No, haters can't join in so there! If you don;t like Apple stuff then there's no need to read about it either
We will see iphone 4S announced today, not an iphone 5 (although this will technically be the fifth iphone released).
Expect (probably, maybe):
8MP Camera
A5 Processor - same as ipad 2
16gb for £399 unlocked, 32gb for £499 unlocked and £599 for 64gb unlocked
8gb iphone 4 for £299 unlocked
No new design apart from a slight change to the antenna around the edge (which will just be one of the balck lines missing)
ios5 feature Assistant (voice activation for most of ios5) to only run on new iphone 4s and ipad2
Release date to be 14 October 2011 in the States (we might be lucky and get it the same day, if not it will either be 21st or 28th October for the UK)
Ios5 will release within the week (Monday is suggested, but as of yet no final version of the software has been released to devs so that might not happen. Unless they announce the gold release of the beta being sent to devs immediately after the announcement)
Official Facebook ipad app
I also reckon we will see a true iphone 5 redesign in the spring. I predict from now on we will probably see new designs hitting in the spring with spec updates occuring in the autumn (there has to have been a good reason to delay the release of a mere spec update to the iphone 4. There is no way there have been any production issues with the 4S or there is anything in it that couldn't have released in July. This is a strategic delay to move release dates to two a year instead of having one slap bang in the middle).
Apart from the last bit (that's my guess entirely) all of the stuff I have said is out there on the web, I've just filtered out what I believe is the likely case and igonored the crap and put what I really want them to release aside.