Originally Posted by lorraine xxx:
“Thanks Pickles xxx
Just reading back my post it sounds like I was quoting from the Bible with all this John and Luke
all we need now is a Matthew and a Mark and we've got the full set 

Question of the day
Why is it that when I order a pair of 31'' Jeans they are too long and I've now got to take them up but when I order a pair of 29'' trousers it looks like my trousers have had an argument with my shoes

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“Thanks Pickles xxx
Just reading back my post it sounds like I was quoting from the Bible with all this John and Luke
all we need now is a Matthew and a Mark and we've got the full set 

Question of the day
Why is it that when I order a pair of 31'' Jeans they are too long and I've now got to take them up but when I order a pair of 29'' trousers it looks like my trousers have had an argument with my shoes


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LOL Well, there you have it! A typical Spew post






Not usually into torsos but ... nice one, Josie. 

Hope the sick bay peeps are feeling a lot better today. Here's some coffee, tea, water, fresh cream cakes, crisps, biscuits, indegestion tablets, paracetamol, ibruprofen and wheat bags for you all to pass round the thread