[Blondie X]

Originally Posted by Scottish_girl

It will be the Jordan contraception range. I'm surprised when one of the boy bands (JLS?) brought out their range of condoms she didnt jump on the band wagon then.

Didnt she also say once she was thinking about bringing out her own range of sex toys?

We did suggest on here once she started her own range of chasity belts. Someone even came up with a name 'Pwiceys Pwetty Pink Pussy Pwotectors'

[artlesschaos]

Originally Posted by Blondie X

We did suggest on here once she started her own range of chasity belts. Someone even came up with a name 'Pwiceys Pwetty Pink Pussy Pwotectors'

Haha! That thread was funny!

[Like an Onion]

Originally Posted by whydoiwatch

Sex toy range from a woman that seems completely sexless. What's next-- Patrick Stewart's hairbrush range? Alan Carr's guide to pulling the hottest women? Stephen Hawking's Riverdance DVD?

Pmsl

Originally Posted by Blondie X

We did suggest on here once she started her own range of chasity belts. Someone even came up with a name 'Pwiceys Pwetty Pink Pussy Pwotectors'

Mwahahaha

[goldiloks]

Originally Posted by whydoiwatch

Sex toy range from a woman that seems completely sexless. What's next-- Patrick Stewart's hairbrush range? Alan Carr's guide to pulling the hottest women? Stephen Hawking's Riverdance DVD?

This is really funny but do you know the sad thing is that if she promoted it people would buy it.

I recently saw people queing up overnight to get a chance to meet one direction promoting some tat. With the right marketing and promotion it seems even the most bizarre sells.

[Glenn A]

In an effort to save her flagging career and a lack of column space in the redtops, she's even launched a magazine about herself.

[AndyB2007]

Originally Posted by Glenn A

In an effort to save her flagging career and a lack of column space in the redtops, she's even launched a magazine about herself.

She must be the 4th overrated, overhyped, boring talentless celeb ever, behind Sarah Jessica Parker,Jackie Woodburne and the main winner, Cheryl Cole.

Just send them all to Siberia.

[Blondie X]

Originally Posted by goldiloks

This is really funny but do you know the sad thing is that if she promoted it people would buy it.

I recently saw people queing up overnight to get a chance to meet one direction promoting some tat. With the right marketing and promotion it seems even the most bizarre sells.

Like these for example

http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures...d-Products.jpg

[goldiloks]

Originally Posted by Blondie X

Like these for example

http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures...d-Products.jpg

Are they Peter Andres. Oh sorry I couldn't resist.

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by Blondie X

Like these for example

http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures...d-Products.jpg

OMG.

[artlesschaos]

Originally Posted by lexi22

OMG.

*thud*


That is a whole level of inappropriate that should not exist!

[Like an Onion]

Originally Posted by artlesschaos

*thud*


That is a whole level of inappropriate that should not exist!

I agree... in fact I thought it was a spoof.

[goldiloks]

Originally Posted by lexi22

OMG.

Do you know I have just realised the implication. Now I am double

[Blondie X]

Originally Posted by Like an Onion

I agree... in fact I thought it was a spoof.

I think it is a spoof. Well I bloody well hope so or else it's more than a bit wrong

[Essex Angel*]

Originally Posted by Essex Angel*

She’ll continue to knock out stuff for years. Wait for pink motability scooters and swarovski encrusted zimmer frames.

I think Katie reads digital spy

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...d-Zimmers.html

when
I get older I’ll launch a range
of pink mobility scooters and
crystal-encrusted Zimmers

[DiamondDoll]

Originally Posted by Essex Angel*

I think Katie reads digital spy

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...d-Zimmers.html

when
I get older I’ll launch a range
of pink mobility scooters and
crystal-encrusted Zimmers

Wow.

That's just about word for word EA.

You sure you're not on the pay-role?

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by Essex Angel*

I think Katie reads digital spy

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...d-Zimmers.html

when
I get older I’ll launch a range
of pink mobility scooters and
crystal-encrusted Zimmers

That is so stolen!!

Get in there, girl, and demand your cut!

[Fizgig]

Isn't her Sun column written by Sharon Hendry? More likely then that she reads DS.

[Essex Angel*]

Originally Posted by Fizgig

Isn't her Sun column written by Sharon Hendry? More likely then that she reads DS.

Yep that must be right, Sharon Hendry read my post last September, filed it for future use 6 months before the Sunday Sun launched, then wrote it 4 months later.

[DiamondDoll]

Originally Posted by Essex Angel*

Yep that must be right, Sharon Hendry read my post last September, filed it for future use 6 months before the Sunday Sun launched, then wrote it 4 months later.

Obvious, innit?

[Fizgig]

Originally Posted by Essex Angel*

Yep that must be right, Sharon Hendry read my post last September, filed it for future use 6 months before the Sunday Sun launched, then wrote it 4 months later.

Yeah that would be impossible! Much more likely to have been Katie Price appreciating your ideas & writing them down as business ventures.
She probably has loads of ideas off here in her filofax.

[Strathpeffer]

Hopefully retire to some uninhabited island somewhere and stay there

[Like an Onion]

Originally Posted by Glenn A

In an effort to save her flagging career and a lack of column space in the redtops, she's even launched a magazine about herself.

What happened to her magazine?.. I was hoping she would do another cooking column.

[fitnessqueen]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...d-Zimmers.html

That swimsuit she is modelling in the top photo is beyond disgusting!

[Saltydog1955]

Originally Posted by fitnessqueen

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...d-Zimmers.html

That swimsuit she is modelling in the top photo is beyond disgusting!

She's shapeless with no waist or hips at all and in that 'Paradise' swimsuit she looks like a glittery sock with a stone of potatoes inside.

[fifitrixibelle]

OTE=Saltydog1955;59705971]She's shapeless with no waist or hips at all and in that 'Paradise' swimsuit she looks like a glittery sock with a stone of potatoes inside.[/quote]

Ewww, I usually just laugh at the desperado, and it was her boys frame that made her such a dead ringer without trying for the Freddie Mercury take she did, but she truly is increasingly gross, from the duck lips,mank extensions, grotesque veiny implants to the stubble, just yuk, yuk,yuk.

I'm not sure if she really thinks she's the bee's knees or just doesn't care that she is more and more of a freak show curiosity as long as she gets attention.