Actually Catford, which I live gloriously near (I live in Forest Hill, which is pretty shitty, but sounds nicer), is the pikey capital of the Western World: the 'big cat' over the highstreet originally had a mouse in front of it (that's why it's swiping it's arm) but this came down in the hurricane back in the 80s. Well about six years ago, the council replaced it with a new mouse, but a day after it was put up, it got knocked down by kids and put at the bus stop, and when the council came to put it up again, the pikey kids stole the man's ladder.
It's like an 'Only Fools and Horses' breed of pikey.