From the vast universe of television and film, pick a quote and rate the one above you based on how much you like it.

This job would be great if it weren't for the ****ing customers! - Clerks.

6

"Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day" - Withnail And I

8

Jack Lemmon's character in drag removes his wig,

'I'm a girl, I'm a girl'

His elderly boyfriend at the wheel of the boat 'Well... nobody's perfect'

(Something like that anyway at the end of 'Some Like It Hot.')

9

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" - The Italian Job

7

"I aint got time to bleed" - Predator

9

"You should never say who's there, Don't you watch scary movies!? It's a death wish, you might as well come out here to investigate a strange noise or something!" - Scream

7


Get away from her you bitch !!!!

Aliens

7

"Don't mention ze war!" Fawlty Towers

8

'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn'

Casablanca

9

"Hi Gail...Gail swallows!" - Scary Movie.

8

"Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ!" - Sgt Howie as he's about to be burnt in The Wicker Man

9 - heart wrenching, especially with the pigs screaming in the background.

"Nice to see you, Kurgan. Who cuts your hair?"

"I am in disguise." - Highlander

Sorry I must have had a blonde moment (am blonde)as this isn't correct!

It's -

'I can never have children'

Osgood,'We can adopt some'

'You don't understand'
Whips his wig off and slaps Osgood on the shoulder
'I'm a man!'

Osgood, 'Well....nobody's perfect.'

8 for the previous one

"A Man's Gotta Do What A Man's Gotta Do" - Stagecoach

8

It wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast (King Kong)

8

I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain! - Trading Places

7

"To infinity....and beyond!!": Toy Story / Buzz Lightyear

10

'All you have to do is put your lips together and blow'
Lauren Bacall

8

"Woman Stanley. Woman" - Hilda Ogden

7

Hey, buddy, I'm not paying you to share your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing.

Well, I have a microphone and you don't, SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!!

(The Wedding Singer)

8

"You're gonna need a bigger boat" - Jaws

10.

"They must think the sun shines out of your arse, sonny!" - Life of Brian

8

"....Bond. James Bond." (Dr No first I think)

10

Good morning, and in case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

The Truman Show

7

"Sreaming! A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming."

Barbarella