Originally Posted by BadKid95:
“I liked that episode though I doubt Shakira would have been hanging to see Connor get arrested, why get caught up in the business of nobodies? Ah yes, Madonna photoshoot that was gonna fail as the man with 101 dalmatian puppies crashed his van...RIP PUPS! All saved with the use of a warehouse of Body of Evidence videos”
Shakira should've just been like "My hips
DO lie" then dig a hole back to her chalet (or whatever) my shaking her ass.
I think Madonna turns up, sides with Wilhelmina to destroy Daniel (who is now making his own magazine), just for the lolz, and then Madonna falls in love with Ignacio and they live together for a while.
Next episode. Madonna hears Justin sing in the shower and asks for a duet with him to appeal to the younger audience. He goes "Madonna who?" and she takes out her botox syringe and stabs him repetedly in the throat. She then mourns the loss of one of her beloved gays. Next episode.
Wilhelmina and Madonna make a sex tape to 'Not Myself Tonight' and when it leaks online, Madonna is put back on top of the music world, as it should be.
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