Could've been any one of Cowell, Cole or Osbourne. Like choosing between whether you want to break your left leg, right leg or both arms.
Marginally went for Cowell as he was the master of the panto cliche drivel and most of these shows have been marginally improved by him not being there.
That said, Osbourne & Cole could be phenomenally irritating.
Louis' a bit of a tit too.