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Old 18-10-2011, 00:47
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I guess it was only a matter of time



Ben and her Dad would have been 3rd cousins, making her his 3rd cousin once removed.

Very strange behaviour by Lola, I mean what girl wouldnt want to sleep with her "3rd cousin once removed" just so he experience sex with a woman, despite the fact they both know he is gay.

to use an overused expression, "what is Kirkwood thinking?"
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Old 18-10-2011, 00:56
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My god its like a really really REALLY bad fans fantasy fan fiction i seriously love EE but lately its heading down some really crap paths sadly.

also tyler sleeping with lauren FS another rubbish aswell
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Old 18-10-2011, 01:03
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PLAIN SICK!!!!!! Hate Brian Kirkwood for agreeing with this!!!!!!!!!
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Old 18-10-2011, 01:08
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You can marry your cousin.

Third cousin once removed is hardly a relation, and it's a soap.
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Old 18-10-2011, 01:11
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Lola.

I would.
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Old 18-10-2011, 01:20
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i think this is a good plot for ben and for him and lola to stay friends is a good idea as well
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Old 18-10-2011, 01:21
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I thought Ben was gay, not bisexual? Lola is a desperate cow.
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Old 18-10-2011, 01:22
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Get in there ben my son. Gay my arse
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Old 18-10-2011, 01:23
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even though i knew this already you couldve put spoilers in the title

she's a very distant relative so it doesnt really count. plus ben only does it to prove he's gay

also i dont think none of them know theyre actually relkated

but this is stupid seeing as the following week
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Get in there ben my son. Gay my arse
if you'd read the spoilers he knows for s ure after that he's gay
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Old 18-10-2011, 06:57
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I knew a guy who had known he was gay for some time, but his best friend, a straight guy said he should get with a girl, just to be sure. So he did. And in his own words: the minute i kissed her i was thinking to myself: right *name*, you really are gay.

He was 17 at that time. He didn't sleep with her and the girl only found out afterwards that she was a guinea pig.

So I can believe Ben and Lola. In real life they could have met thinking they were unrelated. Sex doesn't mean a thing to Lola. unfortunately, so yeah, this could happen. It's just because we KNOW about the family connection that makes it weird.

O, to stay true to form, at primary school there was this new boy with an unusual surname, which happened to be THE same as that of one of the girls. Their parents investigated and a similar distant relationship was discovered. If one of the steps between them would have been a woman, their surnames would have been different and they would have never known.

The guy checking if he was really gay and the new boy are, however, NOT the same person.
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Old 18-10-2011, 07:41
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LOL at all the facebook comments under the article!! new Ben is such a disaster that I see him being axed soon.
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Old 18-10-2011, 07:44
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damn, had hoped it wasnt true,

One swallow doesnt make a spring, the vast majority of gay men dont need to 'try' a woman out to make sure...
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Old 18-10-2011, 07:51
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damn, had hoped it wasnt true,

One swallow doesnt make a spring, the vast majority of gay men dont need to 'try' a woman out to make sure...
hes only 15 still a little boy
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Old 18-10-2011, 08:03
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My god, how ridiculous is
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Everybody seems to be sleeping with everybody, for no reason just so Kirkwood can have a "who is pregnant storyline"

I hope to god it's not Lauren or Lola, and if it has to be Kat then for it to be Alfie's. Although her having two children by different men is stupid.

So I'd rather see Mandy pregnant out of the four (if it has to be one of the four) but not by Jack or Ian as they're having like too many children anyway.

This storyline will ruin the characters even more when the one that is pregnant is revealed, unless they have an abortion/miscarriage.

GET RID OF BRYAN KIRKWOOD NOW
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Old 18-10-2011, 08:26
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hes only 15 still a little boy
not sure what this is meant to mean? that he is too young to know what he wants? i personally knew I was attracted to men at about 7 or 8 years old,

when u were 15 did u know if u liked boys or girls?

I think the storyline is insulting, especially with the other big gay storyline they did with Syed, not knowing if he wanted Christian or Amira....
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Old 18-10-2011, 08:30
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You can marry your cousin.

Third cousin once removed is hardly a relation, and it's a soap.

My mum and dad are first cousins, so I find the tone of this thread (and the remarks of cetain posters here) HIGHLY offensive.
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Old 18-10-2011, 08:50
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I`m giving up on EE - its been so bad for so long - imo the producer and scriptwriters are naff and they just write a load of piffle that a kid could write.
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Old 18-10-2011, 09:23
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My mum and dad are first cousins, so I find the tone of this thread (and the remarks of cetain posters here) HIGHLY offensive.
I'm so resisting the urge to crack a joke right now. Nnnnggg it hurts!

I love the title of this thread for some reason. EastEnders has always been pretty inbred for as long as I've been watching it. Couldn't they just have introduced a short-term girl character for Ben to shag if EE insist on this "Ben tries not to be gay" angle?

Or even better, have Abbie cheat on Jay with his "brother". That reminds me of something else that annoys me, remember when Billy and Jay were really close, like father and son? Then Phil started showing an interest, made him an adoptive Mitchell, now Jay and Billy hardly have any interaction at all any more. Gets on me tits, that.
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Old 18-10-2011, 09:42
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My mum and dad are first cousins, so I find the tone of this thread (and the remarks of cetain posters here) HIGHLY offensive.
Crikey Does it not seem strange that your parents are blood related? Also, having grown up in that particular situation, does that mean that you would do the same thing?

Please note, Im not trying to be rude, just strangely curious from an inside view so to speak
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Old 18-10-2011, 09:57
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Crikey Does it not seem strange that your parents are blood related? Also, having grown up in that particular situation, does that mean that you would do the same thing?

Please note, Im not trying to be rude, just strangely curious from an inside view so to speak
No, not really. The two grandfathers who were brothers were both dead by the time I was born anyway.

I'm an only child, and never had much contact with my cousins, as my parents were pretty much ostracised by the rest of the family.

Anyway, a relationship with my cousins could never have occurred as I am female and such cousins as I knew about were all female too !!!
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Old 18-10-2011, 10:03
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I would as well
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Old 18-10-2011, 10:03
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One word. Emmerdale.

It's allowed to happen there but when EE does it all hell breaks loose.
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Old 18-10-2011, 10:52
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The British Royal family have have had many cousins marrying each other.
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Old 18-10-2011, 10:56
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I never even thought of that when I read the article! Still though, third cousins once removed.....it's not that closely related. I don't even know any of my third cousins once removed!
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Old 18-10-2011, 10:59
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Why the turning Lauren into a little tart lately ...can't see it esp with worry over her mum ?such bad writing lately ..and Kat in the alley ..just plain wrong !Soon forgot her maternal obsession with Tommy then ? and keeping family together .
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