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Lyrically terrible songs?
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mushymanrob
20-09-2011
Originally Posted by Lewnaticc:
“Lady Gaga - Born This Way”

really?...
Zack06
20-09-2011
Originally Posted by 3 $pirit:
“Katy Perry - Peacock (horrendous)”

'I wanna see your peacock cock cock, your peacock cock cock'

Subtle
nightporter
21-09-2011
Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing

"Baby I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'…."

oven = lovin? lol, nice.
rors401
21-09-2011
The Wanted - lightning

A 7 year old could have written that
simbarro
21-09-2011
Haven't heard that
-Jade"
21-09-2011
Originally Posted by rors401:
“The Wanted - lightning

A 7 year old could have written that”

Actually, I think it's the first song of theirs I've heard which is pretty good lyrically.
embryo
21-09-2011
Natasha Bedingfield - I Want to Have Your Babies.
speedy_gonzales
21-09-2011
all saints -never ever

"A few questions that I need to know"

surely it should be "A few answers that I need to know"
Kyle123
21-09-2011
Originally Posted by peadar:
“Des're "Life"
Absolutely brutal lyrics”

That came on my local station yesterday, and I thought of this thread! (Forgot to come here until now though!)
Kyle123
21-09-2011
Posted it in a similar thread, but surely nothing is worse than.

All you ladies pop your p***y like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't quit
All you ladies pop your p***y like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't quit

Just do it now, do it good
Lick this p***y, just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this p***y, just like you should
My neck, my back
Lick my p***y, and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my p***y, and my crack!


EvKyle21
22-09-2011
Originally Posted by speedy_gonzales:
“all saints -never ever

"A few questions that I need to know"

surely it should be "A few answers that I need to know"”

HAHA, never realised that one before!
Zack06
22-09-2011
Originally Posted by Kyle123:
“Posted it in a similar thread, but surely nothing is worse than.

All you ladies pop your p***y like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't quit
All you ladies pop your p***y like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't quit

Just do it now, do it good
Lick this p***y, just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this p***y, just like you should
My neck, my back
Lick my p***y, and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my p***y, and my crack!


”

I love this song!
wellbeing
22-09-2011
Alicia Keys has some of the most dull lyrics.
Zack that vid is truly mind blowing... Excellent.

Originally Posted by Zack06:
“Lol this video makes me laugh. I still have no idea what the song is about ”

EmilyMay34
22-09-2011
Duck Sauce - 'Barbra Streisand' and 'The Big Bad Wolf'
I mean the title of the song is all they say in the song lol
D.W.M.U.S.I.C
23-09-2011
The lyrics of Matt Cardle's Run For Your Life are very bad, some seem very slap-dash and not completely fitted to the music.

Very poor writing from Gary Barlow!
lordo350
23-09-2011
Bruno Mars: The Lazy Song
Annoyingly catchy until you actually listen to what he's saying. A classic case of, "okay... what was he smokin?"
3 $pirit
23-09-2011
Lady Gaga - Telephone. Rhyming faster with faster with..... faster.
Black Eyed Peas - The Time. Just awful.

All-all these girls, they like my swagger
They callin’ me Mick Jagger
I be rollin’ like a Stone
Jet-setter, jet-lagger
We ain’t messin’ with no maggots
Messin’ with the baddest
Chicks in the club
Honey, what’s up?

wtf?

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who’s the baddest of them all?
Yeah, it’s gotta be the apl
I’m the mack daddy, y’all
Haters better step back
Ladies (don’t load your act)
I’m the party application
Rockin’ just like that
cnbcwatcher
23-09-2011
Right There - Nicole Scherzinger ft 50 Cent
Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd
Most BEP songs
Littlegreen42
23-09-2011
It girl has to be in the top 10 right?!
mimicole
23-09-2011
Originally Posted by lordo350:
“Bruno Mars: The Lazy Song
Annoyingly catchy until you actually listen to what he's saying. A classic case of, "okay... what was he smokin?"”

I agree.

One of the most annoying songs of 2011, in my opinion.

My Mum loves it though.

:sleep:
CAMERA OBSCURA
23-09-2011
I love the way she fills her clothes.
She looks just like them girls in vogue.
I love the way she plays it cool.
I think that she is beautiful.

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
x2

She's Pretty, a fitty
She's got a boyfriend though and thats a pitty.
She's flirty so flirty
And that kind of girl thats really dirty.

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
How we'll make it through this.
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know

I love the way she bites her lip
I love the way she shakes them hips.
I love the way she makes me drool.
I think that she is beautiful.

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
x2

A stunner, I want her
Was she this fit when she was 10 years younger?
Come see me discreatly.
She says shes got a trick or two to teach me.

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
How we'll make it through this. x3
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know

I think that you are lovely
x 7
I think that you are beautiful.

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
x2

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
How we'll make it through this. x5
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
grimtales1
23-09-2011
Originally Posted by Joy2286:
“Was just about to mention this

"I'm afraid of the dark, specially when I'm in a park"

"I don't wanna see a ghost,
that's a sight that I fear most,
rather have a piece of toast,
watch the evening news!"


Oh dear Lord!!! Don't think I've ever heard so much nonsense!”

WTF?
cnbcwatcher
23-09-2011
@CAMERA OBSCURA: Is that song She's So Lovely by Scouting For Girls? I can't stand it but I've heard the chorus in an advert I think.
mimicole
23-09-2011
Originally Posted by cnbcwatcher:
“@CAMERA OBSCURA: Is that song She's So Lovely by Scouting For Girls? I can't stand it but I've heard the chorus in an advert I think.”

Yes it is.
CAMERA OBSCURA
23-09-2011
Originally Posted by cnbcwatcher:
“@CAMERA OBSCURA: Is that song She's So Lovely by Scouting For Girls? I can't stand it but I've heard the chorus in an advert I think.”



Yes it is, probably one of the few songs that has no redeeming qualities musically or lyrically.

It really is music for little girls to dance to at weddings.
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