Celebs turn up -
Orange fake tan skin fest,
But fat legs.


Bruce not dead yet.
Upright if hanging on to Tess.
She gets paid.

This year, will there be
More of the annual abysmal dancing?
(Cough cough, Widdy)

5 7 5, peeps!

I can hardly wait
Sequins Glitter Bad Hair and
Hope that no one falls

5, 7, 5, you say?
I didn't learn that way
Oh well, they're still poems

Brendan looks dismayed
Why is that, one may well ask?
Clearly bloody Lulu.

Kristina explodes
Four series of no-hopers
Expectations low

Jason is better
Than she'd ever dared hope for
Decorum bye bye

Strictly Diva wars -
Currie chastises wardrobe
'More cleavage and thighs!'

Strictly Diva wars -
Nancy sends taxi packing
Wants blacked-out windows.

Strictly Diva wars -
'I'd rather dance with Pasha!'
That bloody Lulu.

I looked it up:
5,7,5 = number of syllables in each line is the current accepted version, but has differed in the past.


Welcome to any 3-liner alternative to:

Da deediddy dumdiddy dum
diddle dum deedy dumb deedy dum,
da dee deedy ouf
sat on a pouf
But fell down on getting the last rhyme right so spent hours and hours rewriting the whole thing till it got wuss 'n wuss.


exempli gratia -


Please tell him, someone:
"Nice to see you, to see you ...."
Aaaaargh! So obsolete!

Robbie's got Ola
Blonde haired, tanned and beautiful
Ola's not bad too.

Trainng has started
James will show him the red card
If he misbehaves