The John James & Josie Appreciation Thread (Part 208)

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IRISHDREAMER

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by DeanaLou:
“Thank you.
I love this place..my husband thinks I have lost it and gave up on me a long while ago. I work here there and everywhere but when I am around, I will delurk more frequently.xx”

Thats what we want to hear

Originally Posted by cathy08:
“Joyce has asked me to thank you all for your good wishes and huggs. She's now off to bed :sleep:”

Night Joyce....... hope you feel better soon xxx

triplejfan79

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by cathy08:
“Joyce has asked me to thank you all for your good wishes and huggs. She's now off to bed :sleep:”

Thanks Cathy

Night night Joyce sleep well and hope to talk to you tomorrow

xxx

shemarchi

03-10-2011

Have you been lurking on here long?

Dont worry my whole family have given up on me.

cathy08

03-10-2011

Where's Wendy gone.

Is she out that back door again having a ciggy

IRISHDREAMER

03-10-2011

Rooted out you're first post Deana for Kay to add to her project, hope you don't mind.............

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showp...postcount=1567

Wendilums

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by CheekySAUCISSON:
“*Shortly after the alarm, Josie spills to Steve about something that has been ALARMING her -

JOSIE: I've been having really bad nightmares!
STEVE: About what?
JOSIE: Well loads of different things ..but whenever I have bad nightmares it means something bad's happening... They are trying to warn me of something I know that.

I share this with Josie, I am constantly plagued with terrible dreams often forewarning me of events .. which tend to come to pass which is really spooky to me.

*The tree of temptation gives the terribly disobedient Caoimhe and Shabby a ticking off (after rumbling Shabby)

*Some of the chimpanzees .. I mean, HM's are in the garden monkeying around .. well, muttering about monkeys.

BEN: (Kicks off the argument)They're vicious and they're ugly!!
JOHN: (Defensive)They are NOT! I love monkeys!
BEN: I want a wolf.
JOHN: (Supremely sarcastic)Yeah, cos they're not vicious (!)
BEN: But they're pretty.. monkeys are hideous with their bums out and penises hanging out!
JOHN: That's cos they don't wear pants! Like if we were naked, that's what we'd look like! (Ben blurts that he deems them to be 'like ill-trained people.') You don't believe we're some relation to monkeys?
BEN: Probably we are.. that's why I wouldn't want one hanging around.
JOHN: Alls you had to say was, 'I don't like monkeys' but NO .. 'I don't want a monkey slobbering around, jumping with their hideous arses hanging out and their balls going round. They're Hiiiiiideous!!!'
BEN: Also, how do you toilet train them? (Hopefully the chimpos wouldn't ask Johnno, he'd have them peeing sitting down and wiping from the 'wrong' direction)
JOSIE: (Jumps in to give her two cents)You've got to wipe their ass all the time!
BEN: But then it's like a baby substitute..
JOHN: Yeah, that's what you want, cos it doesn't talk!
SUNSHINE: (Shiny spiel) That's why they're a good substitute for a baby as they won't draw on a wall with make up.. monkey doesn't usually.
JOHN: (Cheers) Go Sunshine!

I hope Josie gets to visit Peanut, the monkey that a fan sponsored for John and Josie. I know she said not too long ago on twitter that she plans to. Monkeyworld makes me merry Bet he was so chuffed with the cutey chimp that Diane lovingly made and sent him. If you ever lurk here, the monkeys are marvellous!!

*Minxy Mario mischievously makes attempts to disrobe Josie by pulling her dress down -

JOSIE: (Shrieks) MARIO!!! I've gotta put my babbers away, I've gotta put my babbers away (as she had been sunbathing)

*John is waiting beside the Diary room dangling his legs in the air and sticking his heiny out (a la MONKEY!) When much to his chagrin Caoimhe is called in to receive her punishment. John huffs 'whaaaaaat?!!! WHY? I wanted to go in there!'

*Caoimhe is locked inside the small task room where she is subjected to a room full of Ben and Shabby pictures plastered over the walls. She is made to sit on a chair while the conversation Shabby and Ben had the previous day is played on a continuous loop

*Sunshine scares her fellow friends with her … it can't really be described as singing .. but she spoils Lady Gaga's 'paparazzi' and 'all that jazz' spectacularly!

*While Caoimhe is endures her exile the nominations are revealed. Shabby, Dave, Govan and Ben are the unlucky ones and must face the Save and replace task in the afternoon. Josie immediately comforts Govan but he is gnarls and gnashes 'No one better talk to me today!' Shabby has a fit of fury and turns the table over, demanding to know what has become of Caoimhe. John jumps and his legs spring up on to the sofa after the scare.

*John and Josie are sat together during the Save and replace task. The nominated HM's must try to scoot through the columns without knocking any over. Blundering Ben takes a bump off his bike before he's even off the roof. Josie laughs loudly watching Dave have a turn. Shabby makes it all the way through with ease and John's arm finds it's resting place upon Josie's. As Shabby is the successful victor she replaces herself with Mario (codename: Pasta) and he looks dreadfully devastated by her decision. John leans across Josie's boobs to rub Mario's mane of hair and puts an arm on him. (Any excuse to sidle closer to Josie's lovely lady lumps he was on it like SONIC, the saucy scallywag!) Sunshine too, rushes to Mario's side as he mourns and sends out invitations to his private (not-so) pity party which is not pretty!

*Ben, Sunshine, John and Mario meet in the bedroom. Sunshine believed it would be between her and John for the swap. John too, was convinced that he would be up in the first place. Mario still has a poopy in his tighty whitey, primark panties.

MARIO: (Laments) I've had to work so much harder than any of you to get my housemate status! I had to betray you all and because I don't act like a spoilt brat and get nominated.. I find myself nominated!!
JOHN: (Empathises)You don't deserve it mate.
MARIO: I'm not gonna be nice any more screw it!!

*Caoimhe clarifies what chilling horrors circumstances she had to contend and cope with.

JOSIE: What were you being punished for?
JOHN: Did they say it was a punishment? (When Caoimhe explains the extent of her punishment..)
JOSIE: I think that is punishment enough!

*Ben is bothered that he had spent the day 'saving John's bacon' and John wasn't even put up for eviction, yet he is! Ben bunny doesn't find it funny in the sliiiiightest!! Mario has a snivel at the sofa to a comforting Caoimhe.

*Shabby gets a tremendous thrill sitting on top of Josie in the garden .. by grabbing her chest! Josie scolds Shabs 'aaaah get off me, you dirty b---h!'

*Some of the señores and señoritas plan a talent show in the garden. John sits on one of the carousel horses wearing Nathan's blonde mullet wig!

JOHN: (Smartly suggests) Sunshine can be Lady Gaga! (Ife says Sunshine should impersonate her for 5 minutes) yEEEEEAH!
SUNSHINE: Someone else will have to sing! (Ife pulls the plug on this) I thought I could do it, til John said I couldn't!
JOHN: (Wisecracks) Yeah, you gotta let em know!!
SUNSHINE: I'm gonna wait until you start singing and come in and say, 'Oh God, I thought someone was swinging a cat against the wall.
JOHN: Yeah but the difference is when you know you can't sing.
SUNSHINE: (Near screams) I KNOW I can't sing!!
JOHN: (Delights in dastardly teasing) I don't know why you keep doing it then.
SUNSHINE: Do you really think I'm rubbish at singing?
JOHN: No, you're really funny to watch ..
SUNSHINE: No, you're not answering the question .. that's like you asking if I think you're good looking and me saying 'you're funny'
JOHN: If I'm out here, if I'm out here and you're in there singing .. absolute p—ser! (Sunshine is stony-faced and more stormy in appearance than sunshiney!) Ife politely asserts that Sunshine has her own individual style) Yeah, I'd definitely agree with that!

And that's a shortie and a sweetie .. as John and Josie weren't in this HL show a great deal and I have focused solely on their parts this time x x x”

Thank you Cheeky Chops.

DeanaLou

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by shemarchi:
“Have you been lurking on here long?

Dont worry my whole family have given up on me. ”

Swimming in the PP ocean. I have lurked through every white knuckle ride this thread has had..lol

IRISHDREAMER

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by cathy08:
“Where's Wendy gone.

Is she out that back door again having a ciggy ”

That would probably be a fairly accurate guess Cathy

DeanaLou

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by IRISHDREAMER:
“Rooted out you're first post Deana for Kay to add to her project, hope you don't mind.............

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showp...postcount=1567”

Not at all. Thank you.x

JJJ lover

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by IRISHDREAMER:
“Did Miss Marple give her conclusions through the medium of poetry ?????? ”

Writing poems means I can say what I want and people don't know which of it is truth and if any of it is in there to make the rhymes. There's method in my madness.

Originally Posted by DeanaLou:
“Oh to be Mystic Meg or Psychic Sally just for 10 minutes..”

Or to get each of them locked into individual cells - then question them - I'd get the truth - I'd run rings around them - even John!!!

kfb

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by cathy08:
“Not only lost looking students but stupid lecturers. Had a course organiser e-mail me today asking if I had the practical attendance for his course....

the first blooming practical isn't until next week aggggggghhhhh!!!!!!

Not a lot of hope for the students if the lecturers are like this”

Daughter at her uni turned up for first session, no lecturer, just a technician who said what she'd been told to say - take notes on a film they were about to watch - in the pitch dark. No lecturer to explain what would be happening or anything.

triplejfan79

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by kfb:
“Daughter at her uni turned up for first session, no lecturer, just a technician who said what she'd been told to say - take notes on a film they were about to watch - in the pitch dark. No lecturer to explain what would be happening or anything. ”

Thats awful Kay

cathy08

03-10-2011

Well your in the right place then as all our relatives think the same about us

JJJ lover

03-10-2011

Cheeky - loved it - keep up the good work!

Originally Posted by cathy08:
“Joyce has asked me to thank you all for your good wishes and huggs. She's now off to bed :sleep:”

Night Joyce

Wendilums

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by cathy08:
“Joyce has asked me to thank you all for your good wishes and huggs. She's now off to bed :sleep:”

Thanks Cathy - Joyce drink loads of water, speak tomorrow {{{ hugs and xxx }}}

DeanaLou

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by JJJ lover:
“Writing poems means I can say what I want and people don't know which of it is truth and if any of it is in there to make the rhymes. There's method in my madness.

Or to get each of them locked into individual cells - then question them - I'd get the truth - I'd run rings around them - even John!!!”

I don't think we would be too shocked when they revealed their secrets either...a few white lies I believe.

dollydaydream81

03-10-2011

Evening all

. Whats poppin? How do I find my first post?

. Can someone find it for me please!!

triplejfan79

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by cathy08:
“Well your in the right place then as all our relatives think the same about us ”

I agree

Wendilums

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by cathy08:
“Where's Wendy gone.

Is she out that back door again having a ciggy ”

* Runs back in *

Sowwy Cathy and in answer to your question - YES

Wendilums

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by IRISHDREAMER:
“That would probably be a fairly accurate guess Cathy ”

Oi oi oi - you know me better than I do

kfb

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by IRISHDREAMER:
“Rooted out you're first post Deana for Kay to add to her project, hope you don't mind.............

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showp...postcount=1567”

Hi Deana
Welcome to the thread
Is this really your first post. It's a great post. But you joined back in September and Lover didn't start posting till later.

Wendilums

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by dollydaydream81:
“Evening all . Whats poppin? How do I find my first post? . Can someone find it for me please!! x”

Kay - Irish help Dolly please

Evening Dolly

IRISHDREAMER

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by dollydaydream81:
“Evening all . Whats poppin? How do I find my first post? . Can someone find it for me please!! x”

Evening Dolly

1st post http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showp...postcount=1162

Wendilums

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by IRISHDREAMER:
“Evening Dolly

1st post http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showp...postcount=1162”

Cripes that was quick, I've only just asked you

DeanaLou

03-10-2011

Originally Posted by kfb:
“Hi Deana
Welcome to the thread
Is this really your first post. It's a great post. But you joined back in September and Lover didn't start posting till later.”

Hello Kay,
I joined last year with the intention to post but always seemed to be behind catching up so really did not post until a few months after the split. Skippy 123 was posting at the time as well and it was not long before they sadly seemed to disappear...

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