Lewis] they have created a leak"
Well, you know these Geordie Shore types.

Ricky (on Bear):
"He is gusting in every sense of the word."


Sam:
"Are you sure there is cough E in there?"
Maybe if Aubrey's been near it.

James to Renée:
"Would Lord Dannatt do interviews still?"
James assumes Renée follows the career of the old general.
(it then corrected to "Would your diet do interviews.")

Lewis (reacting to nom announcement):
"Old, shipped."
Harsh for Saira.

Competition time:
"[You can do a bunch of stuff] or simply relax by the bull."
Um, that doesn't sound very relaxing to me.

Lewis to Heavy D:
"If you said plays I would give it to you."
Lewis loves it when people recite Shakespeare.

Heavy D (to Marnie):
"If you are weak intolerant why Kenya not just say so."
Kenya makes regular announcements about the weak and intolerant.

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(mug ruin it, clique, disgusting, coffee, would your dad not do, oh shit, pool, please, wheat intolerant...can you)

Hls Aug 10th

Only spotted one:

Saira: "Lewis and mannery." (Marnie)
To be fair, I wouldn't say she looks butch.

BOTS was a bit more forthcoming, starting with this cracker:

Laura: "I want the ground to sodomy upstairs." (swallow me up)
I find this anatomically difficult to visualize.

Bear: "Do you want Easterly Grey." (Earl)
Yes Bear, it's from India.

Rylan: "Lewis was the Alf pa male." (alpha)
Lewis to star in remake of Till Death Us Do Part.

?
"That is unhigh gee Nick."
Yeah Nick. Pick it up.

Saira:
"I'm not a William Hague character."
Somewhat outdated reference.

Saira:
"I wept with the flow."
You're not the only one.

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(unhygienic, ?weak, went)
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A fair bit of this was quite mysterious...
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Chloe (wrt Saira et al):
"[Like old women] looking through the quarter Anne."
Is that a Victorian euphemism?

?Saira (wrt Chloe):
"Shimmers quite serious jobs"
Not that many jobs you can shimmers seriously in.

?Saira:
"Liverpool that wasn't my greatest experience."


Frankie:
"We have shock pads attached to our agencies."
I'd be cross with my agency if they'd signed up for this show too.

Renée (wrt Bear)
"That boy would reach my house."
Is it difficult to get to?

??:
"Fat is prettiest unicorn I've ever seen."


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(curtain, she's giving him a ?lap dance/???? job, ?? [no idea, but Liverpool was mentioned a lot in that episode], a**es, roof, ???)

Sorry but I've just got to include this from the BBC Olympic coverage:

News: "...smashing the world Ron Howard." (record)

Happy Days indeed.

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Sam Fox:
"If you leave, Dave won."
Interesting logic.

Marcus B:
"RNA is explaining things to Aubrey."
Pre-biological chemicals have grown frustrated with the housemates' ignorance.

Chloe re Renée:
"...she's just an even woman."
Chloe is impressed with Renée's balanced character.

Sam wrt Renée:
"She's had enough mate, Terry Watt."
Terry is getting pretty tired of this s**t.

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(they've, Renée, evil, tell you what)

?Marcus B:
"...Samantha Power, Heavy D and..."
The respected author and diplomat was a surprise late entrant.

BB:
"Big other is sending you to jail."
Regular BB has given up.

Marcus B:
"Renée has cooked house for the lunch."
Sounds chewy. And mad.

?Marnie (picking task wheels to spin):
"Sober house is the money?"
You can save a lot of money on booze, it's true.

Emma W:
"So you have just over formats to save."
This format is always on the side.

(How does James feel about tonight?)
"If fiction, I feel sanguine about it."
Reality is the only thing to worry about.


BOTS
(wrt Bear)
"He was after Marnie and he just could not get hair."
Lewis does have the better 'do'.

Emma (wrt what Chloe couldn't eat):
"It was a jelly deal."
One of the more childish meal deals.

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(Samantha...?Bear, Big Brother, lunch for the house, so the house, four minutes, eviction, get her, jellied eel)

(Why Lewis would be best at the weights task)
"He does does trading left right and centre."
Lewis has built his muscles through daily dealing.

Lewis:
"I did two jurors for a minute and a half the other day."
Lewis's love life seems a bit quantity over quality.

Sam to Heavy:
"Do you have to make that nice"
Stop being nice Heavy. It's confusing.

Nom reason (of Renée?)
"She's been at the centre of many oddments"


(someone in the DR):
"The mood in the house Ike's Cabin the garden [is good]."
Everyone's always happy in Ike's Cabin.

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(training, ??gym circuits??, noise, arguments, excluding the garden)

(wrt Bear)
"As long as he stays out of MySpace, we're fine."
Housemates are surprising defensive about the outdated social network.

(what's being ordered on the shopping list):
"...healthy washrooms, broccoli"
Sounds expensive.

Aubrey:
"[I'm not having a go, I'm] merely telling you that Katie Spencer whole morning."
...and if you don't behave, Aubrey will bore you with what Ms Spencer did all day.

James:
"I'm nominating war breaks."
James is not a fan of ceasefires.

Marcus B:
"[the nominations are]...still on Bear and heavy deep's minds."
Colin is a committed philosopher, sharing Schopenhauer's pessimistic view of humanity.

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(out of my space, mushrooms, Katie spent her whole morning, Aubrey, Heavy D's)

Aubrey/Ricky:
"Your date will be filled with school activities."
Well who doesn't like that on a date?

Aubrey to Heavy D:
"Did you clean up the pan or is it in the Sikh?"
It's wrong to use religious minorities as waste disposal systems.

Marnie:
"I bet all-party talks which is the braver out of me and you..."
Marnie is brave enough to meet up with May, Corbyn and Farron at once. Are you?

Ricky on Bear:
"Even when he was drying to be disruptive..."
Did he leave the bread to get stale or something?

Marcus B:
"Lieu Hayes had enough."
My Hayes is not the only one.

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(day, sink, ???, trying, Lewis has had)

A couple more from the 15th:

? "Gross bollocks Texas the lot of you." (????????)
(NO idea about this one. Came before the title sequence.)

Lewis: "...then I'll have to Downing Street him." (disown???)
I guess that's a Gove-on-Johnson type scenario.

BOTS

Rylan: "It is beautiful, Jersey." (Josie)
That's Lauren you're thinking of, Rylan.

Yeah I thought I saw something like that, but like you no clue what it was about.
Very tempting to use it while storming out of a room to see the reaction.


It's for the all-party talks Marnie is hosting.


How are you finding this series btw? I'm wondering if I can be bothered to watch to the end of it.

Nearest I could see was "no disruptive behaviour" but it's a huge stretch.


I'm not finding it anywhere near as nasty as Perez-Hopkins but at the same time it's not going to live long in my memory.

My memories of Perez Hopkins are thankfully fading. I think you're probably right that this one is less nasty but it's not exactly fun.
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Aubrey (to Heavy):
"Learn the names of people who have careers bigger venue."
It's all about the stadium gigs.

Frankie on Renée being nommed:
"It has been very difficult for hoe."


Marnie:
"...some of the crazy ship I've done when I've been drunk."
You should never drink and navigate.

Aubrey (wrt Lewis):
"unicode goal?"
Aubrey gets technical.

Heavy D (interview):
"You nowhere time mean?"
Colin gets philosophical.

Emma to HD:
"You kind of freak grouped with Bear."
Weirdos.


BOTS:

Rylan:
"We are going! CEO after the break"
Rylan's been promoted.

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(bigger careers than you, her, crazy s**t, you know the girl, know what I, you know what I mean?, regrouped, see you all)

August 18

Narrator

Marnie has just World Cup

(Marnie has just woken up)

Hls 17th July

Bear to Lewis: "Just do Yukoner..." (you, and...)
Lewis the golddigger.

? "Widdall it baby." (wiggle)
As long as a good supply of Pampers is on hand.

Bear to the stripper: "Gok Wan, sunshine." (go on)
How to win BB naked.

Lewis:
"My first nomination will be semantic."
Straightforward would be better.

Marcus B:
"Samantha Stosur talking about Samantha."
You wouldn't think the Aussie tennis star would be watching.

Sam:
"They call me our Sam. I am their goal."
Probably how Sun-readers thought of you.

Lewis on Sam:
"If she left she would be better."
Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that...

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(Samantha, Samantha is talking about, girl, bitter)
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(HMs)
"It is Samantha's ma'am!"
Personal royalty or brothel-keeper?

Bear's ex:
"I am just so hot that you could do that to me and my family."
I don't think being less hot would have helped.

Pauly D to Aubrey:
"I misuse us much."
Oh dear.

Ricky's mate:
"It is yellow time. Be yellow."
Run Ricky! It's not worth it!

Marnie (listing items):
"...a clock and I'm Bella, a bike..."
Marnie picks an odd moment to reveal her true identity.

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(mum, hurt, miss you so much, ????, an umbrella)

(HMs see Ariana)
"Frankly, it's your sister!"
Just telling it like it is, Frankie.

(Emma explains how to vote)
"From a landline Cornwall the top number, from the mobile call a Tottenham."
I see.

Bear (on how things will be with himself and Renée):
"...no tension or witness."


(Renée's letter)
"I think Jen Mrs Youtube but I can't tell."
These beauty pageants are getting ever more obscure...

Marcus B:
"Samantha Stosur into Big Brother..."
Wow, she's not only watching, she's entered the show!

Aubrey:
"I used to give so many blow jobs and then my boyfriend said it's not like our walls."
If you technique is being negatively compared with a wall, you're doing something wrong.

Aubrey wrt eviction:
"Rob Lee the hardest that we've had."
Nobody messes with Rob Lee.

Emma:
"Lewis you are fit to be evicted."
He certainly is.

Emma to Lewis:
"User buys it was you."
That's how the voting works.

Lewis wrt Marnie:
"She gets a feud-users after her."
True. Bear reckoned he could kiss her and a feud-user is exactly what he is.

Emma to Lewis:
"Knight did you think you would go."
He's really not a knight in shining armour, Emma.

Emma:
"Night Edna if he is being sarcastic."
It's past your bedtime Edna.

There was something random about (Pakistan cricketer) Wahab Riaz too, but I missed it.

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(Frankie, from a landline call the top number from a mobile call the bottom one, weirdness, misses you too, ?Samantha's come to talk to, not like it was in the beginning, probably, fifth, are you surprised, a few ?geezers, ?now [or] right, now I don't know)

Oddly, I couldn't get subtitles for the highlights at all on the 20th, either on Ch5 or +1. Other programmes and channels seemed to be working. The first 10 mins of the 21st were out too. Bummer for anyone who actually relies on these.
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(to Marnie)
"Move your ars e-Bacc up."
With the GCSE results imminent, someone suggests Marnie might consider beefing up her qualifications.

Bear:
"It is on like Donkey Congress."
Bear expresses the view that an unpopular Republican presidential candidate may lead to an upswing in fortune for Democrats in both the US Senate and House of Representatives.

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(move your arse back up, like Donkey Kong)

Between Arsenal, Zola, away goals and the World Cup, football has been a bit of a theme in this series.

Welcome to the thread btw.

(opening sequence)
"You are a complete castle."
What a nice compliment.

?Aubrey:
"Foodies think is going to win?"
Get the gourmet view.

BB:
"Katie you are servants to be evicted?"
Housemaids presumably.

Emma:
"Ike's Pond Lane it to me."
That'll get you to Ike's garden cabin.

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(?a***hole, who do you think, seventh, explain it to me)

Aubrey (on how she'll cope with simmering tensions):
"I am going to eat my pastor."


Bear (on the other HM's attitudes to him):
"I think Rick is cruel."
That seems a little unfair.

Aubrey:
"I look good as Marc."
I think you look better as Aubrey.

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(pasta, cool, ??as well)
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Missed last night's HLs. Not sure how much of the final I'm going to bother with.