You have to pay to read the Sunday Times online and I wouldn't you lovely people to miss out on Nancy's words of wisdom so I'll post them here. It is a genuine column and I promise on my glitterball honour I will not make any of them up.

Dear nancy

I have fallen out with a friend over a man we both like. I love my boyfriend, but whenever I see this man I feel alive. My friend feels the same way. Whatever I do, I will hurt someone. What do you think?

Nancy says
Men love it when women fight but there's no reason to be competative here. Who wants to have just one man? It's Ok to share. Men are so simple and we get bored so quickly, one is just not enough. We need one man for emotion, one for practical support. One for fun, another for good sex. But it's going to be demanding and you have to be organised. I've never shared a man with a woman yet but I'm thinking of it. Men won't like it of course but we can educate them.

I don't know about you but I'm off to put this into practice and explain to Mr Kittles that he needs to share me with Pasha, Stuart Broad (as long as he's quiet), that bloke who fixes my computer and several cast members of Horrible Histories.

Brilliant!

Please keep posting her words of wisdom!

This is awesome.

It leaves you wondering which category Anton will fill

Butler

Amazing.
It's a shame they're funny about copyright, such spoilsports!

Please don't let it be last one! There is not enough brain bleach in the world to remove that image.

its every week - she only started last week but sadly I threw that one away but from here on in, they will all be here

Ha-Ha !
Never laughed so much in my life. ... Well I have but you get the picture!

"I've never shared a man with a woman yet"

Yes you have Nancy! *cough / Ulrika / Cough* Faria *cough*

It was just that you didn't have any say in the arrangement!

pmsl

Actually, I could kind of live with it. If, you know, absolutely necessary.

Based on the HH forum, you'll be sharing them with quite a few too (inc. me), but if Nancy says that's okay.....

I understand there is a queue for many of them but if Nancy says

in fact I may just use that as justification for everything "nancy says it's OK"