The Tess Daly 'Eehhh Cool' line/feeder to Brucie re Henry Winkler.
Someone so desperately unfunny trying to be funny with some too old and doddery to get what she was on about.

Anything involving Bruno - he has become a caricature of his old self. I used to find him funny and endearing, I now find him vulgar and cringeworthy.

Kudos on you for being able to pick out a single 'toe curling' moment from a show that was without doubt the most dismal and depressingly awful one I've seen since series 1, and If it hadn't been for Russell and Flavia making me smile, and Chelsee showing some promise, I'm sure I'd have spent the rest of saturday night on the phone to the Samaritans for hours on end...

"Wicked," was probably the butt-clenching nadir, for me.

Don't get me wrong, I don't want to see Brucie replaced with some identikit, bleached-tooth presenting clone... his cringesomeness is part and parcel of the whole ensemble, but still. Sometimes I just pull my jumper over my head and hum a bit until he's finished.

Would it be anathema to suggest he plays it mostly straight and just introduces the couples? Couldn't a good editor get in there and cherrypick a few decent jokes for him and keep him on the straight rails for the rest of it?

Anything involving Bruce and the autocue! But then it's also not just this Saturday, it's every Saturday!

Quote: 'Sometimes I just pull my jumper over my head and hum a bit until he's finished.'

Laughed out loud at this!!

Brucie screaming at (insert contestant's name) to "Look! Look!" at the standing ovation - which consists of 5 people in a corner standing up. Then frantically waving his arms at the audience to get two more rows to reluctantly get to their feet rather than leave everyone hanging.

Thats one of the best lines I have read for a long time.

I have felt like that about a fair few of the dancing celebs over the years.

Bruce doing his awful "There on their feet routine".

He gets ridicilously over-excited at the sight of three relatives in the front row giving them a standing O.

Anything said by the oh so genuine Tess

Everytime Bruce appeared on screen & opened his mouth.

I have to admit, Saturday's show was the first time Bruce actually got on my nerves. Normally I'm not at all bothered by him fluffing things up but it was just so glaringly bad this week.

Tess and Bruce at the beginning of each show with their unfunny jokes and both falling over the autocue. You wouldn't think they'd had all day to practice

Susan boyles ankles,
Susan boyles hands,
Susan boyles hair,
Susan boyle full stop.

What possessed them to book her!!!!

Nancy - she is the most toe curling moment every saturday night!

Nency mewling at Brucey "but you deednt come to my dressing room" repeatedly until he said "ok we've done that" irritably whilst Anton remained on chair.........

Bruce taking the Mick out of Chelsee with ' wicked ', and all the rest of his performance really.
Susan Boyle's faltering vocals

Lulu being dragged around the floor by Brendan in a huge layered dress so you could not see her dance movements and the judges telling her she had improved.....Hilarious!! Nancy is just awful, not funny just cringemaking. Her relationship with Anton is awful. Last year was wonderful with Anne and her crazy bizarre routines, flying etc. Nancy is just deluded. Holly and Armin seemed to dislike each other and it shows during their dance routines.

Everything involving Bruce.

I don't understand the need to replace him. It's already a done deal on the results show so why can't the do the same on the main show.

Oh God, yes - I think I'd airbrushed this out of my recollection.

My most toe-curling moment on Saturday night came about 90 minutes after the Strictly show had finished. Ravel's Bolero was playing on repeat on the ....

.....Oh, you mean THAT sort of toe-curling!

I'd like to say that Robin's wig was pretty embarrassing.

That really made my left eye twitch.

Tess to Chelsee: ´Come on, my little darling´ :yawn:

Jason D's repeated yell / snarl on the tango head turns...