Hey!!! Frankie!! Queen week this week!!

i was making a joke about the highlighted part of his comment, obviously! i wasn't being literal! the bit where he said "frankie has many fans on here".... he really doesn't!

Show us what.

We've seen his arse, his unpleasant personality, heard he cant sing, what exactly is left to show us?

Besides flopping his knob out I doubt theres much left, he has the depth of a puddle and the singing voice of a castrated rhino.

His only saviour tonight was the fact that he was up against tone deaf and the desperately tuneless in the sing off.

Had he been against the joke act Johnny, he would have been ludicrously embarrassed vocally.

And I'm pretty sure Mr Blonde is entirely aware of that.

I would say:

"Pick your own song next week, try singing instead of that monotone growling thing and try looking at the camera/audience once in a while"

If he does that, he may have a chance, but if not, he's toast.

That was really goddamn terrible. I actually physically cringed when he sang "ooh nah nah, what's my name?" He should never have made the lives.

Get ****ed!

You're not very familiar with Mr Blonde, are you?

Same here. And it was worrying that Gary said to Robbie that Frankie had raised the bar.

If Gary is being told what to do/say as some appear to think, then he needs to realise that it's him whose beginning to look a bit clueless.

My advice to Frankie would be this:

Leave your clothes hanging near a hot shower. That way, the creases will eventually fall out, and you can spend your time doing something else rather than slaving over an ironing board.

I'll have fries with that Big Mac.

Practicing your vocals?

Frankie....

Your appearance in our living room actually united our entire family this evening.

As soon as you began to 'sing'...we all stopped the insane, dysfunctional row we were having about the central heating settings, and rapidly became as warm as toast as we pelted our 64" plasma with rotten tomatoes..

[All from an average range of 8 feet....]

[Although mom did manage a really ferocious and accurate shot from the kitchen...right through the serving hatch...]

Keep up the good work Frankie....

Can I have a large fries with that please?

Bugger! Someone beat me to it!

Nothing beats a happy meal

James needs someone to lick his boots, Frankie. But you don't qualify.

I would say to Frankie
Go home have a bath and wash your hair, go through it with a nit comb, because there was a hell of a lot of scratching going on tonight

I would advise him to wear baggier jeans and to get a hair cut.

Gary can't pull the strings every week.

I'd tell him that I know a surefire way for him to get votes. Get his name down for I'm A Celebrity.

You need to step up your game

Boot yourself out of the competition so that i don't have to mute the tv everytime you are on it! Worst decision ever putting this plonker through, Gary should be ashamed of himself.

There's the door.

Bald's a good look. You should try it.

Go Home!