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Old 02-10-2011, 23:20
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I truly think so. Britney is just Epic personified. So what if she doesn't sing? At least she doesn't sound like a dying donkey (*CouChristinaAguileragh*) or a Howling Monkey with strep throat (*CouBeyoncegh*).

BUT the prototype found drugs and McDonald's, so we need a new one.

I pondered the solution for so long - well, about 5 minutes over the heavenly delicious Rogan Josh I made - and came up with this idea!

We take Jesus' cells from that face-cloth, and take Madonna's cells from her old cheeks, and VOILA! A new Britney!

Only this time, we won't make her crazy!

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Old 02-10-2011, 23:29
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I like Britney.

But I also like Christina, Madonna, Jesus and Beyonce, so I'm very offended by this post.
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Old 02-10-2011, 23:31
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I like Britney.

But I also like Christina, Madonna, Jesus and Beyonce, so I'm very offended by this post.
But you agree with me that in theory, it would work?
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Old 02-10-2011, 23:32
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So what if she doesnt sing ????????????//

ehhhhhhh

she is a singer , u mean sing live ??

britney sucks - madonna rules
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Old 02-10-2011, 23:34
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But you agree with me that in theory, it would work?
No. Rather than Jesus and Madonna, try Enrique Iglesias and Rachel Stevens.
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Old 02-10-2011, 23:34
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So what if she doesnt sing ????????????//

ehhhhhhh

she is a singer , u mean sing live ??

britney sucks - madonna rules
The contradiction in that post is delicious. Miming didn't exactly hurt Madonna's career, did it?
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Old 02-10-2011, 23:36
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No. Rather than Jesus and Madonna, try Enrique Iglesias and Rachel Stevens.
Well that's silly. Enrique is Spanish (or something similar) and Rachel Stevens isn't mad enough. How would that work?
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Old 02-10-2011, 23:40
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Lol. I really have to question the sanity of Britney fans.
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Old 02-10-2011, 23:42
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Christina is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Britney.
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Old 02-10-2011, 23:46
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Look, I don't know what to say.You were in Christina's appreciation thread posting little poems and now you're bashing her and apart from that you are talking about Jesus vs.popstars.Please tell me that you're just drunk because I thought you were well spoken and logical...before that...

And of course I can't seriously respond to the thread I'm sorry...
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Old 02-10-2011, 23:46
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Lol. I really have to question the sanity of Britney fans.
And I really have to question the grasp of sarcasm and intelligence of Beyoncé stans, much like how you missed the point of the JT line in that Beyoncé thread.:sleep:
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Old 02-10-2011, 23:48
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Christina is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Britney.
Well, I do agree on some counts. Christina is an inspiration to all reality tv show singing competition contestants, something Britney would never be able to do seeing as her heavenly aura would just slay them as they walked onto the stage.
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Old 02-10-2011, 23:50
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Look, I don't know what to say.You were in Christina's appreciation thread posting little poems and now you're bashing her and apart from that you are talking about Jesus vs.popstars.Please tell me that you're just drunk because I thought you were well spoken and logical...before that...

And of course I can't seriously respond to the thread I'm sorry...
I am a likkle drunkies, but that's irrelevent. And I have forgiven Christina for her past sins in preperation for the arrival of her new album.
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Old 02-10-2011, 23:52
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I am a likkle drunkies, but that's irrelevent. And I have forgiven Christina for her past sins in preperation for the arrival of her new album.
To be honest, I think the only reason Christina suddenly got more hated in 2010 was because she crawled in one of her music videos and put her fingers in the shape of an "O" around her eyes.
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Old 02-10-2011, 23:55
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To be honest, I think the only reason Christina suddenly got more hated in 2010 was because she crawled in one of her music videos and put her fingers in the shape of an "O" around her eyes.
Really? I think it's because she made bad music, was unlikeable in interviews and did a crap "homage" to Madonna.
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Old 02-10-2011, 23:56
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To be honest, I think the only reason Christina suddenly got more hated in 2010 was because she crawled in one of her music videos and put her fingers in the shape of an "O" around her eyes.
Oh, it was MUCH more than that, but no more 'Bionic' conspiracy theories Anyway, the hate has started since 2000 when she won the Best New Artist Grammy instead of Brit.WIth 'Bionic' people just found a reason to have an outburst
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Old 03-10-2011, 00:15
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Dey see me trollin'.
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