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If We Crossed Jesus And Madonna, Would We Get Another Britney? |
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If We Crossed Jesus And Madonna, Would We Get Another Britney?
I truly think so. Britney is just Epic personified. So what if she doesn't sing? At least she doesn't sound like a dying donkey (*CouChristinaAguileragh*) or a Howling Monkey with strep throat (*CouBeyoncegh*).
BUT the prototype found drugs and McDonald's, so we need a new one. I pondered the solution for so long - well, about 5 minutes over the heavenly delicious Rogan Josh I made - and came up with this idea! We take Jesus' cells from that face-cloth, and take Madonna's cells from her old cheeks, and VOILA! A new Britney! Only this time, we won't make her crazy! ![]() Opinions? |
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I like Britney.
But I also like Christina, Madonna, Jesus and Beyonce, so I'm very offended by this post. |
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I like Britney.
But I also like Christina, Madonna, Jesus and Beyonce, so I'm very offended by this post.
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So what if she doesnt sing ????????????//
ehhhhhhh she is a singer , u mean sing live ?? britney sucks - madonna rules |
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But you agree with me that in theory, it would work?
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So what if she doesnt sing ????????????//
ehhhhhhh she is a singer , u mean sing live ?? britney sucks - madonna rules
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No. Rather than Jesus and Madonna, try Enrique Iglesias and Rachel Stevens.
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Lol. I really have to question the sanity of Britney fans.
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Christina is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Britney.
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Look, I don't know what to say.You were in Christina's appreciation thread posting little poems and now you're bashing her and apart from that you are talking about Jesus vs.popstars.Please tell me that you're just drunk because I thought you were well spoken and logical...before that...
And of course I can't seriously respond to the thread I'm sorry...
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Lol. I really have to question the sanity of Britney fans.
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Christina is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Britney.
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Look, I don't know what to say.You were in Christina's appreciation thread posting little poems and now you're bashing her and apart from that you are talking about Jesus vs.popstars.Please tell me that you're just drunk because I thought you were well spoken and logical...before that...
And of course I can't seriously respond to the thread I'm sorry...
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I am a likkle drunkies, but that's irrelevent. And I have forgiven Christina for her past sins in preperation for the arrival of her new album.
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To be honest, I think the only reason Christina suddenly got more hated in 2010 was because she crawled in one of her music videos and put her fingers in the shape of an "O" around her eyes.
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To be honest, I think the only reason Christina suddenly got more hated in 2010 was because she crawled in one of her music videos and put her fingers in the shape of an "O" around her eyes.
Anyway, the hate has started since 2000 when she won the Best New Artist Grammy instead of Brit.WIth 'Bionic' people just found a reason to have an outburst
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Dey see me trollin'.
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I'm sorry...
Anyway, the hate has started since 2000 when she won the Best New Artist Grammy instead of Brit.WIth 'Bionic' people just found a reason to have an outburst