Have Strictly's Costumes Shrunk? - As Widdy Would Say - "To Much Flesh!"

"Fashy or Too Fleshy?"

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/...or-too-fleshy-

The Daily Express has confirmed what we have been thinking for some time, watching Strictly Come Dancing now is like sitting in Raymonds Review Bar, they have even fixed a camera looking down on the stairs to catch a glimpse of the heaving fleshings as they try to bounce their way free.

The girls are dancing in leotards with scraps of fabric and are becoming increasingly close to being unfettered.

Its not confined to the girls either, we even have the ridiculous specticle of the guys in buttonless shirts and their topless posing, even Brendens trousers have shrunk.

Is it time to call a halt to the costume shrinkage before they all start dancing like Chelsee Healey in spangly bras and panties, poor Russell would have nowhere to fit all his sequines!

I think they're not showing ENOUGH flesh personally. Particularly the male pro's - I demand LESS clothes be worn. In fact, I may write to the BBC and suggest this.

The evil BBC has been spending too much of our money on inflated wages and gravy trains for too long. At last they are making cost-cutting measures. This will effectively halve the clothing bill for Strictly this year.

Are you using the royal we again Terry?

I applaud the evil BBC in its cost cutting measures now if the hairdressers and make up artists budgets can be cut we are on to a winner

Good move, it's quality not quantity.
Drop the D, A, E strings, but do keep the G string.

all the flesh on show is one of the main reasons i watch! that said, let's hope edwina keeps hers well under wraps.

Terry - you are Ann Widdecombe and I claim my 5 pounds

It's confirmed, Terry either works for The Sun or The Mail.

Less is more, as they say.


By the way, what are 'heaving fleshings'?

Oh, and Terry, please, never, ever use the word 'panties' (*shudders*) or people will start thinking you're a weirdo

start thinking

and yes the word is wrong

I'm waiting for the thread in about a months time "strictly costumes not enough heaving fleshings"

Hiya, soupy! I have to confess I rather like the phrase 'heaving fleshings try to bounce their way free'. I can just see the Doctor Who storyline, can't you?

Appreciate I'm in the minority, but I really hate that breast-cam on the stairs up to the Tess-Pit.

Shrinking dresses are fine, it's all part of dance styles/cultures and the glamour of Strictly, but that fixed camera staring straight at the cleavage is just a cheap tit-shot for the hell of it.

Hi peevster! Sounds more like a collection of villages in Somerset with nefarious goings-on .

'Murder in the Heaving Fleshings - Inspector Terry Investigates'

You mean the fixed cam that showed how Tess cozies up to the contestants after the dance before the scoring from the judges??? What would you expect to see then? Just voice overs of the contestants with Tess with Bruce doing the tap dance in the interim???

Doubt it. I expect Ann Widdecombe can spell and write without mangling the English language.

Yes Terry they have sunk to the lowest of low .Indeed they have ,I am voting for anyone in a full Victorian high collar floor lenght salsa outfit befitting of this age and era
In fact a burka for the samba and a Irish shawl for the cha cha cha should be compulsary

Christ, don't give WarDrobe ideas.

They could dicky the burka up with a bit of glitter and a feather boa .

'Raymond's Revue Bar'... Does that still exist? Is it the kind of place where one 'made an excuse and left'?

How can the male pro's show more flesh, they have already started going topless.

Ah, but you say TOPless, more flesh means the BOTTOM part must go as well.

Are you seriously suggesting that Anton should go out and buy a pair of those black dancing slacks with the two built in rear butt cheek windows.

You don't get it, dahling, when you don't wear ANYTHING underneath, you save all the £££. Budget cuts, every little helps, so say Tesco.

I think that some of the contestants may have already taken this to heart, judging by last weekend!

ah, Terry, when you designed Nancy's dress to cover up those naughty little Italian ankles, you should not have shot the boa. It was grazing so happily in its field, munching buttercups and daisies until you forced it into a new existence of tripping up Anton.

You see, dear W.U.M. that you are, the less material the dancers wear, the less problems they have with tripping up when performing their dance routines, particularly the more daring and audacious dances such as the Waltz!