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probably misquoting this:
"i splash the f****g pot whenever I like" teddyKGB (john malkovich) in Rounders |
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Scarlett: Tomorrow is another day. My offering... Girl to Mae West.... Goodness what lovely diamonds Mae West... Goodness has nothing to do with it dearie...
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Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
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"The Durango '95 purred away real horrorshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, real country dark"
![]() "Soylent Green is people... (gurgle)" |
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"That's no moon."
"That's a big twinkie." "Step away from her you BITCH." |
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That's right. I killed your master... and now I'm gonna kill you too - with your own sword, no less. Which, in the very immediate future, will become... my sword. - Elle Driver, Kill Bill Vol. 2
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"Sally Dibbs, Dibbs Sally"
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William 'Billy Bedlam' Bedford: You lost your mind?
Cyrus Grissom: According to my last psych evaluation, yes. Con Air Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged. Inga: In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly. Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker. Young Frankenstein Chico: Ah, that was the greatest shot I've ever seen. Britt: The worst! I was aiming at the horse. The Magnificent Seven Rufus T. Firefly: Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did. Duck Soup |
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pretty much any 80's/early 90's Schwarzenegger movie one-liner. But other than that I like this quote from I Heart Huckabees:
Albert Markovski: Mother****ing cocksucker mother****ing shit ****er what am I doing? What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. I'm doing the best that I can. I know that's all I can ask of myself. Is that good enough? Is my work doing any good? Is anybody paying attention? Is it hopeless to try and change things? The African guy is a sign, right? Because if he isn't, than nothing in this world makes any sense to me. I'm ****ed! Maybe I should quit. Don't quit! Maybe I should just ****ing quit. Don't ****ing quit! I don't know what the **** I'm supposed to ****ing do anymore! ****er! **** shit! |
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From when Steve Martin used to be funny:
Neal: You can start by wiping that f**king dumb-ass smile off your rosey, f**king, cheeks! And you can give me a f**king automobile: a f**king Datsun, a f**king Toyota, a f**king Mustang, a f**king Buick! Four f**king wheels and a seat! Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f**king nowhere with f**king keys to a f**king car that isn't f**king there. And I really didn't care to f**king walk, down a f**king highway, and across a f**king runway to get back here to have you smile in my f**king face. I want a f**king car RIGHT F**KING NOW! |
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"Don't call me Shirley" - Airplane
"F**K the napkin!" - Spinal Tap " Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it." - Halloween |
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[quote=Eddie Badger;53952647]William 'Billy Bedlam'
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged. Inga: In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly. Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker. Young Frankenstein QUOTE] "that goes without saying" hilarious - loads of other quotes. did you know they had all the equipment from the original film "walk this way" "were wolf" "what hump?" "what knockers" "i'm able to express myself with a little more sophistication" (I think) "goodnight, frau blucher" "hop off the trolley" ... "nice hopping" "my name is fronk en steen" "4 or 5 quick ones, then off with the lads" (I think) "could be worse ... could be raining" etc etc |
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if it bleeds, we can kill it
let off some steam bennet we're on an express elevator to hell, goin down! stop you're grinnin' an drop you're linen… say hello to my boom stick groovy! the way i see it you're in charge of two things, jack and sh*t and jack just left town! now listen up you primative screwheads! |
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"Then you should know that it was Mrs Voorhess who was the original killer.Jason didn't show up till the sequel. lucky for you there's a bonus round But poor steve... he's out!"
"Tea tastes like Almonds." "must be the Almond cookies." |
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"We each owe a death. There are no exceptions. But, oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so long."
"Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo" |
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You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! - The Italian job.
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Heeeeeaaarrrrrrrrrrsssssssss Johhnnnyyyyyy
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Frodo: "It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance!"
Gandalf: "Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise can not see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or evil before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many." Frodo: "I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened." Gandalf: "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, in which case you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought." |
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I was only boning you to get to Mary.
Pat Healy: I work with retards. Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect? Pat Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with. |
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I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.
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His face hurts, and where are his glasses? he can't see without his glasses on, put his glasses on. put on his glasses.
it gets to me every time. |
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