Would like to unappreciate having to shop for a new coat for my son after he got his winter one out and it was 3 sizes too small.

Am now about to start on the vino in preparation for Jason Fecking Donovan, 2 hours of drinking should be enough to blur the faces even if he is first on .

I unappreciate that I had to buy a new winter coat for my son too. He lost his at school 3 times this week. The first 2 times it turned up in lost property. The 3rd time, it was actually taken from his peg on thursday and hadn't turned up by end of school yesterday. I think that it's one of the boys that makes fun of his speech and dyspraxia but I don't have any proof. Bet bloody Lulu put them up to it

But that's quite funny because they generally get ignored on those threads too and all the while, they're bumping the anti-threads themselves

Actually, I have to agree, she looked very good and way better than when she was an MP. Still talks utter b*ll*cks though.


I loved the Faces, until Rod Stewart spoilt it all.

Worse than getting face scrub in your eyes is when you accidentally flick toothpaste in your eye by forgetting to turn off your toothbrush. That REALLY hurts.


Doesn't Len look different?

Ouch! Never had that happen to me, but then I use an old-fashioned toothbrush.


I love the work he has had done, good surgeon.

The answer is glasses. A pain to wear but they do protect your peepers.

Unappreciate that yet another "best dance ever" thread has sprung up. I know we have them every year but I don't remember quite so many in so many different sparkly costumes.

Now I have often posted on such a thread but please, pray tell me, what is the point of calling your thread "Best Dance ever" and proceeding to list about 203 of the sodding things and encouraging others to do the same? Surely your thread should be entitled - "List every dance you didn't think was complete pants".

yours sincerely,
A. Completepedant

That would be a remarkably short list.

Have a slightly upset stomach, but need to start on the vodka to save me from the FACES - ugggg, suppose I'll just have to power through

Why deid they announce 'Tonight its ballroom or Latin' - it's that ever flipping show

Why is Tess wearing a drunk venn diagram

Wtf is Toss wearing?????

I kinda like the dress, not sure about the bling

Oh look Natalie's cleavage is here

The FACES!!!! They're coming!!!

*Will not fancy Robbie again, will not fancy Robbie agagin*

Nancy does look rather fab

WTF, Greyson's chest hair is trying to escape - thank god he didn't just wear the jacket

Wtf is Greyson wearing? And Krotchtina for that matter???

More to the point, what is Alex wearing?

Toss's frock just emphasises the One Slung Low issue.

How much drink have we got in? It's not going to be enough, is it?

Role-Playing? It's not Bixmix

The faces are coming RUN FOR YOUR LIFES

Thank god I have this VT on mute - Mr AK's just declared he'd happily spend a week punching him

It's a tad stompy... And OH is not impressed that another Queen track has been murdered!

What is Tess wearing?
What is Jason wearing?
Why is such a classic song being murdered?
Why such a horrendous dance face?
Why such a cringey VT?
Why am I so riled up 12 mins in?

A leopard-print paso cape?

He does stick his bum out a lot. He doesn't seem to do much actual dancing. Very pedestrian.

so krotchtina chanelling bet lynch and the donovator on your knees sex face

*brain bleach*

Why are you lot so bliddy chatty, could not find the new thread.

The Paso face was eeeeeeugh

Add a dahling and you're Craig