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Old 25-10-2011, 20:31   #76
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probably misquoting this:

"i splash the f****g pot whenever I like"

teddyKGB (john malkovich) in Rounders
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Old 25-10-2011, 20:54   #77
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'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn' The timing of this line is amazing, such a great end to the film...
Ahem... it's NOT the last line of the film... that would be...

Scarlett: Tomorrow is another day.

My offering...

Girl to Mae West.... Goodness what lovely diamonds
Mae West... Goodness has nothing to do with it dearie...
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Old 26-10-2011, 00:07   #78
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Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
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Old 26-10-2011, 03:03   #79
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"The Durango '95 purred away real horrorshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, real country dark"

"Soylent Green is people... (gurgle)"
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Old 26-10-2011, 09:27   #80
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"That's no moon."

"That's a big twinkie."

"Step away from her you BITCH."
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Old 26-10-2011, 09:31   #81
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'Those aren't pillows"
I love that film
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Old 26-10-2011, 12:27   #82
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That's right. I killed your master... and now I'm gonna kill you too - with your own sword, no less. Which, in the very immediate future, will become... my sword. - Elle Driver, Kill Bill Vol. 2
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Old 26-10-2011, 12:28   #83
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Old 26-10-2011, 13:40   #84
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Ahem... it's NOT the last line of the film... that would be...

Scarlett: Tomorrow is another day.

My offering...

Girl to Mae West.... Goodness what lovely diamonds
Mae West... Goodness has nothing to do with it dearie...
I swear I remember that being the last line of the film, though I haven't seen the film in years so that probably explains why I can't properly remember the last scene
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Old 26-10-2011, 15:24   #85
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William 'Billy Bedlam' Bedford: You lost your mind?
Cyrus Grissom: According to my last psych evaluation, yes.
Con Air

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Young Frankenstein

Chico: Ah, that was the greatest shot I've ever seen.
Britt: The worst! I was aiming at the horse.
The Magnificent Seven

Rufus T. Firefly: Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did.
Duck Soup
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Old 26-10-2011, 16:30   #86
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pretty much any 80's/early 90's Schwarzenegger movie one-liner. But other than that I like this quote from I Heart Huckabees:

Albert Markovski: Mother****ing cocksucker mother****ing shit ****er what am I doing? What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. I'm doing the best that I can. I know that's all I can ask of myself. Is that good enough? Is my work doing any good? Is anybody paying attention? Is it hopeless to try and change things? The African guy is a sign, right? Because if he isn't, than nothing in this world makes any sense to me. I'm ****ed! Maybe I should quit. Don't quit! Maybe I should just ****ing quit. Don't ****ing quit! I don't know what the **** I'm supposed to ****ing do anymore! ****er! **** shit!
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Old 27-10-2011, 11:53   #87
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From when Steve Martin used to be funny:

Neal: You can start by wiping that f**king dumb-ass smile off your rosey, f**king, cheeks! And you can give me a f**king automobile: a f**king Datsun, a f**king Toyota, a f**king Mustang, a f**king Buick! Four f**king wheels and a seat!

Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f**king nowhere with f**king keys to a f**king car that isn't f**king there. And I really didn't care to f**king walk, down a f**king highway, and across a f**king runway to get back here to have you smile in my f**king face. I want a f**king car RIGHT F**KING NOW!
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Old 27-10-2011, 12:58   #88
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"Don't call me Shirley" - Airplane
"F**K the napkin!" - Spinal Tap
" Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it." - Halloween
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Old 27-10-2011, 14:53   #89
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[quote=Eddie Badger;53952647]William 'Billy Bedlam'

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Young Frankenstein


QUOTE]

"that goes without saying"

hilarious - loads of other quotes. did you know they had all the equipment from the original film

"walk this way"

"were wolf"

"what hump?"

"what knockers"

"i'm able to express myself with a little more sophistication" (I think)

"goodnight, frau blucher"

"hop off the trolley" ... "nice hopping"

"my name is fronk en steen"

"4 or 5 quick ones, then off with the lads" (I think)

"could be worse ... could be raining"

etc etc
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Old 27-10-2011, 15:28   #90
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if it bleeds, we can kill it

let off some steam bennet

we're on an express elevator to hell, goin down!

stop you're grinnin' an drop you're linen…

say hello to my boom stick

groovy!

the way i see it you're in charge of two things, jack and sh*t and jack just left town!

now listen up you primative screwheads!
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Old 27-10-2011, 22:12   #91
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"Then you should know that it was Mrs Voorhess who was the original killer.Jason didn't show up till the sequel. lucky for you there's a bonus round But poor steve... he's out!"


"Tea tastes like Almonds."

"must be the Almond cookies."
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Old 27-10-2011, 22:34   #92
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"We each owe a death. There are no exceptions. But, oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so long."

"Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo"
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Old 27-10-2011, 22:44   #93
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Old 27-10-2011, 22:49   #94
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"Tea tastes like Almonds."

"must be the Almond cookies."
Martin Sheen & Jodie Foster
'The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane'
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Old 27-10-2011, 23:07   #95
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Heeeeeaaarrrrrrrrrrsssssssss Johhnnnyyyyyy
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Old 27-10-2011, 23:14   #96
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Frodo: "It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance!"

Gandalf: "Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo?
Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise can not see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or evil before this is over.
The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many."

Frodo: "I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."

Gandalf: "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, in which case you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."
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Old 27-10-2011, 23:18   #97
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I was only boning you to get to Mary.

Pat Healy: I work with retards.
Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
Pat Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.
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Old 27-10-2011, 23:30   #98
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Martin Sheen & Jodie Foster
'The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane'
indeed.
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Old 27-10-2011, 23:31   #99
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I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.
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Old 27-10-2011, 23:42   #100
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His face hurts, and where are his glasses? he can't see without his glasses on, put his glasses on. put on his glasses.

it gets to me every time.
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