If you have good fresh ingredients on top, surprisingly cheese may be left out! 500 per pizza without cheese is eminently possible. Well done.

You guys might see a lot of posts with my name appearing. I am trying to outdo the R2D2s that strike at around 1:30am, almost with clock-work precision.

I've been out and as is customary on a Friday I am now alcohol sozzled and feeling mellow. I now wonder whether I was not a little harsh on the guests on ITT earlier so I'm going to try to make amends.

First, Widdy: Well, what a transformation! Lovely new hairdo, svelte figure, smiling, sweet persona, talks out of her @rse, face like a bag of spanners (oops, sorry did I say that last bit out loud?) Seriously though, doesn't she look... not as bad as she did last series?

I'll try again.

That lovely talented man who wrote that iconic song about his gorgeous wife. What a joy he is to behold... upside down in a vat of boiling jam. Nope, sorry. Can't do it. He's an evil goblin who's plonked a mop on his head, dyed it black and then been at the straighteners. I can't look at him directly because I'll turn to stone, the world will end and I'll have nightmares for all eternity. I'm ready for my bullet to the head now Mr De Burgh.

I tried to watch ITT but Chris die Burgh appeared and I couldn't go through with it. Hid on twitter to find Bill Bailey asking what fresh hell was this. Fear them all. There will be an uprising of nanny-shagging goblins, sent from the flames and firey pits of the beyond.

Excellent work.


I love Bill ... and his distain of <him that must not be named> is just another layer on his awesomeness.

Have had horrible thought.
<HTMNBN> has new album out.
Strictly has album-peddlers on the results show regularly.
He won't be will he?

Not appreciating that due to all the bots "forum tools - mark forums read" are becoming my most common actions on here.................not much interesting apart from this thread!

Go and cause some mischief, that's what we do when we're twiddling our thumbs. But do you like enforced holidays to Bognor?

I think he has the same hairdresser as Paul McCartney, and I don't like him either.

Whilst at work today I shall be mainly watching episodes of The Big Bang Theory I've managed to miss

Sounds like a productive day!

Unappreciating getting face scrub gel into my eyes. I was going for smoother skin not smoother retinas! I think it's nature's way of protecting me from the FACES.

Dammit, I really should have poured the shower gel in my eyes this morning, shall have to rely on alcohol to protect me from THE FACES

Very productive day ahead, boss man was a complete a*** yesterday, so in revenge I'm doing sod all today - that'll learns him (and leave me loads to do Monday, the flaw in my plan is, indeed, the plan )

ETA: Sod it, BBT isn't on 4OD anymore - watches Black Books instead

No one else to pick up the slack then? The only downside at being the only one able to do your job is being the only one able to do your job.

Maybe that's why I slipped in the shower this morning (shouldn't have been dancing). Bang on the head + shampoo in eyes = no FACES, surely?

Oooh goody - R2D2 is back.

On MM - he reads this thread. He changed his spelling of Ann after I noted how odd it was that someone calling her wonderful couldn't spell her name properly.

In other words, talking about him here is still feeding the troll. Ignore, folks, ignore. That means in here too.

Oh, can't I tickle him occasionally? He's started to respond to my posts now that almost everybody else is ignoring him.

I must admit to being a bit hypocritical there - I just couldn't help but respond to something about Ann being self depreciating yesterday.

Unfortunately I've been sucked in.......I just couldn't resist!

I'll be good from now on.

Thank you so much for your comments on ITT. I've deleted all my Sky+ collection knowing I shall never have to watch them.

Joy!

SCD will be Sky +'d tonight too so I don't have to watch it. Will be buggering off to London soon to do ATango technique workshop and will probably down several cocktails afterwards. TV viewing not on my agenda

SCD can sling its hook until sometime tomorrow....

OY! That's not fair, if the rest of us have to suffer throught this pile of sh*te then so should you! Going out having fun! You have no stamina! I'm ashamed of you!

Nah, I'm just a jellus hatah, I'd rather be going with you.

I can't think of anything better than a crowd of DOTs hitting Covent Garden with me tonight and doing mad AT's all over the Piazza!

Please write lots of scathing stuff so that I can spend Sunday back here in Seagull Land laughing my socks off

Selfish cow that I am!

Blimey I cannot manage more than half a Pizza at just over 400 calories.

As for the WUMs they are (an ) anathema. I just wish everyone had them on ignore. Then they wouldn't be able to read the inane posts & respond. I do find it heartening that people seem to be ignoring what they say or not quoting their posts.

The desperate lurker! That does make me laugh.

I do wish everyone would ignore the drivel: It's the best way to push those posts down and out - and off the board, since - despite polite request - mods are not prepared to do anything about the problem

Perhaps we should send a polite PM to anyone appearing sensible who does respond.

I get more irritated by people who should know better and try engage them in a seemingly sensible conversation. You know who they are, take the p*ss or ignore them, don't try and give a sensibe response.

Gosh. Glad you have the time. Best of luck.