[Ricky_Leeds]

Originally Posted by GoCompareThis

Findaproperty.com - Sod off with the stupid fast rapping!

Kleenex - GOOD GRIEF, the latest Kleenex ad with the moist tissues has got to be one of the WORST ads of 2012 I have ever seen so far. We see an annoying girl trying out these wet tissues for the first time. WTF? Haven't you heard of WET WIPES?! The talking dog part makes me really cringe and the name is just stupid. POTATO? Really?! At the end of this horrible advert there is text at the bottom of the screen saying see more episodes on Facebook. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Why would anyone want to watch any more episodes of this rubbish? Why would anyone EVER visit their Facebook page?! This advert made me CRINGE all the way through. Were the people in the Kleenex advertising department on crack when they thought this would be a good idea for an advert? I want to beat the crap out of whoever thought this was a good idea! If I was in the shopping centre where this was filmed with the girl shouting about these tissues I would tell her to shut the hell up! An utterly TERRIBLE advert!

BIB: Talk about annoying! also what the hell does rapping have to do with finding a property? and who will visit that website after seeing such an awful ad?

[woot_whoo]

I don't know if this is a nationwide advert, but it's bloody unbearable - the POSTCODE LOTTERY. It is one of those cheap, nasty ads that looks like it was filmed on the street with a handheld camcorder, and it simply features a man with a Welsh accent so thick you could cut it with a butcher knife, and so annoying it makes the eardrums bleed. He encourages us to register our postcode, before screaming POSTCODE LOOOOOTTTTT'REEEEEEE at the top of his agony-inducing voice.

[hammerfan]

Originally Posted by grimtales1

Stupid Lurpak advert

Chop chop chop chopping
Dice dice dice dicing

Spreadable butter or whatever isnt quite the same as normal butter anyway

We saw this for the first time last night - my other half said bring back Douglas, we started getting quite nostalgic about the old adverts with him & his trombone. As annoying as they were, they were better than this!

[steven1977]

Findaproperty is one annoying advert all this austintacious rapping. Shitty advert im sure they nicked that line from somewhere.

Direct Line makes me not want to have car insurance with you when you treat the general public as if we're stupid!

We buy any car - Really what even a smashed up car?

[AJXX]

Findaproperty.com - Instant hatred.

J-Lo Fiat 500 - Listen love, just fork off back to where you sprang from, I don't give a flying toss if your "rock is shining bright" or not, just get off my TV screen before I start chucking rocks at you, not the shining kind either!

Heinz - I'm sick of hearing those fookers blowing on their soup, it makes me want to boil them to death in Heinz soup.

ChristianMingle.com - Yet another crappy dating website, this time one specially for god botherers. More concerning is how alarmingly close "ChristianMingle.com" is to "ChristianMinge.com".

Perle De Lait "Whats your secret" - Obviously the end result of paying a load of blokes down the pub to come up with an advert. What is her secret? Could it be that those yoghurts are just pots of cum? or perhaps she has a 10" dildo hidden somewhere, I mean they do go around her house looking for something and exclaim at the end "pleasure makes you beautiful" - Perhaps she works off that cheeky burger with a 2 hour session on her dildo

Halifax - Just give up for Christ sake, your radio station adverts where a national embarrassment and the latest ones with all the singing aren't much better, I mean, who the fork makes these adverts!

I love the Virgin Atlantic advert (and I'm sure you know, I don't often love any adverts), but they ruin it at the end when she says "Is that Linda?", after that it goes down hill rapidly as you await the non-existent punchline - If they where to cut that part out, then they'd have an excellent advert in my book.

[TracerTong]

Originally Posted by AJXX

ChristianMingle.com - Yet another crappy dating website, this time one specially for god botherers. More concerning is how alarmingly close "ChristianMingle.com" is to "ChristianMinge.com".

Why are all the dating site ads verging on the creepy! There's the uniform dating one too. cringeingly bad!

[grahamzxy]

Originally Posted by steven1977

If theirs one advert that gets to me its that Bloody water Aid advert.

Every 3 seconds a child dies. No it doesnt Kevin Whatley because if a child really did really die every 3 seconds come a week their would be none in. Infact instead of expecting the British Public why dont you yourself donate some of your money to them.

As we know there are 3600 seconds in an hour, so that would be 1200 children dying per hour, 28800 per day, 201600 per week, 10,540,800 this leap year alone. That is a very higher number if it is anyway accurate. I hope the ad pulls in a lot of donations - it is difficult to watch however.

[grahamzxy]

Originally Posted by tinkie

Did anyone see the andrex wet wipes, it is awful and went on and on

That advert was so bad, some things don't require advertising, stick it next to the toilet paper in store and people with buy it if they want to try it - even better stick a free sample pack on to the toilet paper packaging.

[Big Boy Barry]

Originally Posted by TracerTong

Why are all the dating site ads verging on the creepy! There's the uniform dating one too. cringeingly bad!

ChristianMinge.com

"Let the spirit of Christ fill you and make you Holy"

[TracerTong]

Originally Posted by Big Boy Barry

ChristianMinge.com

"Let the spirit of Christ fill you and make you Holy"

That is the only way I'm now seeing that websites name now.

[laineythenomad]

Originally Posted by Big Boy Barry

ChristianMinge.com

"Let the spirit of Christ fill you and make you Holy"

"The power of Christ compels you" :-D :-D

[grimtales1]

Originally Posted by AJXX

Findaproperty.com - Instant hatred.

J-Lo Fiat 500 - Listen love, just fork off back to where you sprang from, I don't give a flying toss if your "rock is shining bright" or not, just get off my TV screen before I start chucking rocks at you, not the shining kind either!

Heinz - I'm sick of hearing those fookers blowing on their soup, it makes me want to boil them to death in Heinz soup.

ChristianMingle.com - Yet another crappy dating website, this time one specially for god botherers. More concerning is how alarmingly close "ChristianMingle.com" is to "ChristianMinge.com".

Perle De Lait "Whats your secret" - Obviously the end result of paying a load of blokes down the pub to come up with an advert. What is her secret? Could it be that those yoghurts are just pots of cum? or perhaps she has a 10" dildo hidden somewhere, I mean they do go around her house looking for something and exclaim at the end "pleasure makes you beautiful" - Perhaps she works off that cheeky burger with a 2 hour session on her dildo

Halifax - Just give up for Christ sake, your radio station adverts where a national embarrassment and the latest ones with all the singing aren't much better, I mean, who the fork makes these adverts!

I love the Virgin Atlantic advert (and I'm sure you know, I don't often love any adverts), but they ruin it at the end when she says "Is that Linda?", after that it goes down hill rapidly as you await the non-existent punchline - If they where to cut that part out, then they'd have an excellent advert in my book.

LMAO at your thoughts on the Perle Du Lait advert
Agree about the Virgin Atlantic ad, its an excellent advert, very clever but could do without the line at the end.

[tinkie]

Originally Posted by grimtales1

LMAO at your thoughts on the Perle Du Lait advert
Agree about the Virgin Atlantic ad, its an excellent advert, very clever but could do without the line at the end.

I am also a fan of the Virgin Atlantic ad although I wish the bloke who is singing 'feeling good' wouldn't take great gulps before each line

I have just seen Colleen Nolan's Park advert 4 times in half an hour, yuk

[silversox]

"Perle De Lait "Whats your secret" - Obviously the end result of paying a load of blokes down the pub to come up with an advert. What is her secret? Could it be that those yoghurts are just pots of cum? or perhaps she has a 10" dildo hidden somewhere, I mean they do go around her house looking for something and exclaim at the end "pleasure makes you beautiful" - Perhaps she works off that cheeky burger with a 2 hour session on her dildo "

Love it!!!

I haven't seen it on TV yet but I noticed the Andrex toilet paper in Sainsbury's today - with "Sheer Butter"

Who wants to wipe their bum with sheer butter,
eh???

[GoCompareThis]

Originally Posted by tinkie

Did anyone see the andrex wet wipes, it is awful and went on and on

Oh, Andrex was what I meant not Kleenex. Still, it is a shit advert!

[eviled2010]

Originally Posted by laineythenomad

"The power of Christ compels you" :-D :-D

LOLOL

[nuttytigger]

Originally Posted by silversox

"Perle De Lait "Whats your secret" - Obviously the end result of paying a load of blokes down the pub to come up with an advert. What is her secret? Could it be that those yoghurts are just pots of cum? or perhaps she has a 10" dildo hidden somewhere, I mean they do go around her house looking for something and exclaim at the end "pleasure makes you beautiful" - Perhaps she works off that cheeky burger with a 2 hour session on her dildo "

Love it!!!

I haven't seen it on TV yet but I noticed the Andrex toilet paper in Sainsbury's today - with "Sheer Butter"

Who wants to wipe their bum with sheer butter,
eh???

Its Shea Butter and it makes the toilet roll a bit softer and with a scent to it,

[guernseysnail]

God that awful ad for bum wipes with Dawn Porter, what was she thinking when she agreed to do that, they seem to be called washlets, and she's a Guernsey girl...I'm embarrased.

[eviled2010]

Originally Posted by guernseysnail

God that awful ad for bum wipes with Dawn Porter, what was she thinking when she agreed to do that, they seem to be called washlets, and she's a Guernsey girl...I'm embarrased.

Hate that ad for the moist bog roll...keeps making me think of those "Juan Sheet" paper towels.

[Glengavel]

Originally Posted by grahamzxy

As we know there are 3600 seconds in an hour, so that would be 1200 children dying per hour, 28800 per day, 201600 per week, 10,540,800 this leap year alone. That is a very higher number if it is anyway accurate. I hope the ad pulls in a lot of donations - it is difficult to watch however.

The annual death rate is about 55,000,000, of which 37,000,000 deaths are age-related. That leaves 18,000,000, so I suppose it's not inconceivable that slightly more than half of that could be due to infant mortality.

[eXOBeX]

Originally Posted by steven1977

Findaproperty is one annoying Direct Line makes me not want to have car insurance with you when you treat the general public as if we're stupid!

Why the hell are they having a sale? My insurance expires in March, am I really going to insure my car with you today?

Originally Posted by steven1977

We buy any car - Really what even a smashed up car?

Renowned for offering a decent price on the website, then knocking a shitload off it when taken to your nearest Carcraft (yes, those bastards) for a check-over.
And yes, their ads are sodding annoying. webuyanycar? werobanyone more like.

[eXOBeX]

Originally Posted by silversox

The latest Tena lady ad. -

Have you noticed that the ladies in the Tena ads are always positively wetting themselves laughing? Subliminal advertising?

Originally Posted by sarahj1986

I saw Activia the other day....sod off Martine!!

Nice rack though. I would.

[soapfan_1973]

What was George Lucas thinking of giving permission for Yoda to be abused by Vodaphone like that

[linkinpark875]

Wonga loans awful

and another update of that terrible under dog accident advert.

[MsWilder11]

There's another one very similar to We Buy Any Car, in that it's got an annoying thumping techno beat and inane "lyrics" that go:

I wanna buy your house
I wanna, I wanna buy your house
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight nooowwwwwwwww!