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Old 28-09-2011, 17:07
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Old 28-09-2011, 20:43
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This bit was funny too:

"Andy f**king Gray is having his phone hacked and not me?' That's the final insult. I must have infinitely more interesting phone messages than Andy Gray."
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Old 28-09-2011, 20:53
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Old 28-09-2011, 21:11
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"We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world."

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Old 28-09-2011, 22:55
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Love Noel, his interview on the whole Jay-z thing was also amazing (see what I did there)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vavA4NUKpy8
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Old 29-09-2011, 03:45
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This bit was funny too:

"Andy f**king Gray is having his phone hacked and not me?' That's the final insult. I must have infinitely more interesting phone messages than Andy Gray."
He'd just say 'amazing', so it would be very boring.

They probably have hacked his phone, to find out the 'rock and roll arguments' between him and his bro, and then been sorely disappointed....they don't ring each other.

Just to add as an edit, it would be interesting to know how many of his most 'humorous' quotes have been him dissing Liam.
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Old 29-09-2011, 14:04
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"Liam is... like a man with a fork in a world of soup."
Possibly the most glorious quote I've ever read
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Old 29-09-2011, 14:18
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"I could walk out the hotel and probably stand in the middle of Broadway naked and everyone would go, 'Ah, who's he?'"

-Noel on fame in America


(after being sued by Coke) "Now we all drink Pepsi."


"Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot"
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Old 29-09-2011, 14:25
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Love Noel, his interview on the whole Jay-z thing was also amazing (see what I did there)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vavA4NUKpy8
That interview is totally AMAZING!
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