Mag Tuesday, new exclusive, Poogate?
not exactly shakespeare is it, to Poo or not to Poo that seems to be the question? then again if you're looking for erudite stuff you're not exactly going to be buying Now in the first place or for that matter most if not all other celebrity based magazines, they're not meant to be heavy/serious are they.
Have to also say though don't really get the endless facination with every day bodily functions if I'm honest maybe i'm the weird one
Is it a BB contestant thing do you think? ie
John on National TV tells everyone with an almost gleeful/bragging air of satisfaction that he wipes his arse back to front not front to back, you don't? really? do you get shitty balls? his housemates ask, no he laughs, oh and I also sit down to pee! hopefully with the door shut at all times otherwise what a hypocrite!
Josie in mags tells of her 6 months of constipation hell whilst living with John James, I just couldn't Poo with him in the house and with him being a hermit and all it was just AWFUL, I used to beg him to go out but he wouldn't! no wonder she was angry all the time and telling him to sod off back to OZ!
Meanwhile more recently Jay and Lousie have been introducing a new and heretofore unheard of courtship / mating ritual couples up and down the country are said to be adopting as THE next IN thing with agents looking to sign them up when they leave the house to produce a series of articles for a national newspaper graphically depicting all the various methods/techniques which can be used, working title for the six part series rumoured to be 'The Daily Fart'
not exactly shakespeare is it, to Poo or not to Poo that seems to be the question? then again if you're looking for erudite stuff you're not exactly going to be buying Now in the first place or for that matter most if not all other celebrity based magazines, they're not meant to be heavy/serious are they.
Have to also say though don't really get the endless facination with every day bodily functions if I'm honest maybe i'm the weird one
Is it a BB contestant thing do you think? ie
John on National TV tells everyone with an almost gleeful/bragging air of satisfaction that he wipes his arse back to front not front to back, you don't? really? do you get shitty balls? his housemates ask, no he laughs, oh and I also sit down to pee! hopefully with the door shut at all times otherwise what a hypocrite!
Josie in mags tells of her 6 months of constipation hell whilst living with John James, I just couldn't Poo with him in the house and with him being a hermit and all it was just AWFUL, I used to beg him to go out but he wouldn't! no wonder she was angry all the time and telling him to sod off back to OZ!
Meanwhile more recently Jay and Lousie have been introducing a new and heretofore unheard of courtship / mating ritual couples up and down the country are said to be adopting as THE next IN thing with agents looking to sign them up when they leave the house to produce a series of articles for a national newspaper graphically depicting all the various methods/techniques which can be used, working title for the six part series rumoured to be 'The Daily Fart'
That is all I want to say 
