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EE: Chav kids skiving of school...
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koantemplation
20-09-2004
what's the betting that their mother will end up in jail for letting them skiv of school (even tho she doesnt know)???
Garbage
20-09-2004
Question.. what's a chav? I'm Irish, so I haven't heard that one..
koantemplation
20-09-2004
Originally Posted by Garbage:
“Question.. what's a chav? I'm Irish, so I haven't heard that one..”

Google will answer your questions better than I could.
Garbage
20-09-2004
Lmao.. Oh right!
Jamfocus
20-09-2004
I think if they do, do the prison angle it will be quite good if they did it right.

O yeah and we also found out what those road works were about from the webcam a few weeks ago.
TheSarge
20-09-2004
I think that this far down souf the kids would be referred to as Pikey Scum and not chavs .
TheWalfordOne
20-09-2004
Well, yeah. If they had moved from Bromley and flahed their knock-off Burberry lined coats, then they'd be the Pikey family of the year.
imno12u
20-09-2004
Originally Posted by TheWalfordOne:
“Well, yeah. If they had moved from Bromley and flahed their knock-off Burberry lined coats, then they'd be the Pikey family of the year.”

Bromley-By-Bow or Bromley, 'Kent' (or London but trying to make their address seem posh)?
TheWalfordOne
20-09-2004
Oh, we're talking deep South London, Bromley Glades type Bromley here. Just the wrong side of Lewisham, which incidentally is the STD capital of northern Europe amongst teenage girls. Bromley, Kent is So full of Pikey's, I think they should build a big statue of Ian Lavender over the high-street, like the giant cat in Catford.

Pike, gettit.
boom boom!
imno12u
20-09-2004
Originally Posted by TheWalfordOne:
“Oh, we're talking deep South London, Bromley Glades type Bromley here. Just the wrong side of Lewisham, which incidentally is the STD capital of northern Europe amongst teenage girls. Bromley, Kent is So full of Pikey's, I think they should build a big statue of Ian Lavender over the high-street, like the giant cat in Catford.

Pike, gettit.
boom boom!”

LMAO.
Bromley is bad but Sutton is Chav heaven. They all walk around in Nikelson polo shirts and Mackenzie Hoodies with their hands down their trackuits while eyeing up the goods inside the grouped shops (phones 4u next to the Link next to carphone warehouse) and getting Pink maternity fleeces.
TheSarge
20-09-2004
Just the wrong side of Lewisham, which incidentally is the STD capital of northern Europe amongst teenage girls.

Thats the best piece of useless information i have heard all week.
koantemplation
20-09-2004
Originally Posted by TheSarge:
“Just the wrong side of Lewisham, which incidentally is the STD capital of northern Europe amongst teenage girls.

Thats the best piece of useless information i have heard all week.”

It's very usefull information if you ever go out with a girl from Lewisham and are thinking of not using a condom.
koantemplation
20-09-2004
P.s.

Wasnt that a crappy exit for Kat?? Not that she deserves any better.
I hate it when they have to write storylines quickly because an actor has done something in real life, same with Den Watts being written out for a while cuz wots his name got a big head.
lauralou
20-09-2004
lol this thread is hysterical! i agree though complete pikey kids...and they are annoying me already and they've only been aorund five minutes!
Bootlaces
20-09-2004
Originally Posted by TheSarge:
“Just the wrong side of Lewisham, which incidentally is the STD capital of northern Europe amongst teenage girls.

Thats the best piece of useless information i have heard all week.”

I think you'd been meaning Woolwich, Charlton or Plumstead. (Or maybe even all three!) All conicidently are down the road from me!

The amount of teen pregnancies are unusually high as well...

Safra
20-09-2004
Originally Posted by mrfreeze:
“Google will answer your questions better than I could.”

lol, funny! I can't stand them, known as scallie peasants by me lol.

I don't like this kind of storyline, children just bunking off from school and going round stealing! The dad doesn't even seem bothered either!
TheWalfordOne
20-09-2004
Actually Catford, which I live gloriously near (I live in Forest Hill, which is pretty shitty, but sounds nicer), is the pikey capital of the Western World: the 'big cat' over the highstreet originally had a mouse in front of it (that's why it's swiping it's arm) but this came down in the hurricane back in the 80s. Well about six years ago, the council replaced it with a new mouse, but a day after it was put up, it got knocked down by kids and put at the bus stop, and when the council came to put it up again, the pikey kids stole the man's ladder.

It's like an 'Only Fools and Horses' breed of pikey.
Bootlaces
20-09-2004
Originally Posted by TheWalfordOne:
“Actually Catford, which I live gloriously near (I live in Forest Hill, which is pretty shitty, but sounds nicer), is the pikey capital of the Western World: the 'big cat' over the highstreet originally had a mouse in front of it (that's why it's swiping it's arm) but this came down in the hurricane back in the 80s. Well about six years ago, the council replaced it with a new mouse, but a day after it was put up, it got knocked down by kids and put at the bus stop, and when the council came to put it up again, the pikey kids stole the man's ladder.

It's like an 'Only Fools and Horses' breed of pikey.”

Oh, Catford, yeah. I'm thinking the other side of Lewisham- I'm not really familiar with Catford, New Cross etc! I remember the black cat from when I was a kid though, it used to scare me!

Woolwich is pretty bad though...
Jumpy
21-09-2004
People people! Bexleyheath have started to have their fair share of them at the mo! I think they are all from Plumstead though as none live near me or my friends! Damn pikeys! Get rid!

Didn't know Bromley was so bad. If you are talking about the Glades though...well it is a shopping centre, where all the chavs meet for their daily discussion on how to be more pikeyfied!
Agent Krycek
21-09-2004
Originally Posted by TheWalfordOne:
“Oh, we're talking deep South London, Bromley Glades type Bromley here. Just the wrong side of Lewisham, which incidentally is the STD capital of northern Europe amongst teenage girls. Bromley, Kent is So full of Pikey's, I think they should build a big statue of Ian Lavender over the high-street, like the giant cat in Catford.

Pike, gettit.
boom boom!”

Oh I know it well, lived round there for a couple of years, moved *shiver* south of the river *shiver* for love, soon saw sense and am firmly ensconsed back in North London, where the sun always shines, the air is cleaner and the football teams are better!
TheWalfordOne
21-09-2004
Ooooh. You starting 'bout South of the River? well. We could take you lot in a fight, if things turn nasty. Remember, we've got the Brixton militia and the Bromley burberry brigade on our side.
Pushka
21-09-2004
...and don't forget about the Blackheath Blue-rinsers!
Truly scary in a competitive jumble-sale scenario...
Jumpy
21-09-2004
And the Bexleyheath....ermmm Bandits
mynameisnotfred
21-09-2004
At least it shows how EE have characters/storyline which is vaguely realistic and not OTT, for once!
SPL
21-09-2004
LMAO at this thread!!!
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