Please tell me if I was hearing things or did I actually hear Nancy during an interview say something to the effect of "You will have to buy the book to find out".

No you weren't hearing things she said that, must have been Fri. But not entirely sure if she was joking, but I believe it was along the lines of writting her experiences dancing with Anton in a book

That would be a work of fiction then?!

Almost certainly. I am sure it will be 99p in The Works bargain book bins within nanoseconds. Even then I wouldn't be tempted.

The woman looks like she'd need help holding her pen the right way round.

Bet it's a picture book.....full of pictures of herself. :yawn:

Surely you don't think she'd hold the pen herself? I expect one of her flunkeys will be made to listen to her dictate, with a translator helping out as required.

A PEN!

Nancy doesn't do pens darling.

Her book will be written thus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8yb32iX9O4

Brilliant! As I clicked the link and was directed to Google, I thought "could be something like those sketches from Little Britain, lying on the couch..." And that's what you were linking to!
12 Pages seems an ample amount for Nancy's life story .

Brilliant!

Hee hee. Perfect!

Excessive, one line hung around with Sven failed to dance with Anton.

The end

I think she would struggle with when and where she was born for a start!

Surely not.

Perhaps she'll tell us about when Sven was putting it about with Ulri-ka-ka-ka-ka and that other woman.

Dell'usional Diaries - Memoirs of a Nancy.

Fab title!

Something to put on the bonfire?

I think it will be a childrens book about a beautiful Italian penguin who longs to learn to dance, the title will be Crappy Feet

*snort*


Brilliant title

Ha brilliant! I'd buy that. I am more staggered by the fact that Tess has written a whole novel

Well they say we all have a book in us but I agree in Tess's case it must be a very short novel.

Actually Nancy "wrote" a book in 2007 called My Beautiful Game